Oh, back off, old man! You were just jealous cos I smelled it first. Would a rolled up...

Shadow: [growls at Chance as he noses the turkey] Chance: Oh, back off, old man! You were just jealous cos I smelled it first. Shadow: Would a rolled up newspaper mean anything to you? Chance: No. Why? Shadow: [barks] Chance: All right! Okay! I just wanted to... smell it. Shadow: [barks] Chance: ...to make sure it was safe for people. Shadow: I'm keeping my eye on you, pup. Chance: Yeah, well I'm just gonna go mingle.

- Grrr! - Back off, old man! You're just jealous 'cause I smelled it first. - Would a rolled-up newspaper mean anything to you? - No. Why? - [ Barking ] - All right!Just wanted to smell it. - [ Barking ] - To make sure it was safe for people. - I'm keeping my eye on you, pup. - Yeah, well, I'm just gonna go, uh... mingle. Hey, how are ya? Nice to see ya.! Hey, nice shoes. I should know. Hey ya, bud. Nice tie. How're ya doin'? You want me to show you a place where you can bury that food? Ugh! Ptui! Hasta la vista. What was that? Broccoli! Ptui! They're not taking these pets to San Francisco with them, are they? No. Laura has a friend from college who has a ranch up near Bishop. She's agreed to keep the animals while they're gone. Ladies, please, you gotta help me.