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Jackson:
[referring to pretzels]
I don't eat that crap. Do you know what that does to your body? Sloane:
Yeah. It fills me with warm, delicious happiness. Like Christmas used to, before I realized Santa was a big scam. Jackson:
Yeah. Christmas peaked for me at about ten. I got a surfboard and my first complete set of golf clubs. Sloane:
Hmm. Jackson:
It was good. Sloane:
My best Christmas... was a Barbie Dream House, preassembled, and a ventriloquist puppet named Lester. He looked like Jaleel White. Jackson:
Hmm? Sloane:
I sort of had a thing for Urkel. I spent months learning to throw my voice. Jackson:
Well, come on, let's hear it. Sloane:
No. Jackson:
Excuse me. I bought you a free pretzel. So, you owe me an Urkel. Come on. Come on. Sloane:
[clears throat then in monotone voice]
Did I do that? Did I do that? Jackson:
Nice
[referring to pretzels]
I don't eat that crap. Do you know what that does to your body? Sloane:
Yeah. It fills me with warm, delicious happiness. Like Christmas used to, before I realized Santa was a big scam. Jackson:
Yeah. Christmas peaked for me at about ten. I got a surfboard and my first complete set of golf clubs. Sloane:
Hmm. Jackson:
It was good. Sloane:
My best Christmas... was a Barbie Dream House, preassembled, and a ventriloquist puppet named Lester. He looked like Jaleel White. Jackson:
Hmm? Sloane:
I sort of had a thing for Urkel. I spent months learning to throw my voice. Jackson:
Well, come on, let's hear it. Sloane:
No. Jackson:
Excuse me. I bought you a free pretzel. So, you owe me an Urkel. Come on. Come on. Sloane:
[clears throat then in monotone voice]
Did I do that? Did I do that? Jackson:
Nice
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You don't want any I don't eat that crap
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Do you know what that does to your body Yeah
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It fills me with warm delicious happiness
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Like Christmas used to before I realized Santa was a big scam
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chuckles Yeah
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Christmas peaked for me at about ten
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I got a surfboard and my first complete set of golf clubs
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Sloane Hmm
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It was good My best Christmas
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was a Barbie Dream House preassembled
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and a ventriloquist puppet named Lester
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Sloane He looked like Jaleel White
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Hmm
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I sort of had a thing for Urkel
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I spent months learning to throw my voice
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Well come on let's hear it No
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Excuse me I bought you a free pretzel
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So you owe me an Urkel
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Come on
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Come on
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clears throat
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in monotone voice Did I do that
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Did I do that
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Movie Summary
Fed up with being single on holidays, two strangers agree to be each other's platonic plus-ones all year long, only to catch real feelings along the way.
Actors
Jackson
Sloane
