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Hot Fuzz

This isn't funny, doctor!

Dr. Robin Hatcher:

[showing CCTV footage of the estate explosion]
Interesting - we only seem to get a glimpse of the outer-most edge of the explosion. But we did happen to catch a glimpse of Sandford's most wanted! [shows the swan, everyone claps] Nicholas Angel:
This isn't funny, doctor!

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Duration
40 seconds
Views
1,432
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:00
Uploaded
Dec 12, 2020
Genres
crime, action, comedy
Production
Big Talk Studios,StudioCanal,Working Title Films,Rogue Pictures

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Movie Summary

As a former London constable, Nicholas Angel finds it difficult to adapt to his new assignment in the sleepy British village of Sandford. Not only does he miss the excitement of the big city, but he also has a well-meaning oaf for a partner. However, when a series of grisly accidents rocks Sandford, Angel smells something rotten in the idyllic village.

Actors

Stuart Wilson
Dr. Robin Hatcher
Stuart Wilson
Simon Pegg
Nicholas Angel
Simon Pegg
Graduated Canterbury University in 1993 with a double first in politics and sociologyAttended Hendon College of Police TrainingDisplayed great aptitude in field exercisesNotably urban pacification and riot controlBack offAcademically excelled in - Hot Fuzz 01:18
Graduated Canterbury University in 1993 with a double first...
Hello Nicholas Hello SergeantHow's the hand Still a bit stiffIt can get awfully hairy out thereI'm surprised you weren't snapped up sooner for a nice desk job That's what I didI prefer to think my office is out on the streetIndeed you doYour arrest record - Hot Fuzz 00:53
Hello Nicholas Hello SergeantHow's the hand Still a bit...
I don't really know what to say YesYes thank you - Hot Fuzz 00:07
I don't really know what to say YesYes thank you
You want me to get the Chief Inspector to come all the way down hereYes I do OkayKenneth - Hot Fuzz 00:10
You want me to get the Chief Inspector to come all the way...
Chief Inspector Keep your seatNow I know what you're going to saybut the fact is you've been making us all look badI'm sorry sirOf course we all appreciate your effortsbut you've been rather letting the side downIt's all about being a team player - Hot Fuzz 00:19
Chief Inspector Keep your seatNow I know what you're...
With respect sirYou can't just make people disappear Yes I can I'm the Chief InspectorWell however you spin this there's one thing you haven't taken into accountAnd that's what the team is gonna make of this - Hot Fuzz 00:17
With respect sirYou can't just make people disappear...
Janine I've been transferred I'm moving away for a whileI'm not Janine - Hot Fuzz 00:06
Janine I've been transferred I'm moving away for a...
And there's no reason we can't be civil with each otherIt's not that long ago we were talking about getting marriedYes but you were already married to the force weren't youWe're actually supposed to call it the service nowOfficial vocab guidelines state - Hot Fuzz 00:14
And there's no reason we can't be civil with each...
Hello there, Nicholas, Frank Butterman here, your new Inspector. - Hot Fuzz 00:19
Hello there, Nicholas, Frank Butterman here, your new...
It would appear the heavens have opened. - Hot Fuzz 00:06
It would appear the heavens have opened.
I was hoping to check in Check inBut you've always been hereExcuse me Oh I'm sorryI thought you were my husband - Hot Fuzz 00:15
I was hoping to check in Check inBut you've always been...
I beg your pardonSystem of Government characterized by extreme dictatorship Seven acrossOh I see It's fascism Fascism WonderfulNow we've put you in the Castle Suite Bernard will escort you up thereWell actually I could probably make my own way up HagI beg - Hot Fuzz 00:33
I beg your pardonSystem of Government characterized by...
- Pint of lager, please, Mary. - Hot Fuzz 00:44
- Pint of lager, please, Mary.
We're not big fans of the local fish wrapper are we MareThey listed her age as 55 When I'm actually 53 - Hot Fuzz 00:08
We're not big fans of the local fish wrapper are we...
- Excuse me. - Hot Fuzz 00:43
- Excuse me.
When's your birthday Twenty second of FebruaryWhat year Every yearGet outWhen's your birthday Eighth of May 1969You're 37 YeahGet outWhen's your birthdayOut - Hot Fuzz 00:21
When's your birthday Twenty second of FebruaryWhat year...
Another cranberry juice I'm fine thank you - Hot Fuzz 00:05
Another cranberry juice I'm fine thank you
I hope you're not planning on driving that. - Hot Fuzz 00:07
I hope you're not planning on driving that.
Right. I'm taking you to the station. - Hot Fuzz 00:08
Right. I'm taking you to the station.
"Nicholas Angel." - Oh, when did you start? - Hot Fuzz 00:27
"Nicholas Angel." - Oh, when did you start?