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"Horse Feathers" quotes

Horse Feathers poster
Quincy Adams Wagstaff, Huxley University's new president, accidentally hires bumblers Baravelli and Pinky to help his school win the big football game against their rival, Darwin University.

Director: Norman Z. McLeod
Writer: Bert Kalmar, Harry Ruby, S.J. Perelman
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, family, musical
Year: 1932
MetaScore: 83/100
ImdbRating: 7.5
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 19 Aug 1932
Awards: 2 nominations

71 video clips

BaravelliRefereeJenningsRetiring PresidentWagstaff's ReceptionistProfessor Quincy Adams Wagstaff
No You got a sister Yeah - Horse Feathers 00:35 No You got a sister Yeah Hey what'll you have - Horse Feathers 00:11 Hey what'll you have And there they go - Horse Feathers 00:23 And there they go It's the name of a fish Is it Mary - Horse Feathers 00:32 It's the name of a fish Is it Mary Here put your name on there Gee I didn't know you could write - Horse Feathers 00:07 Here put your name on there Gee I didn't know you could... I like you You got something - Horse Feathers 00:06 I like you You got something Well we can't support both Start tearing down the college - Horse Feathers 00:09 Well we can't support both Start tearing down the... Who are you I'm fine Who are you I'm fine too You need a password - Horse Feathers 00:58 Who are you I'm fine Who are you I'm fine too You... In case I never see you again what would you want to play football - Horse Feathers 00:16 In case I never see you again what would you want to play... This is my first time in a canoe since I saw The American Tragedy - Horse Feathers 00:12 This is my first time in a canoe since I saw The American... Have you any experience in kidnapping You bet You know what I do - Horse Feathers 00:41 Have you any experience in kidnapping You bet You know what... I'm sitting this one out What are you doing with that cigar - Horse Feathers 00:06 I'm sitting this one out What are you doing with that... If icky baby don't learn about the football signals - Horse Feathers 00:13 If icky baby don't learn about the football signals If this is a singing lesson I'm a ring tailed monkey - Horse Feathers 00:07 If this is a singing lesson I'm a ring tailed monkey Try one at a time - Horse Feathers 00:04 Try one at a time What are you doing here Me I'm the music teacher - Horse Feathers 00:16 What are you doing here Me I'm the music teacher Baravelli who did this Is this your picture - Horse Feathers 00:07 Baravelli who did this Is this your picture Is the big stwong man gonna show liddle icky baby - Horse Feathers 00:14 Is the big stwong man gonna show liddle icky baby I love good music So do I let's get out of here Sit down - Horse Feathers 00:13 I love good music So do I let's get out of here Sit... Get tough with the other one - Horse Feathers 00:15 Get tough with the other one You too - Horse Feathers 00:20 You too What no bacon I'd send that back if I were you - Horse Feathers 00:04 What no bacon I'd send that back if I were you What do you think of that slide I think he was safe at second - Horse Feathers 00:07 What do you think of that slide I think he was safe at... Let's go - Horse Feathers 00:55 Let's go So roses are red so violets are blue - Horse Feathers 00:18 So roses are red so violets are blue You sing high eh I have a falsetto voice - Horse Feathers 00:08 You sing high eh I have a falsetto voice Let that be a lesson to all of you - Horse Feathers 00:32 Let that be a lesson to all of you Prof Wagstaff from Huxley College That means nothing to me - Horse Feathers 00:13 Prof Wagstaff from Huxley College That means nothing to me And I say to you gentlemen that this college is a failure - Horse Feathers 00:27 And I say to you gentlemen that this college is a failure Take that coat off - Horse Feathers 00:11 Take that coat off I tell you what You owe us 200 We take 2 000 and call it square - Horse Feathers 00:26 I tell you what You owe us 200 We take 2 000 and call it... Boy play like you did last time I bet five dollars on the other team - Horse Feathers 00:07 Boy play like you did last time I bet five dollars on the... Jumping anaconda Is there a doctor in the stands - Horse Feathers 00:04 Jumping anaconda Is there a doctor in the stands Well what about me Dad wants me to give you up - Horse Feathers 