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You know that fella who blew up George MerchantWell George Merchant God rest him wanted to buy this landso he sends round his legal fella Martin Blower God rest himand I thought I might take them up

Would you just excuse me for just one second?

Hot Fuzz • 2007

Leslie Tiller:
You know that fella who blew up?Nicholas Angel:George Merchant?Leslie Tiller: Well, George Merchant - God rest him - wanted to buy this land. So he sent round his legal fella Martin Blower - God rest him. I thought I might take them up on it. I haven't really got that much family round here, save my cousin Sissy. So I thought I might take them up on the offer and move to Buford Abbey. Would you like a card with this?Nicholas Angel: Wha... no... sorry, you were talking about the offer.Leslie Tiller: Well, it turns out that Martin Blower - God rest him - knew where the new Bypass Road is going 'cause he was knocking off Eve Draper from the council - God rest her. And then that reporter - God rest him - finds out about the route and tells me this land is very valuable. Ten times what George Merchant and Martin Blower - God rest them - offered me. So with them having passed on, I decided to sell it all myself to some folks from the city that Martin, George, and Eve - God rest the lot of them - have been talking to. Apparently, they want to build a big shopping center or something. Of course, Cousin Sissy won't be too happy about that but, as far as I'm concerned, Cousin Sissy can go and fu...Nicholas Angel: Would you just excuse me for just one second?

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You know that fella who blew up George Merchant

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Well George Merchant God rest him wanted to buy this land

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so he sends round his legal fella Martin Blower God rest him

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and I thought I might take them up on it

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I haven't really got that much family round here save for Cousin Sissy

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So I thought I might take them up on the offer and move to Buford Abbey

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Would you like a card with this

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No sorry you were talking about the offer

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Well it turns out that Martin Blower God rest him

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knew where the new bypass road is going

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because he was knocking off Eve Draper from the council God rest her

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and then that reporter God rest him finds out about the route

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and tells me this land's very valuable

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Ten times what George Merchant and Martin Blower God rest them offered me

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So with them having passed on I decided to sell it on myself

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to some folks from the city that Martin George and Eve

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God rest the lot of them had been talking to

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Apparently they want to build a big shopping center or something

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Of course Cousin Sissy won't be too happy about that

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but as far as I'm concerned Cousin Sissy can go and fuck

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Would you just excuse me for just one second

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صباح الخير آيها الشرطي بخير

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شكرا على القرد

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ماكان ذلك آردته لإجلك

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داني آعتقد آني توصلت لشي

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هل توصلت نعم

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وآعتقد مع قليلا من التشاور نحن نستطيع آن نكشف الروابط بين تلك الوفيات

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نحن هيا شريك

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لنذهب للعمل

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تيم ماسنجر

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محرر وصحفي لصحيفة مواطنون ساند فورد

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Qu'est ce que vous suggérez

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Que Leslie Tiller a trébuché et est tombé sur ses propres ciseaux

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Ben Fletcher est tombé sur sa fourche la semaine dernière

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Les accidents arrivent tout le temps Pourquoi tu penses à un meurtre

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Parce que je l'ai vu En parlant de ça

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Pourquoi tu étais là

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J'achetais une Lis de Paix pour l'anniversaire de l'agent Butterman

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Quel tas de conneries

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J'ai poursuivi un suspect Les innocents ne s'enfuient pas

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Peut être que c'était notre vieil ami le voleur de cactus

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Ah oui c'était un client épineux pas vrai

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Est ce que je deviens cinglé

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Peut être que oui

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Peut être que tu l'as tué

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Ouais vu que t'es un grand fan de meurtre

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C'est quoi ces Sergent Angel

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Oui Monsieur

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Nicholas Nicholas Nicholas

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Qu'est ce que je vais faire de vous

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Monsieur vous devez comprendre Non vous devez comprendre

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Les gens ici ne sont pas habitués aux concepts dont vous parlez

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Ich glaube dass wir mit was Überlegung rausfinden was diese Todesfälle verbindet

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Wir Komm Partner An die Arbeit

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Äh Sergeant Angel

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Da hat jemand aus London angerufen Sagen Sie ich ruf zurück

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Tim Messenger Ja

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Redakteur und Reporter beim Sandford Citizen

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Liebt Wortspiele Weiter

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Rechtschreibschwäche Ach ja

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Hatte jedoch einige geheime Informationen über

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George Merchant Selfmade Millionär

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Hielt sich selbst für den größten Bauunternehmer

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Hatte große Pläne für Sandford Hat im Crown auf den Boden geschifft

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Wichtiger aber noch War guter Freund und Klient von

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Martin Blower Respektabler Anwalt

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Aber so was von Vorturner der Laienspielgruppe

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Mieser Darsteller Zweifellos

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Mieser Fahrer Nicht notwendigerweise

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Hat seine Alte betrogen Ziemlich sicher

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Und wir beide wissen mit wem Eve Draper

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Blowers Darstellerin Unverkennbare Lache Stimmt

