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Horse Feathers

I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you...

Professor Wagstaff:
I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:05.058
Here put your name on there Gee I didn't know you could write
Duration
7 seconds
Views
301
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:08
Uploaded
Nov 11, 2022
Genres
comedy, family, musical
Production
Paramount Pictures

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Movie Summary

Quincy Adams Wagstaff, Huxley University's new president, accidentally hires bumblers Baravelli and Pinky to help his school win the big football game against their rival, Darwin University.
Now that you're a college boy here's your hat - Horse Feathers 00:25
Now that you're a college boy here's your hat
Try one at a time - Horse Feathers 00:04
Try one at a time
Have they started sawing a woman in half yet - Horse Feathers 00:16
Have they started sawing a woman in half yet
What do you think of that slide I think he was safe at second - Horse Feathers 00:07
What do you think of that slide I think he was safe at...
Here is the liver - Horse Feathers 00:08
Here is the liver
The liver if neglected invariably leads to cirrhosis - Horse Feathers 00:14
The liver if neglected invariably leads to cirrhosis
So roses are red so violets are blue - Horse Feathers 00:18
So roses are red so violets are blue
Is this stuff on the level or are you just making it up as you go along - Horse Feathers 00:05
Is this stuff on the level or are you just making it up as...
39 This is it - Horse Feathers 00:23
39 This is it
Now baboons what is a corpuscle That's easy - Horse Feathers 00:10
Now baboons what is a corpuscle That's easy
Well the human body takes many strange forms - Horse Feathers 00:12
Well the human body takes many strange forms
Baravelli who did this Is this your picture - Horse Feathers 00:07
Baravelli who did this Is this your picture
You too - Horse Feathers 00:20
You too
Hey! - Horse Feathers 00:13
Hey!
I wish you'd go on without your lecture - Horse Feathers 00:15
I wish you'd go on without your lecture
Professor you're full of whimsy - Horse Feathers 00:06
Professor you're full of whimsy
I got an idea You got a rope - Horse Feathers 00:06
I got an idea You got a rope
Did he tell you that you have beautiful eyes Why yes - Horse Feathers 00:08
Did he tell you that you have beautiful eyes Why yes
I could sit on your lap all day if you didn't stand up - Horse Feathers 00:07
I could sit on your lap all day if you didn't stand up
Who was that The ice man You can't pull the wool over my ice - Horse Feathers 00:10
Who was that The ice man You can't pull the wool over...