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What are you thinking Foul play MaybeWe're just hoping to talk to the last people to see Mr Merchant aliveNamely a Sergeant Knickerless Asswipe and a Constable Fanny Batterbum
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What are you thinking Foul play Maybe
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We're just hoping to talk to the last people to see Mr Merchant alive
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Namely a Sergeant Knickerless Asswipe and a Constable Fanny Batterbum
Available in 6 languages
Duration
15 seconds
Views
2,055
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:56
Uploaded
Feb 15, 2026
Genres
Production
Big Talk Studios,StudioCanal,Working Title Films,Rogue Pictures

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Movie Summary

As a former London constable, Nicholas Angel finds it difficult to adapt to his new assignment in the sleepy British village of Sandford. Not only does he miss the excitement of the big city, but he also has a well-meaning oaf for a partner. However, when a series of grisly accidents rocks Sandford, Angel smells something rotten in the idyllic village.

Actors

Paddy Considine
Ds Andy Wainwright