Well I meant no harm dear, it's just that I've never died before
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Nancy Ingersoll:
[crying]
I'll cut expenses all around. Sell the house, get an apartment. Probably get a job, how about you? Peter Ingersoll:
How about me? I just told you about me. Nancy Ingersoll:
How are we going to spend the time? Peter Ingersoll:
Oh... the time I have left... Well you know those one-a-day brand vitamin tablets? Don't buy the economy size. And you might as well cancel my subscription to my "Book-Of-The-Month" club, I'm gonna have to learn to read short stories. Nancy Ingersoll:
[furious]
Do you know what you're doing to me and the children? Peter Ingersoll:
[sarcastic]
Well I meant no harm dear, it's just that I've never died before
[crying]
I'll cut expenses all around. Sell the house, get an apartment. Probably get a job, how about you? Peter Ingersoll:
How about me? I just told you about me. Nancy Ingersoll:
How are we going to spend the time? Peter Ingersoll:
Oh... the time I have left... Well you know those one-a-day brand vitamin tablets? Don't buy the economy size. And you might as well cancel my subscription to my "Book-Of-The-Month" club, I'm gonna have to learn to read short stories. Nancy Ingersoll:
[furious]
Do you know what you're doing to me and the children? Peter Ingersoll:
[sarcastic]
Well I meant no harm dear, it's just that I've never died before
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I'll cut expenses all around
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Sell the house
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get an apartment
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probably get a job
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How about you
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How about me I just told you how about me
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How are we going to spend the time
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The time I have left
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Well you know those one a day brand vitamin tablets
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Don't buy the economy size
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And you might as well cancel my subscription
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to the Book Of The Month Club I'm gonna have to learn to read short stories
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Do you know what you're doing to me and the children
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Well I meant no harm dear It's just that I've never died before
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Movie Summary
A man (Jerry Lewis) is told by his doctor (Peter Lawford), and best friend, that he has a terminal illness. At his wife's urging, he lives life to the fullest, racking up insurmountable debts. When the damage is done, his friend t...
Actors
Nancy Ingersoll
