You're all a bunch of jerks. Hi. You know, Kevin, the last time we all tried to take a...

Kevin McCallister: [to himself] You're all a bunch of jerks. Kate McCallister: [Coming into the room] Hi. You know, Kevin, the last time we all tried to take a trip, we had a problem that started just like this. Kevin McCallister: Yeah, with me getting crapped on. Kate McCallister: I don't care for your choice of words. That is not what happened last time, that is not what is happening this time. Buzz apologized to you. Kevin McCallister: [Sitting up, turning to face her] Yeah, then he called me a trout sniffer. He didn't mean what he said, he was just sucking up to you. Kate McCallister: Okay. Why don't you sit up here for awhile and think things over. When you're ready to apologize to Buzz and to the rest of your family, then come down. [She turns to leave] Kevin McCallister: I'm not apologizing to Buzz! I'd rather kiss a toilet seat. Kate McCallister: Then you can sit up her for the rest of the night. Kevin McCallister: Fine. I don't wanna be down there anyway. I can't rust anyone in this family and do you know what? If I had my own money, I'd go on my own vacation, alone, without any of you guys. I'd have the most fun in my entire life. Kate McCallister: Well, you got your wish last year. Maybe you'll get it again this year. Kevin McCallister: I hope so. [Kate turns around and leaves]

They're all a bunch of jerks. Hi. You know, Kevin, last time we all tried to take a trip we had a problem that started just like this. Yeah, with me getting crapped on. I don't care for your choice of words. That's not what happened last time, that's not what's happening this time. Buzz apologized to you. Yeah, then he called me a trout sniffer. He didn't mean what he said. He was just sucking up to you. Okay. Why don't you just sit up here for a while and think things over? When you're ready to apologize to Buzz and to the rest of the family, you can come down. I'm not apologizing to Buzz. I'd rather kiss a toilet seat. Then you can stay up here the rest of the night. Fine. I don't wanna be down there anyway. I can't trust anybody in this family. And d'you know what? If I had my own money, I'd go on my own vacation, alone, without any of you guys. And I'd have the most fun in my whole life. Well, you got your wish last year. Maybe you'll get it again this year. I hope so. We did it again! We did it again! Okay, our McCallisters in the first van, the other McCallisters in the second van. I know I shouldn't complain about a free trip, but, jeez, you guys give the worst gol-darn wake-up calls. Frank, do you have the tickets? I've got them. Here's your family's. I've got my family's. How many do you have? Seven. Seven. Fourteen. Fourteen. Seven, eight, nine, ten... How come none of us are sitting together? At this time of the year, we're lucky to get on the same plane. 11, 12, 13... Where's Kevin? Fourteen. It's a good thing I have my own ticket, just in case you guys try to ditch me. Come on, Kevin. Dad, I need batteries. I got some batteries in my bag. I'll give them to you on the plane. Here's two more. Why can't I get them now? I can get them. Not now, Kevin. What's the gate number?