Are you saying... it works? The machine works? Do the kids know? Well, yeah, the kids...
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids • 1989
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[Wayne shows Diane the shrunken couch]
Diane Szalinski:
[excited]
Are you saying... it works? The machine works?
[Wayne nods]
Diane Szalinski:
Do the kids know?
Wayne Szalinski:
Well, yeah, the kids know.
Diane Szalinski:
That's great!
Wayne Szalinski:
No, it's not that great.
Diane Szalinski:
Why?
Wayne Szalinski:
I shrunk the kids.
Diane Szalinski:
...What?
Wayne Szalinski:
And the Thompson kids too. They're about this big, they're in the backyard.
Diane Szalinski:
*What*?
Wayne Szalinski:
I threw them out with the trash.
[just as Diane grabs hold of Wayne, the doorbell rings. Wayne opens the door to two police officers]
Wayne Szalinski:
Yes?
Female Cop:
Did uh, you report two missing children?
Wayne Szalinski:
Oh, there must be some mistake. Our children are in the backyard. Right, honey?
[Diane faints]
Diane Szalinski:
[excited]
Are you saying... it works? The machine works?
[Wayne nods]
Diane Szalinski:
Do the kids know?
Wayne Szalinski:
Well, yeah, the kids know.
Diane Szalinski:
That's great!
Wayne Szalinski:
No, it's not that great.
Diane Szalinski:
Why?
Wayne Szalinski:
I shrunk the kids.
Diane Szalinski:
...What?
Wayne Szalinski:
And the Thompson kids too. They're about this big, they're in the backyard.
Diane Szalinski:
*What*?
Wayne Szalinski:
I threw them out with the trash.
[just as Diane grabs hold of Wayne, the doorbell rings. Wayne opens the door to two police officers]
Wayne Szalinski:
Yes?
Female Cop:
Did uh, you report two missing children?
Wayne Szalinski:
Oh, there must be some mistake. Our children are in the backyard. Right, honey?
[Diane faints]
Transcript
00:00:03.000 --> 00:00:04.877
- Are you saying that machine blew...
- Blew up my kids?
00:00:04.961 --> 00:00:06.337
- No, no, no.
- No, no, no.
00:00:06.042 --> 00:00:09.173
If the machine had blown up the kids,
there'd be pieces of them everywhere.
00:00:09.257 --> 00:00:10.341
Wayne!
00:00:11.217 --> 00:00:12.301
Sorry, I...
00:00:12.677 --> 00:00:15.221
Look, I'm positive about this, okay?
00:00:15.596 --> 00:00:16.931
The machine shrunk our kids.
00:00:17.999 --> 00:00:18.599
You're the one who needs
a shrink, Szalinski!
00:00:18.683 --> 00:00:20.601
- Russell!
- You are a nutcase.
00:00:20.685 --> 00:00:24.438
And I'll tell you something.
I have got an air hammer in my attic.
00:00:24.605 --> 00:00:26.148
And if you did do something
to my kids,
00:00:26.232 --> 00:00:28.067
there's gonna be pieces of you
all over the neighborhood!
00:00:28.234 --> 00:00:29.318
Come on, honey.
00:00:35.741 --> 00:00:38.244
- (DIANE SIGHS)
- I think that went well.
00:00:39.203 --> 00:00:41.997
I think we should have them
over more often.
00:00:41.914 --> 00:00:43.791
BIG RUSS: Yeah, well,
it's a priority for me.
00:00:44.375 --> 00:00:46.001
Now why don't you do
what you're paid to do?
00:00:48.002 --> 00:00:49.839
- Find my kids.
- (PHONE THUDS)
00:01:02.184 --> 00:01:03.477
I thought you didn't believe him.
Clip duration: 64 seconds
Views: 302
Timestamp in movie: 01h 06m 33s
Uploaded: 18 September, 2021
Genres: adventure, comedy, family
Summary: The scientist father of a teenage girl and boy accidentally shrinks his and two other neighborhood teens to the size of insects. Now the teens must fight diminutive dangers as the father searches for them.
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