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"Hot Fuzz" quotes

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As a former London constable, Nicholas Angel finds it difficult to adapt to his new assignment in the sleepy British village of Sandford. Not only does he miss the excitement of the big city, but he also has a well-meaning oaf for a partner. However, when a series of grisly accidents rocks Sandford, Angel smells something rotten in the idyllic village.

Director: Edgar Wright
Writer: Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg
Production: N/A
Genre: crime, action, comedy
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 81/100
ImdbRating: 7.8
BoxOffice: $23,637,265
Released: 20 Apr 2007
Awards: 2 wins & 9 nominations

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Ds Andy WainwrightDs Andy CartwrightNicholas AngelPc Danny ButtermanDanny ButtermanSergeant Tony FisherJoyce CooperUnderage Drinker #1Underage Drinker #2Underage Drinker #3DaveSimon SkinnerReverend Philip ShooterInspector Frank ButtermanPc Doris ThatcherDr. Robin HatcherPc Bob WalkerRoy PorterChief InspectorHeston Services ClerkMetropolitan Police InspectorTom WeaverArthur WebleyAnnette RoperLeslie TillerAaron A. AaronsonSergeant TurnerJanineMary Porter
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Police Constable Nicholas Angel - Hot Fuzz 03:56 Police Constable Nicholas Angel Still a bit stiff - Hot Fuzz 02:03 Still a bit stiff This isn't funny - Hot Fuzz 00:40 This isn't funny Chief Inspector - Hot Fuzz 00:58 Chief Inspector I beg your pardon - Hot Fuzz 00:52 I beg your pardon I must be stopped - Hot Fuzz 00:32 I must be stopped You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city - Hot Fuzz 00:15 You do know there are more guns in the country than there... No I didn't say anything - Hot Fuzz 00:17 No I didn't say anything What made you want to become a policeman officer - Hot Fuzz 01:08 What made you want to become a policeman officer You wanna be a big cop in a small town - Hot Fuzz 00:06 You wanna be a big cop in a small town When's your birthday - Hot Fuzz 00:19 When's your birthday George Merchant - Hot Fuzz 00:20 George Merchant Point Break or Bad Boys II - Hot Fuzz 00:08 Point Break or Bad Boys II The swan's escaped - Hot Fuzz 00:20 The swan's escaped He's appointed himself Judge - Hot Fuzz 00:31 He's appointed himself Judge Lock me up I'm sorry - Hot Fuzz 00:23 Lock me up I'm sorry Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air - Hot Fuzz 00:11 Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air I may not be a man of God - Hot Fuzz 00:15 I may not be a man of God What about this guy - Hot Fuzz 00:11 What about this guy What's the situation - Hot Fuzz 00:11 What's the situation I wouldn't argue that it wasn't a no holds barred - Hot Fuzz 00:19 I wouldn't argue that it wasn't a no holds barred It's just bolognaise - Hot Fuzz 00:05 It's just bolognaise You're a doctor - Hot Fuzz 00:06 You're a doctor You've got a moustache - Hot Fuzz 00:06 You've got a moustache You've seen 'Die Hard' - Hot Fuzz 00:13 You've seen 'Die Hard' Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone - Hot Fuzz 00:09 Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone Cause we all sell apples 'round here - Hot Fuzz 00:12 Cause we all sell apples 'round here I suppose you're wondering why we call them the Andies - Hot Fuzz 00:14 I suppose you're wondering why we call them the Andies Decaffeinated - Hot Fuzz 00:08 Decaffeinated You don't mind a bit of manpower - Hot Fuzz 00:07 You don't mind a bit of manpower 'Cause I am one - Hot Fuzz 00:08 'Cause I am one Sergeant Angel's been taken care of - Hot Fuzz 00:25 Sergeant Angel's been taken care of Nothing like a bit of girl on girl - Hot Fuzz 00:06 Nothing like a bit of girl on girl What's the matter - Hot Fuzz 00:08 What's the matter I'm taking you to the station - Hot Fuzz 00:08 I'm taking you to the station Don't go being a twat - Hot Fuzz 00:07 Don't go being a twat It will blow up - Hot Fuzz 00:07 It will blow up In the meantime - Hot Fuzz 00:42 In the meantime Forget it Nicholas It's Sandford - Hot Fuzz 00:08 Forget it Nicholas It's Sandford Why can't we say accident - Hot Fuzz 00:10 