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Hot Fuzz quotes

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A skilled London police officer is transferred to a small town with a dark secret.

Director: Edgar Wright
Writer: Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg
Production: Rogue Pictures/Focus Features
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 81/100
ImdbRating: 7.8
BoxOffice: $23,618,786
Released: 20 Apr 2007
Awards: 2 wins & 9 nominations.

100 Clips & Quotes

You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city - Hot Fuzz 00:31 You do know there are more guns in the country than there... No I didn't say anything - Hot Fuzz 00:58 No I didn't say anything What made you want to become a policeman officer - Hot Fuzz 03:31 What made you want to become a policeman officer George Merchant - Hot Fuzz 00:34 George Merchant You wanna be a big cop in a small town - Hot Fuzz 00:21 You wanna be a big cop in a small town I beg your pardon - Hot Fuzz 00:52 I beg your pardon Point Break or Bad Boys II - Hot Fuzz 00:28 Point Break or Bad Boys II When's your birthday - Hot Fuzz 00:23 When's your birthday Police Constable Nicholas Angel - Hot Fuzz 03:56 Police Constable Nicholas Angel The swan's escaped - Hot Fuzz 00:38 The swan's escaped He's appointed himself Judge - Hot Fuzz 00:24 He's appointed himself Judge I must be stopped - Hot Fuzz 00:32 I must be stopped Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air - Hot Fuzz 00:49 Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air You've got a moustache - Hot Fuzz 00:12 You've got a moustache What about this guy - Hot Fuzz 00:32 What about this guy It's just bolognaise - Hot Fuzz 00:11 It's just bolognaise What's the situation - Hot Fuzz 00:19 What's the situation I may not be a man of God - Hot Fuzz 00:29 I may not be a man of God You've seen 'Die Hard' - Hot Fuzz 00:21 You've seen 'Die Hard' You're a doctor - Hot Fuzz 00:10 You're a doctor I wouldn't argue that it wasn't a no holds barred - Hot Fuzz 01:00 I wouldn't argue that it wasn't a no holds barred I suppose you're wondering why we call them the  Andies - Hot Fuzz 00:39 I suppose you're wondering why we call them the Andies You don't mind a bit of manpower - Hot Fuzz 00:14 You don't mind a bit of manpower Nothing like a bit of girl on girl - Hot Fuzz 00:14 Nothing like a bit of girl on girl Sergeant Angel's been taken care of - Hot Fuzz 00:26 Sergeant Angel's been taken care of What's the matter - Hot Fuzz 00:17 What's the matter I'm taking you to the station - Hot Fuzz 00:13 I'm taking you to the station Cause we all sell apples 'round here - Hot Fuzz 00:30 Cause we all sell apples 'round here 'Cause I am one - Hot Fuzz 00:20 'Cause I am one Don't go being a twat - Hot Fuzz 00:19 Don't go being a twat Decaffeinated - Hot Fuzz 00:10 Decaffeinated It will blow up - Hot Fuzz 00:29 It will blow up I quite like a little midnight gobble - Hot Fuzz 00:27 I quite like a little midnight gobble What's it like being stabbed - Hot Fuzz 00:30 What's it like being stabbed You're an agnostic - Hot Fuzz 00:18 You're an agnostic In the meantime - Hot Fuzz 02:25 In the meantime Why can't we say  accident - Hot Fuzz 00:23 Why can't we say accident Why the crime rate in Sandford is so low - Hot Fuzz 00:27 Why the crime rate in Sandford is so low What's your wine selection - Hot Fuzz 00:18 What's your wine selection What are you thinking - Hot Fuzz 00:39 What are you thinking Or the ginger nut gets it - Hot Fuzz 00:12 Or the ginger nut gets it Feel free to spool through - Hot Fuzz 00:12 Feel free to spool through You can't just make people disappear - Hot Fuzz 00:44 You can't just make people disappear Shit just got real - Hot Fuzz 00:11 Shit just got real Is there anything I can do for you - Hot Fuzz 00:22 Is there anything I can do for you I don't know what to say - Hot Fuzz 00:12 I don't know what to say If we don't come down hard on these clowns - Hot Fuzz 00:25 If we don't come down hard on these clowns She's our only policewoman - Hot Fuzz 00:21 She's our only policewoman The Greater Good - Hot Fuzz 00:18 The Greater Good That can't be stopped - Hot Fuzz 00:11 That can't be stopped What do we need the dog for - Hot Fuzz 00:45 What do we need the dog for By the power of Greyskull - Hot Fuzz 00:12 By the power of Greyskull Any officers near the church - Hot Fuzz 00:52 Any officers near the church That Sergeant Angel's coming into your shop - Hot Fuzz 00:20 That Sergeant Angel's coming into your shop You're not seriously gonna believe this man - Hot Fuzz 00:22 You're not seriously gonna believe this man What makes you think it was murrderr - Hot Fuzz 00:14 What makes you think it was murrderr Do you want anything from the shop - Hot Fuzz 00:14 Do you want anything from the shop I could have given you the tour - Hot Fuzz 00:22 I could have given you the tour I couldn't see his face - Hot Fuzz 00:16 I couldn't see his face And he had one thing you haven't got - Hot Fuzz 00:14 And he had one thing you haven't got Still a bit stiff - Hot Fuzz 02:03 Still a bit stiff Here come the Fuzz - Hot Fuzz 00:11 Here come the Fuzz Geographical location shouldn't factor in the application of the law - Hot Fuzz 00:21 Geographical location shouldn't factor in the application of... Most importantly - Hot Fuzz 00:43 Most importantly Much as I enjoyed your wild theories Sergeant - Hot Fuzz 01:31 Much as I enjoyed your wild theories Sergeant And are they as big as he is - Hot Fuzz 00:17 And are they as big as he is I used to believe in the immutable word of the Law - Hot Fuzz 02:18 I used to believe in the immutable word of the Law You silly bastard - Hot Fuzz 00:11 You silly bastard Why is everyone eating chocolate cake - Hot Fuzz 01:30 Why is everyone eating chocolate cake You cheeky fucker - Hot Fuzz 00:11 You cheeky fucker Another  cranberry  juice - Hot Fuzz 00:12 Another cranberry juice If you had paid attention to me in school - Hot Fuzz 00:36 If you had paid attention to me in school I can never find my scissors - Hot Fuzz 00:13 I can never find my scissors You don't have to say anything at all - Hot Fuzz 00:23 You don't have to say anything at all Dad just said it was his special club - Hot Fuzz 00:15 Dad just said it was his special club This is the most important piece of equipment you will ever own - Hot Fuzz 00:50 This is the most important piece of equipment you will ever... We just sat through three hours of so called acting - Hot Fuzz 00:28 We just sat through three hours of so called acting Must have hit the sign at some speed - Hot Fuzz 00:26 Must have hit the sign at some speed Get a look at his horse - Hot Fuzz 00:16 Get a look at his horse Thish really hurtsh - Hot Fuzz 00:18 Thish really hurtsh I brought you into this world - Hot Fuzz 00:24 I brought you into this world Your number's up - Hot Fuzz 00:10 Your number's up Well I see we have visitors - Hot Fuzz 00:13 Well I see we have visitors Did you find anything - Hot Fuzz 00:33 Did you find anything Wanna do something useful - Hot Fuzz 00:12 Wanna do something useful Where on earth did you get these - Hot Fuzz 00:39 Where on earth did you get these I'm afraid my nickname of 'Sissy' is a revelation only to yourself - Hot Fuzz 00:30 I'm afraid my nickname of 'Sissy' is a revelation only to... You know what you are - Hot Fuzz 00:15 You know what you are You don't know how to switch off - Hot Fuzz 00:14 You don't know how to switch off I was hoping to check in - Hot Fuzz 00:24 I was hoping to check in What's a matter - Hot Fuzz 00:24 What's a matter You did good kid - Hot Fuzz 00:14 You did good kid Chief Inspector - Hot Fuzz 00:58 Chief Inspector This isn't funny - Hot Fuzz 00:40 This isn't funny Nobody tells me nothin' - Hot Fuzz 00:12 Nobody tells me nothin' Want anything from the shop - Hot Fuzz 00:13 Want anything from the shop That's what I'm talking about - Hot Fuzz 00:13 That's what I'm talking about And Irene lost her mind - Hot Fuzz 00:25 And Irene lost her mind That's just grossly inappropriate - Hot Fuzz 00:14 That's just grossly inappropriate I just  I just feel like I'm missing out sometimes - Hot Fuzz 00:47 I just I just feel like I'm missing out sometimes

