Beat that, you little trout sniffer. I'm not sorry. I did what I did because Buzz...

Buzz McCallister: [after making a formal apology to the family; whispers to Kevin] Beat that, you little trout sniffer. Kevin McCallister: [gets up] I'm not sorry. I did what I did because Buzz humiliated me and since he gets away with everything, I let him have it. And since you're all so STUPID to believe his lies, I don't care if your idiotic Florida trip gets wrecked or not! Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate, anyway? [turns to leave] Kate McCallister: Kevin! Peter McCallister: Kevin, you walk out of here and you sleep on the third floor. Fuller McCallister: [gleefully] Yeah, with me. Kevin McCallister: So what else is new? Uncle Frank McCallister: You better not wreck my trip, you little sour puss, your dad's paying good money for it. Kevin McCallister: Oh, wouldn't wanna spoil your fun, Mr. Cheap Skate! [Exits] Buzz McCallister: What a troubled young man.

Beat that, you little trout sniffer. I'm not sorry! I did what I did 'cause Buzz humiliated me. And since he gets away with everything, I let him have it. And since you're all so stupid to believe his lies, I don't care if your idiotic Florida trip gets wrecked or not. Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate anyway? Kevin! Kevin, you walk out of here, you sleep on the third floor. Yeah, with me. So what else is new? You'd better not wreck my trip, you little sourpuss. Your dad's paying good money for it. I wouldn't want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate. What a troubled young man. They're all a bunch of jerks. Hi. You know, Kevin, last time we all tried to take a trip we had a problem that started just like this. Yeah, with me getting crapped on. I don't care for your choice of words. That's not what happened last time, that's not what's happening this time. Buzz apologized to you. Yeah, then he called me a trout sniffer. He didn't mean what he said. He was just sucking up to you. Okay. Why don't you just sit up here for a while and think things over? When you're ready to apologize to Buzz and to the rest of the family, you can come down. I'm not apologizing to Buzz. I'd rather kiss a toilet seat. Then you can stay up here the rest of the night. Fine. I don't wanna be down there anyway. I can't trust anybody in this family. And d'you know what? If I had my own money, I'd go on my own vacation, alone, without any of you guys. And I'd have the most fun in my whole life. Well, you got your wish last year.