Why can't we say accident What's your wine selection - Hot Fuzz 00:21 What's your wine selection Feel free to spool through - Hot Fuzz 00:06 Feel free to spool through Why the crime rate in Sandford is so low - Hot Fuzz 00:12 Why the crime rate in Sandford is so low What's it like being stabbed - Hot Fuzz 00:11 What's it like being stabbed I quite like a little midnight gobble - Hot Fuzz 00:10 I quite like a little midnight gobble You're an agnostic - Hot Fuzz 00:06 You're an agnostic Well you've got me there - Hot Fuzz 00:19 Well you've got me there Do you want anything from the shop - Hot Fuzz 00:09 Do you want anything from the shop What are you thinking - Hot Fuzz 00:21 What are you thinking You can't just make people disappear - Hot Fuzz 00:12 You can't just make people disappear And he had one thing you haven't got - Hot Fuzz 00:08 And he had one thing you haven't got She's our only policewoman - Hot Fuzz 00:08 She's our only policewoman The Greater Good - Hot Fuzz 00:07 The Greater Good That can't be stopped - Hot Fuzz 00:06 That can't be stopped Or the ginger nut gets it - Hot Fuzz 00:09 Or the ginger nut gets it What do we need the dog for - Hot Fuzz 00:26 What do we need the dog for Is there anything I can do for you - Hot Fuzz 00:12 Is there anything I can do for you Shit just got real - Hot Fuzz 00:06 Shit just got real I don't know what to say - Hot Fuzz 00:09 I don't know what to say If we don't come down hard on these clowns - Hot Fuzz 00:12 If we don't come down hard on these clowns Here come the Fuzz - Hot Fuzz 00:06 Here come the Fuzz By the power of Greyskull - Hot Fuzz 00:05 By the power of Greyskull Any officers near the church - Hot Fuzz 00:16 Any officers near the church That Sergeant Angel's coming into your shop - Hot Fuzz 00:09 That Sergeant Angel's coming into your shop You're not seriously gonna believe this man - Hot Fuzz 00:08 You're not seriously gonna believe this man I used to believe in the immutable word of the Law - Hot Fuzz 00:57 I used to believe in the immutable word of the Law What makes you think it was murrderr - Hot Fuzz 00:06 What makes you think it was murrderr I'll drive Shotgun Punch that shit - Hot Fuzz 00:06 I'll drive Shotgun Punch that shit I could have given you the tour - Hot Fuzz 00:07 I could have given you the tour I couldn't see his face - Hot Fuzz 00:08 I couldn't see his face Most importantly - Hot Fuzz 00:16 Most importantly You know that fella who blew up George Merchant - Hot Fuzz 01:05 You know that fella who blew up George Merchant Jesus Christ - Hot Fuzz 00:04 Jesus Christ Geographical location shouldn't factor in the application of the law - Hot Fuzz 00:08 Geographical location shouldn't factor in the... Hey look - Hot Fuzz 00:05 Hey look Much as I enjoyed your wild theories Sergeant - Hot Fuzz 00:51 Much as I enjoyed your wild theories Sergeant This is the most important piece of equipment you will ever own - Hot Fuzz 00:20 This is the most important piece of equipment you will ever... Must have hit the sign at some speed - Hot Fuzz 00:17 Must have hit the sign at some speed You silly bastard - Hot Fuzz 00:07 You silly bastard Thish really hurtsh - Hot Fuzz 00:13 Thish really hurtsh Why is everyone eating chocolate cake - Hot Fuzz 00:31 Why is everyone eating chocolate cake Dad just said it was his special club - Hot Fuzz 00:04 Dad just said it was his special club We just sat through three hours of so called acting - Hot Fuzz 00:10 We just sat through three hours of so called acting I just wanna be good at what I do You are good at what you do - Hot Fuzz 00:42 I just wanna be good at what I do You are good at what you... I'm afraid my nickname of 'Sissy' is a revelation only to yourself - Hot Fuzz 00:15 I'm afraid my nickname of 'Sissy' is a... You did good kid - Hot Fuzz 00:06 You did good kid And are they as big as he is - Hot Fuzz 00:08 And are they as big as he is Oh you're an atheist - Hot Fuzz 00:06 Oh you're an atheist Another cranberry juice - Hot Fuzz 00:07 Another cranberry juice
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Cast

Nicholas Angel - Simon Pegg
Met Sergeant - Martin Freeman
Met Chief Inspector - Bill Nighy
'Not' Janine - Robert Popper
Bob - Joe Cornish
All Cast