00:16 Well what about me Dad wants me to give you up Funny I gotta haddock too What do you take Sometimes calomel - Horse Feathers 00:24 Funny I gotta haddock too What do you take Sometimes calomel Professor you're full of whimsy - Horse Feathers 00:09 Professor you're full of whimsy Who was that The ice man You can't pull the wool over my ice - Horse Feathers 00:10 Who was that The ice man You can't pull the wool over... Here is the liver - Horse Feathers 00:08 Here is the liver Is this stuff on the level or are you just making it up as you go along - Horse Feathers 00:05 Is this stuff on the level or are you just making it up as... Why don't you pull yourself to pieces I'll talk it over with my partner - Horse Feathers 00:05 Why don't you pull yourself to pieces I'll talk it... Professor the Dean of Science wants to know when he'll see you - Horse Feathers 00:36 Professor the Dean of Science wants to know when he'll... I wish you'd go on without your lecture - Horse Feathers 00:15 I wish you'd go on without your lecture Pretty popular place Yeah a hot dog stand would clean up - Horse Feathers 00:06 Pretty popular place Yeah a hot dog stand would clean up We look for football players You bring the tools - Horse Feathers 00:36 We look for football players You bring the tools Don't look now but I think I see the chemistry prof - Horse Feathers 00:11 Don't look now but I think I see the chemistry prof Professor you're full of whimsy - Horse Feathers 00:06 Professor you're full of whimsy Here is the liver - Horse Feathers 00:15 Here is the liver 39 This is it - Horse Feathers 00:23 39 This is it Professor I don't understand - Horse Feathers 00:11 Professor I don't understand Now that you're a college boy here's your hat - Horse Feathers 00:25 Now that you're a college boy here's your hat Have they started sawing a woman in half yet - Horse Feathers 00:16 Have they started sawing a woman in half yet The liver if neglected invariably leads to cirrhosis - Horse Feathers 00:14 The liver if neglected invariably leads to cirrhosis Now baboons what is a corpuscle That's easy - Horse Feathers 00:10 Now baboons what is a corpuscle That's easy Well the human body takes many strange forms - Horse Feathers 00:12 Well the human body takes many strange forms I got an idea You got a rope - Horse Feathers 00:06 I got an idea You got a rope Did he tell you that you have beautiful eyes Why yes - Horse Feathers 00:08 Did he tell you that you have beautiful eyes Why yes I could sit on your lap all day if you didn't stand up - Horse Feathers 00:07 I could sit on your lap all day if you didn't stand up Here you are So I caught you at last - Horse Feathers 00:18 Here you are So I caught you at last Where were we Oh yes I was on your lap - Horse Feathers 00:17 Where were we Oh yes I was on your lap Professor what are you doing here - Horse Feathers 00:14 Professor what are you doing here I thought you were going to get them I wouldn't be asking you then - Horse Feathers 00:09 I thought you were going to get them I wouldn't be... I've got a proposition Watch out he's nearly as crooked as you - Horse Feathers 00:07 I've got a proposition Watch out he's nearly as... Everyone says I love you - Horse Feathers 00:17 Everyone says I love you Everything that ever grew the goose and the gander and the gosling too - Horse Feathers 00:23 Everything that ever grew the goose and the gander and the... Listen you butter fingered milksops - Horse Feathers 00:25 Listen you butter fingered milksops You're supposed to tackle the man with the ball understand - Horse Feathers 00:11 You're supposed to tackle the man with the ball... I like you You got something - Horse Feathers 00:08 I like you You got something Here put your name on there Gee I didn't know you could write - Horse Feathers 00:07 Here put your name on there Gee I didn't know you could... You just have to get to the professor He's got the Huxley signals - Horse Feathers 00:21 You just have to get to the professor He's got the... Everyone says I love you - Horse Feathers 00:17 Everyone says I love you Everyone says I love you - Horse Feathers 00:12 Everyone says I love you

Cast

(as The Four Marx Brothers) - The Marx Brothers
Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff - Groucho Marx
Pinky - Harpo Marx
Baravelli - Chico Marx
Frank Wagstaff - Zeppo Marx
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