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I think somebody needs to go home

I think somebody needs to go home. - I'm... I'm not that drunk, sir.- Not you. Him. What?...

Hot Fuzz • 2007

I think somebody needs to go home. - I'm... I'm not that drunk, sir.- Not you. Him. What? Hey, we did get a little drunk.Did you get it? 'Cause he's... He's little and he's drunk. Oh, good grief. It's hardly in keepingwith the village's rustic esthetic, is it? - How much do I owe you?- Twenty quid. There you go. - And there's your change.- God bless you. Bye-bye

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I think somebody needs to go home

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I'm I'm not that drunk sir Not you Him

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What

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Hey we did get a little drunk Did you get it

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'Cause he's He's little and he's drunk

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Oh good grief

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It's hardly in keeping with the village's rustic esthetic is it

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How much do I owe you Twenty quid

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There you go

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And there's your change God bless you

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Bye bye

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آشترى لي سيارة شرطة بها دواسة عندما كنت بالخامسة

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ركبتها تقريبا كل ثانية كنت مستيقظا بها

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آعتقلت الأطفال مرتين لحجمي بالملئ والبصق

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ضربت كثيرا عندما كنت شابا ولكن لم يوقفني

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آردت آن آكون مثل عمي ديريك ا

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يبدو شخص جيد

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بالواقع هو آعتقل لبيع المخدرات إلى الطلاب

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ماهذا الهبل

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من المحتمل آنه آشترى دواسة السيارة من العائدات

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لا حاجة للقول بآني لم آذهب بجانبها مرة آخرى

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آنا فقط تركتها تصدأ لكن لمى آنسى ابدا الإحساس الواضح للحق والخطاء بأنني شعرت

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في عجلة بإن سيارة الدواسة

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كآن يجب علي آن آثبت لنفسي بإن القانون

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يمكن آن يكون صحيح ومستقيم ولمصلحة البشر

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ومن تلك اللحظة قررت بإن آكون ضابط شرطة

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C'était plus parce que je suis obnubilé par le boulot

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C'est une bonne chose non

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Je sais pas trop

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J'ai raté quelques dîners Des fêtes un anniversaire ou deux

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Ecoute mec Je L'enterrement de son père

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Je veux juste être bon à ce que je fais Mais tu es bon

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Tu dois juste apprendre à déconnecter ton gros melon

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C'est ça le problème Danny

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Je sais pas comment faire

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Je peux te le montrer

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Er hat mir ein Polizei Tretauto gekauft als ich fünf war

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Damit bin ich Tag und Nacht herumgefahren

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Hab Kinder verhaftet die doppelt so groß waren wenn sie auf'n Boden spuckten

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Ich wurde oft verhauen als ich klein war aber das hielt mich nicht ab

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Ich wollte immer wie Onkel Derek sein

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Klingt nach einem feinen Kerl

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Sie haben ihn verhaftet weil er an Schüler Drogen verkauft hat

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So 'ne Drecksau

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An dem Tretauto klebte also Drogengeld

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Natürlich habe ich es nie mehr angerührt Ließ es in der Ecke verrosten

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Aber ich weiß noch wie ich mit klarem Sinn für Recht und Unrecht

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damals in die Pedale trat

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Ich musste mir beweisen dass das Gesetz dem Wohl

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der Menschheit dient Dass es richtig ist und gerecht

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Von dem Augenblick an war klar dass ich Polizist werden muss

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Schade Inwiefern

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Ada berita terbaru Ya CSI tidak menemukan apa apa

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Dokter Hatcher bilang itu bukan kecelakaan dan Nyonya Blower punya empat buah alibi

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Ayolah Sersan bukan tugasmu untuk menyelidiki kejadian ini kan

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Ya kan

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Benar bukan tugasmu

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Kau tidak berubah ya Bicaramu mirip mantan pacarku

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Kau selalu memikirkannya Memang

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Jangan salah paham kukira ini luar biasa Sungguh

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Maksudku kenapa kau mau jadi polisi

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Новости есть Ага Отдел расследований ничего не нашел

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Доктор Хэтчер подтвердил несчастный случай и у Миссис Бловер 4 свидетеля

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Да брось ты Сержант это ведь не твоя работа расследование несчастного случая

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А

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Нет не твоя Нет не твоя

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Зациклился на работе а Ты как моя бывшая

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Все время о работе думаешь Да я такой

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Не пойми меня не правильно Это круто Правда

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в смысле почему ты захотел стать полицейским

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Creo que alguien tiene que irse a casa

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No estoy borracho señor Usted no él

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Qué

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Eh hemos cogido un pequeño pedo Lo pillas

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Porque es pequeño y está pedo

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Ah santo Dios

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Tengo ganas de vomitar pero me da miedo estropear algo

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Cuánto les debo Veinte libras

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Aquí tiene

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Y aquí tiene su cambio Dios le bendiga

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Adiós

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I think somebody needs to go home

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I'm I'm not that drunk sir

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Not you Him

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What

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Hey we did get a little drunk Did you get it

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'Cause he's he's little and he's drunk

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Oh good grief

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It's hardly in keeping with the village's rustic aesthetic is it

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How much do I owe you

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Twenty quid

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There you go

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And there's your change

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God bless you

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Bye bye

Available in 8 languages

Duration

38 seconds

Views

133

Timestamp in Movie

00:48:30

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

crime, action, comedy

Production

Big Talk Studios,StudioCanal,Working Title Films,Rogue Pictures

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Movie Summary

As a former London constable, Nicholas Angel finds it difficult to adapt to his new assignment in the sleepy British village of Sandford. Not only does he miss the excitement of the big city, but he also has a well-meaning oaf for a partner. However, when a series of grisly accidents rocks Sandford, Angel smells something rotten in the idyllic village.