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I can't believe this! A fucking vampire!
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HollyBlood

I can't believe this!A fucking vampire!

I can't believe this!
A fucking vampire!

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I can't believe this! A fucking vampire!
Duration
4 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
01:12:56
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Javi, a perfectly ordinary teenager who doesn't suspect that his crush on Sara might be reciprocated. Through a string of misunderstandings, Sara comes to believe that Javi is in possession of supernatural powers.
- Let's get out this way! - No, no, dude! Please no! - HollyBlood 00:05
- Let's get out this way! - No, no, dude! Please no!
The thing you said earlier - HollyBlood 00:04
The thing you said earlier
Eat the rubbers. Eat the damn rubbers. - HollyBlood 00:05
Eat the rubbers. Eat the damn rubbers.
If you hadn't crossed my path, none of this woulda happened to me. - HollyBlood 00:05
If you hadn't crossed my path, none of this woulda happ...
- Just so we're clear, no means no! - I've had enough, feminazi! - HollyBlood 00:04
- Just so we're clear, no means no! - I've had eno...
Mine! Mine! When you gonna get this straight! - HollyBlood 00:04
Mine! Mine! When you gonna get this straight!
I've never killed anyone, I swear. I'm not a murderer! - HollyBlood 00:04
I've never killed anyone, I swear. I'm not a murde...
That was the only way I could contact the vampire and see what he looked like. - HollyBlood 00:04
That was the only way I could contact the vampire and see wh...
- But if you're the girl that I met... - Don't ever trust online chats. - HollyBlood 00:04
- But if you're the girl that I met... - Don't eve...
Please, come on! You guys just said that. I'm not Azrael. I'm Pelofrito. - HollyBlood 00:05
Please, come on! You guys just said that. I'm not Azrae...
On one, on two, and on… - HollyBlood 00:05
On one, on two, and on…
- We have to call the police. - No. I'll take care of this. - HollyBlood 00:04
- We have to call the police. - No. I'll take care of t...
What do you mean, no? They're probably the ones that sodomized… - HollyBlood 00:05
What do you mean, no? They're probably the ones that so...
I told you… - HollyBlood 00:05
I told you…
- The door! What the heck is that?! - You, come here. - HollyBlood 00:04
- The door! What the heck is that?! - You, come here.
Now I'm going to kill you like I intended so many years ago. - HollyBlood 00:04
Now I'm going to kill you like I intended so many years...
Hoping you would murder them. But you've never had the guts to. - HollyBlood 00:05
Hoping you would murder them. But you've never had the ...
A vampire that doesn't murder is an aberration! - HollyBlood 00:04
A vampire that doesn't murder is an aberration!
Stay away from my girlfriend, you mon-sister! - HollyBlood 00:04
Stay away from my girlfriend, you mon-sister!
Borja didn't taste good, but now I will feast! - HollyBlood 00:04
Borja didn't taste good, but now I will feast!