Cast

Nicholas Angel - Simon Pegg
Met Sergeant - Martin Freeman
Met Chief Inspector - Bill Nighy
'Not' Janine - Robert Popper
Bernard Cooper - Eric Mason
Joyce Cooper - Billie Whitelaw
PC Danny Butterman - Nick Frost
Roy Porter - Peter Wight
Mary Porter - Julia Deakin
Underage Drinker #1 - Tom Strode Walton
Underage Drinker #2 - Troy Woollan
Underage Drinker #3 - Rory Lowings
Sergeant Turner - Bill Bailey
Rev. Philip Shooter - Paul Freeman
Greg Prosser - Trevor Nichols
Sheree Prosser - Elizabeth Elvin
Dr. Robin Hatcher - Stuart Wilson
Amanda Paver - Lorraine Hilton
Butcher Brother - Kevin Wilson
Butcher Brother - Nicholas Wilson
Simon Skinner - Timothy Dalton
Inspector Frank Butterman - Jim Broadbent
DS Andy Wainwright - Paddy Considine
DC Andy Cartwright - Rafe Spall
Sergeant Tony Fisher - Kevin Eldon
PC Bob Walker - Karl Johnson
Saxon - Sampson
PC Doris Thatcher - Olivia Colman
Tom Weaver - Edward Woodward
The Living Statue - Graham Low
Annette Roper - Patricia Franklin
Leslie Tiller - Anne Reid
James Reaper - Kenneth Cranham
Tim Messenger - Adam Buxton
Peter Ian Staker - Stephen Merchant
The Swan - Elvis
Mr. Treacher - Tim Barlow
Peter Cocker - Ben McKay
Michael Armstrong - Rory McCann
Tina - Alice Lowe
George Merchant - Ron Cook
Martin Blower - David Threlfall
Eve Draper - Lucy Punch
Arthur Webley - David Bradley
Heston Services Clerk - Colin Michael Carmichael
Mrs. Reaper - Maria Charles
Aaron A. Aaronson - Alexander King
Metropolitan Police Inspector - Steve Coogan
Wesker Policeman - David William James Elliott
Thief Dressed as Santa - Peter Jackson
Crack Addict - Garth Jennings
Metropolitan Police Inspector - Arnold Montey
PC (Eddie) One - Andrew Nash
The Black Cloaked Figure - Joel Stubbs
Business Woman - Lucy Trodd
Village of The Year Judge - Peter Wild
Shelf Stacker - Edgar Wright