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"Hot Millions" quotes

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Paroled London fraudster Marcus Pendleton (Sir Peter Ustinov) poses as a computer specialist in order to work for an insurance company that entirely relies on its corporate server.

Director: Eric Till
Writer: Ira Wallach, Peter Ustinov
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 1968
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 17 Jan 1969
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 2 nominations total

65 Clips

Marcus PendletonPattyCarlton J. KlemperWillard C. GnatpoleLouise the WaitressPritchardCaesar SmithElderly Gentleman card playerCustoms InspectorCaesarGentlemans Club MemberPrison GovernorPendleton's LandladyMrs. Lubbock
A criminal is lost without information - Hot Millions 00:13 A criminal is lost without information This is a no thanks This is a getaway it's not a paper chase - Hot Millions 00:05 This is a no thanks This is a getaway it's not a paper chase I know why men go to Paris I'm not daft - Hot Millions 00:09 I know why men go to Paris I'm not daft Mr Klemper a midwife needs a baby right - Hot Millions 00:16 Mr Klemper a midwife needs a baby right Patty You're a bloody marvel you are - Hot Millions 00:06 Patty You're a bloody marvel you are I'm sure that there's a moral here somewhere valuable - Hot Millions 00:06 I'm sure that there's a moral here somewhere valuable Dear you can go to jail for embezzling can't you - Hot Millions 00:15 Dear you can go to jail for embezzling can't you Why did you let your hair grow long then Look at it all hanging down there - Hot Millions 00:07 Why did you let your hair grow long then Look at it all... How are you Alright - Hot Millions 00:04 How are you Alright Well that's what comes out of loneliness see - Hot Millions 00:18 Well that's what comes out of loneliness see We both got our pride don't we That's the trouble - Hot Millions 00:32 We both got our pride don't we That's the trouble But we have got a 1 million computer next door - Hot Millions 00:11 But we have got a 1 million computer next door Now sit down - Hot Millions 00:06 Now sit down It was ever so nice of you to see me Mr Gnatpole - Hot Millions 00:21 It was ever so nice of you to see me Mr Gnatpole I squirted that synthetic cream with my own fair hand - Hot Millions 00:07 I squirted that synthetic cream with my own fair hand Well would I ask you to if I didn't want you to - Hot Millions 00:06 Well would I ask you to if I didn't want you to 50 Years behind the times - Hot Millions 00:08 50 Years behind the times Hand in a confidential report to me of your management concepts - Hot Millions 00:14 Hand in a confidential report to me of your management... Any particular time What for - Hot Millions 00:08 Any particular time What for Why'd you take your dress off - Hot Millions 00:08 Why'd you take your dress off After lunch I was try on to talk about computer know - Hot Millions 00:05 After lunch I was try on to talk about computer know Oh well all right They work the shirt off your back here don't they - Hot Millions 00:09 Oh well all right They work the shirt off your back here... No I do not I happen to be a bachelor but I do have my passion too - Hot Millions 00:11 No I do not I happen to be a bachelor but I do have my... Are you offer me a job Oh yes - Hot Millions 00:07 Are you offer me a job Oh yes I'm not Whoo Ha ha ha What you got in here It weighs a ton - Hot Millions 00:49 I'm not Whoo Ha ha ha What you got in here It weighs a ton Mr Smith - Hot Millions 00:34 Mr Smith A criminal is lost without information - Hot Millions 00:15 A criminal is lost without information Dear this is money isn't it - Hot Millions 00:07 Dear this is money isn't it You know I'll be expected to tell it the facts of life won't I - Hot Millions 00:07 You know I'll be expected to tell it the facts of life won't... Got a deck of cards - Hot Millions 00:22 Got a deck of cards Why don't you marry me - Hot Millions 00:20 Why don't you marry me It's just I'm sorry about the curry - Hot Millions 00:23 It's just I'm sorry about the curry If I do get lonely I think I'd probably you know keep to myself - Hot Millions 00:15 If I do get lonely I think I'd probably you know keep to... I suppose you can see my window from yours - Hot Millions 00:16 I suppose you can see my window from yours I don't think I'm going to like it here - Hot Millions 00:05 I don't think I'm going to like it here Oh it's hot in here isn't it Can I take my coat off - Hot Millions 00:07 Oh it's hot in here isn't it Can I take my coat off If this keeps up I should violate - Hot Millions 00:09 If this keeps up I should violate Moths are my passion since my wife died - Hot Millions 00:04 Moths are my passion since my wife died I'm in the puddin' club - Hot Millions 00:05 I'm in the puddin' club Of course the first million was the most difficult to me I'll say that - Hot Millions 00:06 Of course the first million was the most difficult to me... I like to think so sir - Hot Millions 00:03 I like to think so sir That might be true because I don't think they get as much fun out of life as we do - Hot Millions 00:06 That might be true because I don't think they get as much... A woman's place is in the home - Hot Millions 00:05 A woman's place is in the home Are you all right - Hot Millions 00:14 Are you all right It's the president of the corporation in New York - Hot Millions 00:22 It's the president of the corporation in New York What's he want - Hot Millions 00:10 What's he want I couldn't fire you - Hot Millions 00:08 I couldn't fire you What do you want me to do - Hot Millions 00:11 What do you want me to do When the time comes - Hot Millions 00:11 When the time comes I like to think so - Hot Millions 00:18 I like to think so I took your suit to the cleaners - Hot Millions 00:04 I took your suit to the cleaners Could I see the night sign in book Yes Sir - Hot Millions 00:26 Could I see the night sign in book Yes Sir You shoul'd be in row C You're in the wrong row - Hot Millions 00:28 You shoul'd be in row C You're in the wrong row I'd much rather have my baby in London eh - Hot Millions 00:18 I'd much rather have my baby in London eh Which are your bags These are our bags - Hot Millions 00:54 Which are your bags These are our bags So you're a traffic warden now - Hot Millions 00:18 So you're a traffic warden now You are straining my credulity - Hot Millions 00:05 You are straining my credulity You can't afford an orchestra and - Hot Millions 00:08 You can't afford an orchestra and After all no greatness is possible without a little intelligent madness is it - Hot Millions 00:23 After all no greatness is possible without a little... A jar of instant coffee - Hot Millions 00:12 A jar of instant coffee You like working for Mr - Hot Millions 00:16 You like working for Mr Caesar Smith is a thief - Hot Millions 00:31 Caesar Smith is a thief They told me it was - Hot Millions 00:21 They told me it was Why don't you marry me - Hot Millions 00:27 Why don't you marry me It's hot in here - Hot Millions 00:14 It's hot in here

Cast

Marcus Pendleton - Peter Ustinov
Patty Terwilliger Smith - Maggie Smith
Carlton J. Klemper - Karl Malden
Willard C. Gnatpole - Bob Newhart
Caesar Smith - Robert Morley
All Cast