Chance, stop! The blouse is dead! That's right! And I have to shred it into teeny, tiny...

[Chance is chewing apart an old shirt]

Sassy:
Chance, stop! The blouse is dead!
Chance:
That's right! And I have to shred it into teeny, tiny little pieces and I...
[gulps]

Chance:
- I swallowed a button.
Sassy:
Oh, what a shame... Too bad it wasn't a zipper!
Chance:
Hey, you better beat it powder puff before I turn you into dog meat!
Sassy:
Oh, is that any way to speak to a petite dewdrop... you big flat-faced butt-sniffer?
[Chance barks and chases Sassy]

Hejust sat down there while I had all the fun upstairs. Chance, stop! The blouse is dead. That's right, but I gotta shred it... into teeny, tiny little pieces, and I really-- [ Gulp ] I swallowed a button. Oh, what a shame! Too bad it wasn't a zipper. Hey, you better beat it, powder puff, or you're gonna end up dog meat. Is that any way to speak to a petite dewdrop? - You big flat-faced butt-sniffer! - [ Barking, Snarling ] - [ Meowing ] - [ Crash ] [ Growling ] - Shadow, down! - [ Sassy Yowling ] [ Shadow ] I really should give that pup a talking-to. - [ Crashing, Clattering ] -[ Sassy Yowling ] Uh... I now pronounce you husband and wife. - [ Glass Shattering ] - [ Minister ] You may kiss the bride. Ew! Ugh! [ Chance Sniffing ]