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Hot Shots! poster
A parody of Top Gun (1986) in which a talented but unstable fighter pilot must overcome the ghosts of his father and save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers.

Director: Jim Abrahams
Writer: Jim Abrahams, Pat Proft
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy
Year: 1991
MetaScore: 61/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $69,467,617
Released: 31 Jul 1991
Awards: 1 win

54 video clips

Admiral BensonLt. Commander BlockTopper HarleyPete 'dead Meat' ThompsonRamada ThompsonKent GregoryDoctorJim 'wash Out' PfaffenbachJim "wash Out" PfaffenbachMrs. Mary 'dead Meat' ThompsonAir ControllerDrill Sergeant #1KowalskiReporterNurseDrill Sergeant #2
My ear canals are very sensitive - Hot Shots! 01:05 My ear canals are very sensitive Come to think of it - Hot Shots! 00:35 Come to think of it Then you get into that whole inbred thing - Hot Shots! 00:21 Then you get into that whole inbred thing My cap blew off - Hot Shots! 00:14 My cap blew off I could never find time for love - Hot Shots! 00:17 I could never find time for love The only problem is I have a nosy landlady - Hot Shots! 00:35 The only problem is I have a nosy landlady And German parts - Hot Shots! 00:11 And German parts What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls - Hot Shots! 00:08 What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls Those are some long legs - Hot Shots! 00:12 Those are some long legs Can you save him - Hot Shots! 00:12 Can you save him The heads of all the five families - Hot Shots! 00:46 The heads of all the five families Admiral Benson - Hot Shots! 00:12 Admiral Benson I've fallen for you like a blind roofer - Hot Shots! 00:19 I've fallen for you like a blind roofer It's either soup or duck - Hot Shots! 00:40 It's either soup or duck That flying stunt today was pure madness - Hot Shots! 00:38 That flying stunt today was pure madness My eyes are ceramic - Hot Shots! 00:12 My eyes are ceramic Yankee Doodle Floppy Disk - Hot Shots! 00:20 Yankee Doodle Floppy Disk Thirtysomething's been cancelled - Hot Shots! 00:11 Thirtysomething's been cancelled A dozen more of them - Hot Shots! 00:11 A dozen more of them I guess you've been with a man before - Hot Shots! 00:15 I guess you've been with a man before You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots - Hot Shots! 00:16 You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots I like to stay in shape - Hot Shots! 00:10 I like to stay in shape You were discharged from the service 18 months ago for willful insubordination - Hot Shots! 00:25 You were discharged from the service 18 months ago for... I slipped on a crab - Hot Shots! 00:14 I slipped on a crab My flight status has been withdrawn - Hot Shots! 00:31 My flight status has been withdrawn I've been putting a little away for the past ten years - Hot Shots! 00:37 I've been putting a little away for the past ten years Thompson wasn't that good a pilot - Hot Shots! 00:24 Thompson wasn't that good a pilot Looks like enemy aircraft at 12 o'clock - Hot Shots! 00:15 Looks like enemy aircraft at 12 o'clock I'm talking to you as a psychiatrist - Hot Shots! 00:20 I'm talking to you as a psychiatrist There was a meltdown at the plant - Hot Shots! 00:24 There was a meltdown at the plant Interesting perfume It's Vicks I have a cold - Hot Shots! 00:07 Interesting perfume It's Vicks I have a cold Every aerial photo and recon report indicate a defensive arsenal in the D - Hot Shots! 00:37 Every aerial photo and recon report indicate a defensive... We didn't have dinner the other night - Hot Shots! 00:20 We didn't have dinner the other night You have the whitest white part of the eyes I've ever seen - Hot Shots! 00:15 You have the whitest white part of the eyes I've ever... This is California - Hot Shots! 00:36 This is California We've waited a long time to hear this - Hot Shots! 00:47 We've waited a long time to hear this Uh we're landing - Hot Shots! 00:08 Uh we're landing Your ego's writing checks your body can't cash - Hot Shots! 00:05 Your ego's writing checks your body can't cash Something's changed - Hot Shots! 00:10 Something's changed Be careful out there - Hot Shots! 00:26 Be careful out there Now I am called Tu ka Chinchilla - Hot Shots! 00:16 Now I am called Tu ka Chinchilla You're quite a guy - Hot Shots! 00:06 You're quite a guy I love a good funeral - Hot Shots! 00:04 I love a good funeral The chafing dish is not yours - Hot Shots! 00:16 The chafing dish is not yours Nurse check his penis isn't longer than mine - Hot Shots! 00:05 Nurse check his penis isn't longer than mine What could go wrong - Hot Shots! 00:05 What could go wrong Wendy I can fly - Hot Shots! 00:04 Wendy I can fly Hey Topper Harley - Hot Shots! 00:19 Hey Topper Harley Alpha Velveeta Knuckle Underwear - Hot Shots! 00:13 Alpha Velveeta Knuckle Underwear I don't care how many missions you've flown - Hot Shots! 00:18 I don't care how many missions you've flown Your nostrils are flaring - Hot Shots! 00:12 Your nostrils are flaring When I saw you dig your heels into his sides - Hot Shots! 00:13 When I saw you dig your heels into his sides What does that mean - Hot Shots! 00:11 What does that mean Drinks are on me - Hot Shots! 00:08 Drinks are on me

Cast

Topper Harley - Charlie Sheen
Kent Gregory - Cary Elwes
Ramada Thompson - Valeria Golino
Admiral Benson - Lloyd Bridges
Lt. Commander Block - Kevin Dunn
All Cast