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Hey, that weren't me

Hey, that weren't me. - Morning, Angle.- Good morning, Angle. - Morning, Angle.- Morning,...

Hot Fuzz • 2007

Hey, that weren't me. - Morning, Angle.- Good morning, Angle. - Morning, Angle.- Morning, Angle. - Sergeant Angel.- Morning. The swan's escaped. - The swan's escaped?- Yeah. Right. And where has the swanescaped from exactly? - The castle.- Oh, yeah? And who might you be? Mr. Staker. Yeah, Mr. Peter Ian Staker. P.I. Staker. Right. Piss taker. Come on! Yes, Mr. Staker. We'll do everything we can.Can you describe it to me? It's about two foot tall. - Long slender neck.- Yeah. - Kind of orange and black bill.- Anything else? Well, it's a swan

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Hey that weren't me

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Morning Angle Good morning Angle

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Morning Angle Morning Angle

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Sergeant Angel Morning The swan's escaped

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The swan's escaped Yeah

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Right And where has the swan escaped from exactly

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The castle Oh yeah And who might you be

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Mr Staker Yeah Mr Peter Ian Staker

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P I Staker Right Piss taker Come on

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Yes Mr Staker We'll do everything we can Can you describe it to me

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It's about two foot tall

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Long slender neck Yeah

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Kind of orange and black bill Anything else

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Well it's a swan

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وآشير هنا بالطبع إلى تمثال الحي المزعج جدا

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عمل الشرطة يدور حول منع الجريمة وعن مكافحة الجريمة

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والآهم يكون

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عن الإجراءات التصحيحية

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في تنفيذ سلطة الحكم الصحيح المؤكد

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آي آسئلة

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نعم

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هل صحيح آنه يوجد مكان برآس الرجال

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إذا آطلقت النار عليه سوف ينفجر

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مرحبا مرحبا تيم ماسنجر

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هل بإستطاعتي التحصل على لقطة تصوير سريعة لمواطنون ساندفورد

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Je pensais à aller dans un autre magasin

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Agent Butterman ce n'est pas le moment de traînasser

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Il se passe pas grand chose en ce moment non Il y a toujours quelque chose qui se passe

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Il faut que tu sois plus attentif d'accord Par exemple regarde ce gars

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Mr Treacher Oui

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Pourquoi est ce qu'il a ce grand manteau

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Il ne fait pas froid Pourquoi un grand manteau Peut être qu'il cache quelque chose

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Mr Treacher

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Ok Et ce gars là

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Demande toi pourquoi est ce qu'il porte sa casquette comme ça

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Parce qu'il est super moche Ou il ne veut pas qu'on voit son visage

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Parce qu'il est super moche

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Ok c'est quoi son histoire

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Oh c'est Lurch Continue

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Il pousse les chariots au supermarché Bien

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Son vrai nom c'est Michael Armstrong

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Oh wir sind Atheist

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Nein ich bin ähm

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offen was Religion angeht bloß nicht gänzlich davon überzeugt

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Sie sind Agnostiker Ich glaub dagegen hab ich 'ne Salbe

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Robin Hatcher unser Dorf Quacksalber

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Ich hoffe wir werden uns die nächsten Monate so wenig wie möglich sehen

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Nun denn so bleibt mir nur noch Sie auf der wöchentlichen Versammlung

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der Nachbarschafts Bürgerwehr willkommen zu heißen

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Eine kleine Ankündigung noch vorab bevor wir loslegen

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Janet Barker hat soeben Zwillinge geboren

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Ah Einen herzlichen Glückwunsch also an sie

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Tom Oh danke Joyce

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Oh kau orang ateis

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Bukan aku

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Agama bagiku adalah konsep terbuka aku tidak terlalu yakin dengan itu

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Kau orang agnostis Kurasa aku punya krimnya

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Robin Hatcher ahli bedah lokal kami

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Kuharap kita tidak terlalu sering bertemu

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Nah sekarang kita akan memulai

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acara rapat mingguan Aliansi Pengawas Lingkungan

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Ada pengumuman singkat sebelum kita mulai

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Janet Barker baru saja melahirkan anak kembar

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Jadi ucapkan selamat padanya

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Tom Terimakasih Joyce

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О вы атеист

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Нет я

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Я открыт для восприятия религиозных идей Но они не убеждают

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Вы агностик Думаю и от этого мазь найдется

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Робин Хэтчер наш местный врачеватель

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Буду надеяться что нам не придется часто встречаться

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Будем приветствовать вас

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на еженедельном собрании членов Соседи На Страже Окрестностей

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Сейчас маленькое объявление прежде чем мы начнем

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Джанет Баркер разродилась близнецами

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Итак поздравим ее

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Том Благодарю Джойс

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Eh Yo no he sido

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Buenas Angle Buenas Angle

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Buenas Angle Buenas Angle

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Sargento Angel Buenas el cisne se ha escapado

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El cisne se ha escapado Sí

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Ya Y de dónde se ha escapado el cisne exactamente

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Del castillo Ah sí Y quién es usted

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El Sr Stoma Si El Sr Peter lan Stoma

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P I Stoma Ya Pis Toma Venga ya

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Sí Sr Stoma Eh Haremos todo lo posible Podría describírmelo

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Mide como medio metro

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El cuello largo y esbelto Ya

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El pico naranja y negro Algo más

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Bueno es un cisne

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Hey that weren't me

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Morning angle

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Good morning angle

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Both Morning angle

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staker Morning The swan's escaped

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The swan's escaped Yeah

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Right And where has the swan escaped from exactly

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The castle Oh yeah And who might you be

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Mr staker Yeah Mr Peter LAN staker

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P I Staker Right Piss taker Come on

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Yes Mr staker We'll do everything we can

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Can you describe it to me

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It's about two foot tall

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Long slender neck

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Yeah

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Kind of orange and black bill

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Anything else

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Well it's a swan

Available in 8 languages

Duration

40 seconds

Views

373

Timestamp in Movie

00:25:10

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

crime, action, comedy

Production

Big Talk Studios,StudioCanal,Working Title Films,Rogue Pictures

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Movie Summary

As a former London constable, Nicholas Angel finds it difficult to adapt to his new assignment in the sleepy British village of Sandford. Not only does he miss the excitement of the big city, but he also has a well-meaning oaf for a partner. However, when a series of grisly accidents rocks Sandford, Angel smells something rotten in the idyllic village.