Ladies! Ladies, ladies, please, you gotta help me! I'm starving, and I can't remember when...

Chance:
[to a couple of ladies]
Ladies! Ladies, ladies, please, you gotta help me! I'm starving, and I can't remember when I had my last meal, and I'm an orphan, and I'm weak, and I'm helpless, and if you don't feed me, I'll shrivle into a pile of bleached bones, so please!
[the ladies shoo him away]

Chance:
What? Do you want to shake a paw? Shake hands? How's that? Is that worth most of your food? All of your food? A little bit? Please?
[They continue to shoo him away then leave]

Chance:
Ah, she doesn't even know how to shake right! You need training!

She's agreed to keep the animals while they're gone. Ladies, please, you gotta help me. I'm starving, and I can't remember when I had my last meal. - If you don't feed me, I'll shrivel into a pile of bones. - Shoo! Go on, shoo! You want to shake a paw, shake hands? Is that worth most of your food? Shoo, I said. Go on. Doesn't even know how to shake right. You need training. You need the training. Ah, great. I suppose you know a better way. Yes. I'll get food by acting like I don't want food. - That's stupid. - I'll prove it. You don't have to prove it. I believe you're stupid. [ Meowing ] [ Meow ] - [ Purring ] - Oh, Sassy, I wish we didn't have to go away. I'm going to miss you so much. - [ Sassy ] Just watch me work. - [ Whining ] - Hungry? - No. But it's shrimp. You like shrimp. - I couldn't possibly. No, no, no, no, no. - Come on. It's good. [ Sassy ] I can't. I just can't. I have those four pesky ounces still hanging on from Christmas. - Well, if you insist. [ Scarfing ] - Told you.