You're all a bunch of jerks. Hi. You know, Kevin, the last time we all tried to take a...
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Kevin McCallister:
[to himself]
You're all a bunch of jerks.
Kate McCallister:
[Coming into the room]
Hi. You know, Kevin, the last time we all tried to take a trip, we had a problem that started just like this.
Kevin McCallister:
Yeah, with me getting crapped on.
Kate McCallister:
I don't care for your choice of words. That is not what happened last time, that is not what is happening this time. Buzz apologized to you.
Kevin McCallister:
[Sitting up, turning to face her]
Yeah, then he called me a trout sniffer. He didn't mean what he said, he was just sucking up to you.
Kate McCallister:
Okay. Why don't you sit up here for awhile and think things over. When you're ready to apologize to Buzz and to the rest of your family, then come down.
[She turns to leave]
Kevin McCallister:
I'm not apologizing to Buzz! I'd rather kiss a toilet seat.
Kate McCallister:
Then you can sit up her for the rest of the night.
Kevin McCallister:
Fine. I don't wanna be down there anyway. I can't trust anyone in this family and do you know what? If I had my own money, I'd go on my own vacation, alone, without any of you guys and I'd have the most fun in my whole life.
Kate McCallister:
Well, you got your wish last year. Maybe you'll get it again this year.
Kevin McCallister:
I hope so.
[Kate turns around and leaves]
Transcript
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They're all a bunch ofjerks
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Hi
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You know Kevin last time we all tried to take a trip
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we had a problem that started just like this
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Yeah with me getting crapped on
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I don't care for your choice of words
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That's not what happened last time that's not what's happening this time
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Buzz apologized to you
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Yeah then he called me a trout sniffer
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He didn't mean what he said He was just sucking up to you
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Okay Why don't you just sit up here for a while and think things over
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When you're ready to apologize to Buzz and to the rest of the family
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you can come down
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I'm not apologizing to Buzz I'd rather kiss a toilet seat
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Then you can stay up here the rest of the night
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Fine I don't wanna be down there anyway I can't trust anybody in this family
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And d'you know what If I had my own money
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I'd go on my own vacation alone without any of you guys
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And I'd have the most fun in my whole life
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Well you got your wish last year Maybe you'll get it again this year
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I hope so
Clip duration: 65 seconds
Views: 198
Timestamp in movie: 00h 08m 53s
Uploaded: 27 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, family, adventure
Summary: Instead of flying to Florida with his folks, Kevin ends up alone in New York, where he gets a hotel room with his dad's credit card—despite problems from a clerk and meddling bellboy. But when Kevin runs into his old nemeses, the Wet Bandits, he's determined to foil their plans to rob a toy store on Christmas eve.
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00:35 At this time of the year we're lucky to get on the same...
00:11 Marv Crowbars up
00:07 You'd better not wreck my trip you little sourpuss
00:37 Yup one quick score We get ourselves a couple of phony...
00:06 Hey you looking for somebody to read you a bedtime story
00:06 I know I shouldn't complain about a free trip
00:15 Why do we have to go to Florida There's no Christmas...
00:32 We spent nine months in jail thinking we had the worst luck...
00:08 I never made it to the 6th grade kid
00:04 Watch it kid
00:07 My grandfather says if my head wasn't screwed on...
00:06 I want to go home Mom where are you
00:05 I've had enough of this vacation I'm going home
00:08 Would you like a scarf You wanna forget about the scarf Marv
00:10 You may've won the battle little dude but you lost the...
00:05 Get back here you little thief
00:08 Enough of this gooey Show of emotion Everyone let's dig...
00:04 Have a lovely day
00:05 Bye now
00:15 Harry You wearing aftershave