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Horse Feathers

Why, I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse!

Professor Wagstaff:
Why, I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse!

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.071
What do you want I wanna come in
Duration
4 seconds
Views
176
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:39
Uploaded
Dec 01, 2022
Genres
comedy, family, musical
Production
Paramount Pictures

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Movie Summary

Quincy Adams Wagstaff, Huxley University's new president, accidentally hires bumblers Baravelli and Pinky to help his school win the big football game against their rival, Darwin University.
Hey what'll you have - Horse Feathers 00:11
Hey what'll you have
Prof Wagstaff from Huxley College That means nothing to me - Horse Feathers 00:13
Prof Wagstaff from Huxley College That means nothing to me
Why don't you pull yourself to pieces I'll talk it over with my partner - Horse Feathers 00:05
Why don't you pull yourself to pieces I'll talk it...
In case I never see you again what would you want to play football - Horse Feathers 00:16
In case I never see you again what would you want to play...
Well what about me Dad wants me to give you up - Horse Feathers 00:16
Well what about me Dad wants me to give you up
And I say to you gentlemen that this college is a failure - Horse Feathers 00:27
And I say to you gentlemen that this college is a failure
Well we can't support both Start tearing down the college - Horse Feathers 00:09
Well we can't support both Start tearing down the...
Professor the Dean of Science wants to know when he'll see you - Horse Feathers 00:36
Professor the Dean of Science wants to know when he'll...
Alright. I'll agree to lay off for 48 hours. - Horse Feathers 00:27
Alright. I'll agree to lay off for 48 hours.
Professor I don't understand - Horse Feathers 00:11
Professor I don't understand
Meddling fools. - Horse Feathers 00:11
Meddling fools.
Take that coat off - Horse Feathers 00:11
Take that coat off
- Who're you? - I am Dr. Xavier's butler, sir. - Horse Feathers 00:06
- Who're you? - I am Dr. Xavier's butler, sir.
I tell you what You owe us 200 We take 2 000 and call it square - Horse Feathers 00:26
I tell you what You owe us 200 We take 2 000 and call it...
I like you You got something - Horse Feathers 00:06
I like you You got something
Here put your name on there Gee I didn't know you could write - Horse Feathers 00:07
Here put your name on there Gee I didn't know you could...
Now that you're a college boy here's your hat - Horse Feathers 00:25
Now that you're a college boy here's your hat
Try one at a time - Horse Feathers 00:04
Try one at a time
Have they started sawing a woman in half yet - Horse Feathers 00:16
Have they started sawing a woman in half yet
What do you think of that slide I think he was safe at second - Horse Feathers 00:07
What do you think of that slide I think he was safe at...