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I hope you didn't just pack crap Shut up LinnieDo you know what I should pack Buzz told you cheek faceToilet paper and water
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Home Alone

Toilet paper and water

Linnie McCallister:I hope you didn't just pack crap, Jeff.Jeff McCallister:Shut up, Linnie.Kevin McCallister:You know what I should pack?Jeff McCallister:Toilet paper and water

Full Transcript

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I hope you didn't just pack crap Shut up Linnie
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Do you know what I should pack Buzz told you cheek face
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Toilet paper and water
Available in 7 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
1,082
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:12
Uploaded
Mar 07, 2026
Genres
comedy, family
Production
Hughes Entertainment,20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

Eight-year-old Kevin McCallister makes the most of the situation after his family unwittingly leaves him behind when they go on Christmas vacation. But when a pair of bungling burglars set their sights on Kevin's house, the plucky kid stands ready to defend his territory. By planting booby traps galore, adorably mischievous Kevin stands his ground as his frantic mother attempts to race home before Christmas Day.
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What are you so worried aboutYou know Mom's gonna pack...
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Bombs away
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I hope you're all drinking milk I want to get rid of it
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Did anyone order me a plain cheeseYeah But if you want...
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Are you okay, honey?
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Look what you did you little jerk
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Get upstairs now.
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Fifteen people in this house and only you have to make...