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I mean what made you wanna be a policemanOfficerWhat made you wanna be a policeman officerI don't remember a time when I didn't wanna be a police officerApart from the summer of 1979 when I wanted to

I think you would have made a great Muppet

Hot Fuzz • 2007

Danny Butterman:So What made you want to become a policeman?Nicholas Angel:Officer.Danny Butterman:What made you want to become a policeman-officer?Nicholas Angel:I don't remember a time when I didn't want to be a police Officer... apart from the summer of 1979 when I wanted to be Kermit the Frog. It all started with my Uncle Derek. He was a Sergeant in the Met. He bought me a police pedal car when I was five. I rode around in it every second I was awake - arresting kids twice my size for littering and spitting. I got beaten up a lot when I was young, but it didn't stop me. I wanted to be like Uncle Derek.Danny Butterman:He sounds like a good bloke.Nicholas Angel:Actually, he was arrested for selling drugs to students.Danny Butterman:What a cunt...Nicholas Angel:Probably bought the pedal car with the proceeds. Needless to say, I never went near it again. I just let it rust. But I never lost the profound sense of right and wrong I felt at the wheel of that pedal car. I had to prove to myself that the Law could be proper and righteous and for the good of humankind. It was from that moment that I was destined to be a police Officer.Danny Butterman:Shame...Nicholas Angel:How so?Danny Butterman:I think you would have made a great Muppet

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I mean what made you wanna be a policeman

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Officer

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What made you wanna be a policeman officer

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I don't remember a time when I didn't wanna be a police officer

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Apart from the summer of 1979 when I wanted to be Kermit the Frog

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It all started with my Uncle Derek He was a Sergeant in the Met

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He bought me a police pedal car when I was five

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I rode round in it every second I was awake

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Arresting kids twice my size for littering and spitting

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I got beaten up a lot when I was young but it didn't stop me

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I wanted to be like Uncle Derek

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He sounds like a good bloke

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Actually he was arrested for selling drugs to students

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What a cunt

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Probably bought the pedal car with the proceeds

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Needless to say I never went near it again I just let it rust

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But I never forgot the clear sense of right and wrong

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that I felt at the wheel of that pedal car

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I had to prove to myself that the law could be proper

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and righteous and for the good of humankind

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It was from that moment I was destined to be a police officer

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Shame How so

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I think you would've made a great muppet

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هل تآذيت لآ على مايبدو هو معطل حول

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لا يعمل معطل لا يعمل

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لا يعمل

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حسنا

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كانت آسلحة رائعه تماما اليوم اليس كذلك ياشرطي

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نعم لربما ينبغي علينا عمل شي للإحتفال

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بالإضافة لإن تسقي نبتة السوسن

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بماذا تفكر لا آعلم

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البار

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نعم سيداي ماذا استطيع آن اقدم لكم

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بيرة رجاء روي

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Je connaissais très bien Martin et Eve

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Quelle perte

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Buvons à leur mort

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Plutôt buvons à leurs mémoires non

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Bien sûr Santé

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Je dois aller au petit coin

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Tout va bien Petit étant le mot qui convient

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Il sera en morceaux demain

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Je crois que quelqu'un devrait rentrer chez lui

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Je Je suis pas si soûl monsieur Pas vous Lui

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Quoi

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On s'est soûlé un petit peu non T'as compris

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Parce que Il est petit et il est soûl

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Oh doux Jésus

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Ca va pas vraiment avec l'esthétique rurale du village

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Comment je vous dois Vingt livres

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Voilà

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Et voilà votre monnaie Dieu vous bénisse

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Au revoir

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Und habt ihr Nein offenbar wurde sie entschärft Over

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So ist es entschärft

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Sie ist nicht aktiv Sieht nur aktiv aus

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Alles klar

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Beweismittel Raum

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Das war 'ne reiche Ausbeute heute Constable Butterman

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Ich hab auch schon eben überlegt das wär ja eigentlich 'n Grund zu feiern

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Oder gießen Sie wieder lhre Friedenslilie

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An was haben Sie dabei gedacht Keine Ahnung Pub

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Ist schon in der Mache Schätzchen

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Na die Herren was darf 's denn sein

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x t a I p I a n e t

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Kekuatan Grey Skull

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Darimana kau dapatkan ini semua

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Kutemukan Dia menemukannya

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Dan apa ini Ranjau laut

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Ranjau laut

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Mr Webley ini koleksi yang sangat berbahaya

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Benda ini sudah banyak makan korban

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Tidak ini cuma tumpukan sampah

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Lari lari lari

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By the power of Grey Skull

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Откуда это у вас

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Нашел Он нашел их

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А это что Морская мина

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Морская мина

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Ну Мистер Вебли вы собрали опасную коллекцию

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Удивительно что никто еще не пострадал

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Да это все барахло

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Бежим бежим бежим

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Pero por qué quisiste ser policía

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Agente

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Por qué quisiste ser policía agente

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No recuerdo ni una época en la que no quisiera ser agente de policía

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aparte del verano del 79 cuando quise ser la rana Gustavo

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Todo empezó con mi tío Derek Era sargento en la Municipal

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Me compró un coche de policía a pedales a los cinco años

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Me montaba en él cada segundo que estaba despierto

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detenía a niños el doble que yo por ensuciar y escupir

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Me pegaban mucho de pequeño pero eso no me detuvo

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Yo quería ser como el tío Derek

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Parece un buen tipo

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En realidad le detuvieron por vender droga a estudiantes

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Qué capullo

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Probablemente compró el coche a pedales con los beneficios

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Jamás volví a tocar el coche Dejé que se oxidara

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Pero nunca olvidé el sentido del bien y el mal

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que tenía al volante de ese coche a pedales

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Tenía que demostrarme a mí mismo que la ley podía ser buena

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y digna y por el bien de la humanidad

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A partir de aquel momento estuve destinado a ser agente de policía

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Qué pena Y eso

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Habrías sido un gran teleñeco

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I mean what made you wanna be a policeman

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Officer

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What made you wanna be a policeman officer

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I don't remember a time when I didn't wanna be a police officer

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Apart from the summer of 1979 when I wanted to be Kermit the frog

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He was a sergeant in the met

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He bought me a police pedal car when I was five

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I rode round in it every second I was awake

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Arresting kids twice my size for littering and spitting

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I got beaten up a lot when I was young but it didn't stop me

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I wanted to be like uncle Derek

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He sounds like a good bloke

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Actually he was arrested for selling drugs to students

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What a cunt

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Probably bought the pedal car with the proceeds

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Needless to say I never went near it again

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I just let it rust

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But I never forgot the clear sense of right and wrong

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that I felt at the wheel of that pedal car

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I had to prove to myself that the law could be proper

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and righteous and for the good of humankind

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It was from that moment I was destined to be a police officer

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Shame

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How so

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I think you would've made a great muppet

Available in 8 languages

Duration

66 seconds

Views

3,990

Timestamp in Movie

00:46:03

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

crime, action, comedy

Production

Big Talk Studios,StudioCanal,Working Title Films,Rogue Pictures

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Movie Summary

As a former London constable, Nicholas Angel finds it difficult to adapt to his new assignment in the sleepy British village of Sandford. Not only does he miss the excitement of the big city, but he also has a well-meaning oaf for a partner. However, when a series of grisly accidents rocks Sandford, Angel smells something rotten in the idyllic village.

Actors

Nicholas Angel

Pc Danny Butterman