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You're an agnostic I think I have a cream for that
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Hot Fuzz

I think I've got a cream for that!

Reverend Philip Shooter:Oh, you're an agnostic, then?Dr. Robin Hatcher: I think I've got a cream for that!

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You're an agnostic I think I have a cream for that
Available in 8 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
2,863
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:13
Uploaded
Feb 15, 2026
Genres
crime, action, comedy
Production
Big Talk Studios,StudioCanal,Working Title Films,Rogue Pictures

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Movie Summary

As a former London constable, Nicholas Angel finds it difficult to adapt to his new assignment in the sleepy British village of Sandford. Not only does he miss the excitement of the big city, but he also has a well-meaning oaf for a partner. However, when a series of grisly accidents rocks Sandford, Angel smells something rotten in the idyllic village.

Actors

Stuart Wilson
Dr. Robin Hatcher
Stuart Wilson
Simon Pegg
Nicholas Angel
Simon Pegg
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