... Murder?... Look Scotty, I'm an embezzler already, I don't need a promotion
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Dr. Scott Carter:
You have your expected heart attack and die. I witness your death, and as your doctor I sign your death certificate. The coffin is sealed and shipped home for a term, Nancy and the kids collect your life insurance. As for your other debts... Peter Ingersoll:
[realizing and smiling]
They can't collect from a corpse. Dr. Scott Carter:
[smiling]
Something like that. Peter Ingersoll:
[sceptical]
Whose corpse are we talking about? Dr. Scott Carter:
Well, certainly not yours. Peter Ingersoll:
[smiling]
Oh... then we're talking about [he's suddenly scared] Peter Ingersoll:
... Murder?... Look Scotty, I'm an embezzler already, I don't need a promotion
You have your expected heart attack and die. I witness your death, and as your doctor I sign your death certificate. The coffin is sealed and shipped home for a term, Nancy and the kids collect your life insurance. As for your other debts... Peter Ingersoll:
[realizing and smiling]
They can't collect from a corpse. Dr. Scott Carter:
[smiling]
Something like that. Peter Ingersoll:
[sceptical]
Whose corpse are we talking about? Dr. Scott Carter:
Well, certainly not yours. Peter Ingersoll:
[smiling]
Oh... then we're talking about [he's suddenly scared] Peter Ingersoll:
... Murder?... Look Scotty, I'm an embezzler already, I don't need a promotion
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You have your expected heart attack and die
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I witness your death
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And as your doctor I sign your death certificate
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The coffin is sealed and shipped home for interment
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Nancy and the kids collect your life insurance
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As for all your other debts
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They can't collect from a corpse
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Something like that
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Whose corpse are we talking about
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Well certainly not yours
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Oh Then we're talking about murder
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Look Scotty I'm an embezzler already
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I don't need a promotion
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Movie Summary
A man (Jerry Lewis) is told by his doctor (Peter Lawford), and best friend, that he has a terminal illness. At his wife's urging, he lives life to the fullest, racking up insurmountable debts. When the damage is done, his friend t...
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Dr. Scott Carter
