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Nicky Flippers:
It would seem that all of you came together tonight by mistake. [walks past dog typing notes] Nicky Flippers:
Maybe you naughty neighbors butted heads so we could get to the real truth. The Wolf:
The Goody Bandit Nicky Flippers:
That's right. The Bandit's still at large. There's been a lot of finger pointing tonight, but now all fingers point to the Bandit. The Woodsman:
Not my finger! [quickly puts index finger in mouth and starts sucking it] Nicky Flippers:
Oh no, you were just out damaging forest property, cutting down the redwoods we all call home. [the Woodsman starts spluttering] Nicky Flippers:
Big guy like you, you could probably take whatever you want from little goody-loving creatures, couldn't you? The Woodsman:
But someone robbed me! Have we lost track of that? Nicky Flippers:
Thats right, someone did. Maybe a snack food competitor. Right Granny? Granny:
Now hold on a pea-picking minute! I may lead a double life full of secrets and deception, but that's no reason to be suspicious. The Woodsman:
Huh? Nicky Flippers:
A woman like you could have a lot to gain stealing all those recipes. Chief Grizzly:
And that's how she makes her goodies so good! Eh? Nicky Flippers:
Or she could just be another victim... of a hungry Wolf The Wolf:
Ah, the wolf did it. Talk about profiling. Nicky Flippers:
Why should we trust someone who wears disguises for a living? Chief Grizzly:
Maybe he's not a wolf at all! The Wolf:
You got me. I'm a poodle. I just haven't been to the barbershop in a long time. Chief Grizzly:
Is this all just a big joke to you? The Wolf:
I just followed the girl here. Granny:
You leave my granddaughter alone! Nicky Flippers:
Yes, now we get to Little Red, the girl with the basket on the run. [camera points to empty chair] Nicky Flippers:
Where is she anyway?
It would seem that all of you came together tonight by mistake. [walks past dog typing notes] Nicky Flippers:
Maybe you naughty neighbors butted heads so we could get to the real truth. The Wolf:
The Goody Bandit Nicky Flippers:
That's right. The Bandit's still at large. There's been a lot of finger pointing tonight, but now all fingers point to the Bandit. The Woodsman:
Not my finger! [quickly puts index finger in mouth and starts sucking it] Nicky Flippers:
Oh no, you were just out damaging forest property, cutting down the redwoods we all call home. [the Woodsman starts spluttering] Nicky Flippers:
Big guy like you, you could probably take whatever you want from little goody-loving creatures, couldn't you? The Woodsman:
But someone robbed me! Have we lost track of that? Nicky Flippers:
Thats right, someone did. Maybe a snack food competitor. Right Granny? Granny:
Now hold on a pea-picking minute! I may lead a double life full of secrets and deception, but that's no reason to be suspicious. The Woodsman:
Huh? Nicky Flippers:
A woman like you could have a lot to gain stealing all those recipes. Chief Grizzly:
And that's how she makes her goodies so good! Eh? Nicky Flippers:
Or she could just be another victim... of a hungry Wolf The Wolf:
Ah, the wolf did it. Talk about profiling. Nicky Flippers:
Why should we trust someone who wears disguises for a living? Chief Grizzly:
Maybe he's not a wolf at all! The Wolf:
You got me. I'm a poodle. I just haven't been to the barbershop in a long time. Chief Grizzly:
Is this all just a big joke to you? The Wolf:
I just followed the girl here. Granny:
You leave my granddaughter alone! Nicky Flippers:
Yes, now we get to Little Red, the girl with the basket on the run. [camera points to empty chair] Nicky Flippers:
Where is she anyway?
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l would not hurt a butterfly
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Then what's this A letter opener
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That's a funny accent you got there choppy
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l can do the cowboy accent Howdy partner
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lndeed you can
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Say before you ride off into the sunset hopalong
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you think you could rustle up information
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l will do my best
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How about explaining what you were doing in the forest
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Oh l am working to make good my call back
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Your what what
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Paul's Bunion Oream has a soothing formula
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to make the bunions head for the hills
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Movie Summary
Little Red Riding Hood, the Wolf, the Woodsman, and Granny all tell the police the events that led up to their encounter.




