No! No! Why aren't you dead?
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Don Champagne:
So, what do we do first? Dusty:
Ugh. Don Champagne:
Oh, God! She's alive! No! No! No! Why isn't she dead? Mona Champagne:
Oh, boy! Heh, heh, heh. Don Champagne:
What do we do? Mona Champagne:
Oh, maybe we should just let her go! Don Champagne:
Really? Mona Champagne:
No. No. Get a hammer. Don Champagne:
What? A hammer? Mona Champagne:
Yeah. Get a hammer so we can hit her in the head! Don Champagne:
No! No! Why aren't you dead?
So, what do we do first? Dusty:
Ugh. Don Champagne:
Oh, God! She's alive! No! No! No! Why isn't she dead? Mona Champagne:
Oh, boy! Heh, heh, heh. Don Champagne:
What do we do? Mona Champagne:
Oh, maybe we should just let her go! Don Champagne:
Really? Mona Champagne:
No. No. Get a hammer. Don Champagne:
What? A hammer? Mona Champagne:
Yeah. Get a hammer so we can hit her in the head! Don Champagne:
No! No! Why aren't you dead?
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So what do I do first Unh
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No She's alive No No
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Oh Oh
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Why isn't she dead
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Oh boy Heh heh heh
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What do we do
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Oh Maybe we should just let her go Heh heh heh
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Really No
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No Get a hammer A hammer
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Yes Get a hammer so you can hit her in the head with it
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No No Why aren't you dead
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Movie Summary
Don Champagne seems to have it all, but when his wife, Mona, learns of his affair with a pretty new salesgirl, she will stop at nothing to maintain their storybook life.