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Vorliebe für ältere Männer Finger

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Tätig in Verwaltung

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Welche Abteilung Abteilung für Bauwesen und Stadtplanung

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Wo sich George Merchant die Baugenehmigung

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für seine dubiose Villa auf der Norris Avenue gesichert hat

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Das heißt

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Vielleicht waren es ja doch nur Unfälle Unfälle passieren Tag für Tag

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Was treibt ihr denn hier Nichts

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Ayolah semuanya Tak apa apa Ini cuma kecelakaan

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Nicholas apa itu

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Pak sepertinya kematian mereka saling terkait Kukira Tim Messenger juga dibunuh

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Siapa yang melakukan ini Mungkin angsa itu

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Bisa jadi mereka bisa mematahkan lengan manusia Atau meledakkan rumah

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Dengar kalian pasangan Whoo Nicholas

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Sekarang ke pokoknya langsung

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Kau bilang ini tempat kejadian perkara Ya pak betul

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Bagus sekali

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Detektif Pak

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Wawancarai semua orang di sini

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Oh omongannya didengar

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Sersan Fisher Apa

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Amankan area Apa

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Pc Thatcher Ya sayang

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Hubungi CSI kemari

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PC Walker

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Lakukan patroli keliling bersama Saxon

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Nicholas Danny kau tahu tugasmu

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Menurutmu ini pembunuhan

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Расходитесь Все в порядке Это просто несчастный случай

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Что такое Николас

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Сэр все эти смерти связаны Думаю Тима Мессенджера убили

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Кто бы это мог сделать Наверное лебедь

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Точно они и руку человеку могут сломать Или взорвать дом

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Слышите вы Тихо Тихо Тихо Николас

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Теперь позвольте мне кое что уточнить

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Вы сказали что это преступление Да сэр сказал

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Очень хорошо

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Детективы Сэр

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Опросить всех кто был на празднике

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Oh he's got shorts on

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Сержант Фишер Че

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Охранять зону Че

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Констебл Течер Да милый

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На вас экспертиза

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Констебл Волкер

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Патрулируете кладбище вместе с Саксон

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Николас Джни вы знаете что делать

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ТЫ правда считаешь что это убийство

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Sabe el hombre que voló por los aires George Merchant

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Pues George Merchant que en paz descanse quería comprar este terreno

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así que me envió a su abogado Martin Blower que en paz descanse

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y pensé en aceptar su oferta

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No tengo mucha familia por aquí excepto el primo Sissy

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Así que pensé en aceptar su oferta y mudarme a Bufford Abbey

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Quiere enviarle una tarjeta

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No Perdón me estaba hablando de la oferta

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Pues resulta que Martin Blower que en paz descanse

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sabía por dónde iba a ir la nueva circunvalación

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porque se tiraba a Eve Draper la del ayuntamiento que en paz descanse

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Y luego ese periodista que en paz descanse se entera de lo de la carretera

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y me cuenta que este terreno es muy valioso

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diez veces más de lo que George Merchant y Martin Blower

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que en paz descansen me ofrecían

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Así que al fallecer ellos decidí vendérselo yo misma

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a unos de la ciudad con los que Martin Eve y George

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que en paz descansen todos habían hablado

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Al parecer quieren construir un gran centro comercial o algo así

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Claro que al primo Sissy no le va a gustar

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pero por lo que a mí respecta el primo Sissy puede irse a tomar por

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Puede disculparme Sólo será un segundo

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You know that fella who blew up

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George merchant

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Well George merchant god rest him wanted to buy this land

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so he sends round his legal fella Martin blower god rest him

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and I thought I might take them up on it

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I haven't really got that much family round here

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save for cousin sissy

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So I thought I might take them up on the offer and move to buford Abbey

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Would you like a card with this

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No sorry you were talking about the offer

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Well it turns out that Martin blower god rest him

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knew where the new bypass road is going

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because he was knocking off Eve draper from the council god rest her

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and then that reporter god rest him finds out about the route

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and tells me this land's very valuable

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Ten times what George merchant and Martin blower

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god rest them offered me

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So with them having passed on

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I decided to sell it on myself

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to some folks from the city that Martin George and Eve

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god rest the lot of them had been talking to

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Apparently they want to build a big shopping center or something

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Of course cousin sissy won't be too happy about that

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but as far as I'm concerned cousin sissy can go and fuck

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Would you just excuse me for just one second

Available in 8 languages

Duration

64 seconds

Views

1,152

Timestamp in Movie

01:05:15

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

crime, action, comedy

Production

Big Talk Studios,StudioCanal,Working Title Films,Rogue Pictures

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Movie Summary

As a former London constable, Nicholas Angel finds it difficult to adapt to his new assignment in the sleepy British village of Sandford. Not only does he miss the excitement of the big city, but he also has a well-meaning oaf for a partner. However, when a series of grisly accidents rocks Sandford, Angel smells something rotten in the idyllic village.

Actors

Leslie Tiller

Nicholas Angel

Pc Danny Butterman