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Home Sweet Home Alone

We didn't take a census. I-- Stu, did you assume he was on the plane?

We didn't take a census. I-- Stu, did you assume he was on the plane?

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We didn't take a census. I--
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Stu, did you assume he was on the plane?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:06
Uploaded
May 13, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, family
Production
20th Century Studios,Hutch Parker Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A married couple tries to steal back a valuable heirloom from a troublesome kid.
[Stu] Carol, I swear to you. That boy was not in the house when we left. - Home Sweet Home Alone 00:04
[Stu] Carol, I swear to you. That boy was not in the house w...
You do realize that, because of you, I'm in Japan, - Home Sweet Home Alone 00:08
You do realize that, because of you, I'm in Japan,
Yeah, but-- but first-world problems, you know? [chuckles] - Home Sweet Home Alone 00:07
Yeah, but-- but first-world problems, you know? [chuckles]
-Yes, hello. Beechtree Lane. -[gasps] - Home Sweet Home Alone 00:05
-Yes, hello. Beechtree Lane. -[gasps]
No, because we don't have a landline. Nobody has a landline anymore. - Home Sweet Home Alone 00:04
No, because we don't have a landline. Nobody has a land...
Yes, Stu, nobody has a landline anymore because it's not 1993. - Home Sweet Home Alone 00:05
Yes, Stu, nobody has a landline anymore because it's no...
What's your next idea? Should I beep him after I listen to the new MC Hammer joint? - Home Sweet Home Alone 00:06
What's your next idea? Should I beep him after I listen...
We only moved there two months ago. I don't think we even know their names. - Home Sweet Home Alone 00:04
We only moved there two months ago. I don't think we ev...
I'm going to go to the airport, darling, because I can't sit here while my son is-- - Home Sweet Home Alone 00:07
I'm going to go to the airport, darling, because I can&...
See, Carol? Under stress, people make mistakes that we should forgive. - Home Sweet Home Alone 00:05
See, Carol? Under stress, people make mistakes that we shoul...
You know? People forget passports. People forget-- - Home Sweet Home Alone 00:06
You know? People forget passports. People forget--
Oh, darling, happy Christmas. Mummy loves you very much. Okay? - Home Sweet Home Alone 00:04
Oh, darling, happy Christmas. Mummy loves you very much. Oka...
[laughs] - Home Sweet Home Alone 00:06
[laughs]
[clears throat] Um… - Home Sweet Home Alone 00:07
[clears throat] Um…
Listen, when I was a kid, my family went on vacation. - Home Sweet Home Alone 00:05
Listen, when I was a kid, my family went on vacation.
Listen when I was a kid my family went on vacation - Home Sweet Home Alone 00:17
Listen when I was a kid my family went on vacation
I know for a fact that there is no forgotten child at that address. - Home Sweet Home Alone 00:07
I know for a fact that there is no forgotten child at that a...
I was just there for a bogus home-alarm call, okay? - Home Sweet Home Alone 00:05
I was just there for a bogus home-alarm call, okay?
Guess what? The place had a McCallister Home Alarm system. - Home Sweet Home Alone 00:06
Guess what? The place had a McCallister Home Alarm system.
Oh, gee, a coincidence? I don't think so. - Home Sweet Home Alone 00:06
Oh, gee, a coincidence? I don't think so.