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You the cute little urchin in the front rowwon't you share your thoughts with the whole classYes I said Mommy reads to us every nightbecause she loves us very muchLoves you Isn't thatThe L word

The TRUTH is far too much fun

Hook • 1991

Captain Hook:
You, the cute little urchin in the front row, won't you share your thoughts with the whole class?Maggie:Yes! I said mommy reads to us every night, because she LOVES us very much!Captain Hook:Loves you? Isn't that the, uh, the...Smee:The 'L' word, Captain.Captain Hook:Ooh, yes!Captain Hook:No, child, Your mother wants to read to you every night in order to stupefy to sleep, so that she and daddy could sit down for three measly minutes without you. And you mindless, inexhaustible, unstoppable, repetitive, and nagging demands: He took my toy! She hit my bear! I want a party! I want a cookie! I want to stay up! I want, I want, I want, me, me, me, me, mine, mine, mine, mine, now, now, now, now!Captain Hook:Can't you understand, child? They tell you stories to shut you up.Smee:-And conk you out.Maggie:That's not true, Jack!Maggie:You're a liar!Captain Hook: Lie? Me? Never.Captain Hook:The TRUTH is far too much fun

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You the cute little urchin in the front row

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won't you share your thoughts with the whole class

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Yes I said Mommy reads to us every night

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because she loves us very much

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Loves you Isn't that

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The L word captain

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No child

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Your mother reads to you every night in order to stupefy you to sleep

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so that she and Daddy can sit down for three minutes without you

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and your mindless inexhaustible unstoppable repetitive demands

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He took my toy

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She hid my bear

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I want to potty I want a cookie I want to stay up

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I want I want I want Me me me me

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Mine mine mine mine

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Now now now

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Can't you understand child

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They tell you stories to shut you up And conk you out

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That's not true Jack You're a liar

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Lie Me

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Never

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The truth is far too much fun

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انت ايها البنت الجميلة الصغيرة فى الصف الامامى

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لماذا لاتشارك الفصل كله افكارك

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نعم

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قلت ان امى تقرا لنا كل ليلة

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لانها تحبنا كثيرا

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تحبكم هل هذا

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كلمة الحب ياكابتن

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لا ياطفلة

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امك تقرا لك كل ليلة لتجعلك تنامى

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حتى يمكنها ان تجلس مع والدك بدونكم

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و بدون طلباتك الغبية المتكررة المتعبة

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لقد اخذ لعبتى

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انها تخبئ دبى

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اريد اغنية اريد بسكوتة اريد ان اقف

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اريد اريد اريد انا انا

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لى لى لى

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الان الان الان

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الايمكنك ان تفهموا ايها الاطفال

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انها تخبركم قصص لتخرسكم و تجعلكم تناموا

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هذا ليس حقيقى ياجاك انك تكذب

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اكذب انا

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ابدا

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الحقيقة بعيدة عنكم كل البعد

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Toi la mignonne petite pipelette au premier rang

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Pourrais tu t'adresser à toute la classe

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Oui

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Maman nous lit une histoire tous les soirs

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parce qu'elle nous aime beaucoup

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Vous aime Mais c'est

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Le mot maudit capitaine

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Non mon enfant

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Ta mère lit tous les soirs pour vous abrutir de sommeil

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pour pouvoir respirer avec ton papa trois minutes sans vous

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et vos exigences idiotes inépuisables imparables et sans fin

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Il a pris mon jouet

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Elle a caché mon ours

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Je veux mon pot un gâteau Je veux encore jouer

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Je veux je veux je veux Moi moi moi

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A moi à moi à moi

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Tout de suite Vite vite

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Tu comprends maintenant mon enfant

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Des histoires pour vous faire taire Et vous endormir

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C'est même pas vrai Jack Vous mentez

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Mentir Moi

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Jamais

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Dire la vérité est trop drôle

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Weiss es jemand

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Liest uns Mami nicht jeden Abend vor

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Du süsser kleiner Fratz in der Vorderreihe

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Willst du das nicht der ganzen Klasse erzählen

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Ja

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Mami liest uns jeden Abend was vor

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weil sie uns beide so lieb hat

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Lieb hat lst das nicht

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Das schlimme Wort Kapitän

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Oh nein Kind

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Deine Mutter liest euch nur vor weil sie euch einschläfern will

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Dann geniessen sie und Daddy endlich ein paar mickrige Minuten Frieden

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ohne eure blöden unaufhörlichen unendlichen nörgeligen Forderungen

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Er hat mein Spielzeug

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Sie hat meinen Teddy

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lch will auf's Klo Ich hab' Durst Ich will noch aufbleiben

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lch will ich will ich will lch ich ich

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Mein mein mein mein

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Jetzt jetzt jetzt

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Kannst du es nicht verstehen Kind

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Sie lesen weil sie genug von euch haben Bis oben hin

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Das ist nicht wahr Jack Sie sind ein Lügner

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Lügner lch

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ママは本を読んでくれるわ

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１番前の列の女の子

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言いたい事があったら大きな声で

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ママは毎晩本を読んでくれるわ

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愛してくれてるからよ

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愛かイヤな言葉だ

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我慢を

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違うよ

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本を読むのは子供を寝かせるためだ

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ギャーギャー騒ぐ子供たちから解放され

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パパと２人きりの時間を過ごすためにな

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お兄ちゃんがいじめた

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クッキーをちょうだい

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あれはイヤこれはイヤ

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あれが欲しい

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ボクのだボクのだ

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今すぐ今すぐ今すぐ

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どうだ分かるだろ

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うるさい子供を黙らせるために本を読む

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そんなのウソよウソつき

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おれがウソつき

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バカな

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それが親の本音だ

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Tú la preciosidad de la primera fila

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No quieres compartir tus pensamientos con la clase

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Dije que mami nos lee cuentos todas las noches

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porque nos quiere mucho

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Los quiere Esa no es la

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La palabra clave Capitán

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Ah sí No hija

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Yo pienso que su madre les lee todas las noches

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para atontarlos y hacerlos dormir

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Para que ella y su papi puedan sentarse por unos miserables minutos

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sin ustedes y sus insignificantes incansables

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imparables repetidas e insoportables exigencias

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Me sacó mí juguete Le pegó a mi osito

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Quiero ir al baño Quiero una galleta

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Quiero quedarme levantada Quiero quiero

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Yo yo yo

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Mío mío mío

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Ahora ahora ahora

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No entienden niños

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Les leen cuentos para callarlos Y engañarlos

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Eso no es verdad Jack Es un mentiroso

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Mentir Yo

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Nunca

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La verdad es mucho más divertida

Available in 6 languages

Duration

75 seconds

Views

802

Timestamp in Movie

01:08:42

Uploaded

Mar 08, 2026

Genres

adventure, comedy, family

Production

Amblin Entertainment,TriStar Pictures

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Movie Summary

When Captain James Hook kidnaps his children, an adult Peter Pan must return to Neverland and reclaim his youthful spirit in order to challenge his old enemy.

Actors

Captain Hook

Smee