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"Hot Shots!" quotes

Hot Shots! poster
A parody of Top Gun (1986) in which a talented but unstable fighter pilot must overcome the ghosts of his father and save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers.

Director: Jim Abrahams
Writer: Jim Abrahams, Pat Proft
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy
Year: 1991
MetaScore: 61/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $69,467,617
Released: 31 Jul 1991
Awards: 1 win

51 Clips

I've fallen for you like a blind roofer - Hot Shots! 00:38
I've fallen for you like a blind roofer
I've been putting a little away for the past ten years - Hot Shots! 01:03
I've been putting a little away for the past ten years
It's either soup or duck - Hot Shots! 00:43
It's either soup or duck
I'm talking to you as a psychiatrist - Hot Shots! 00:54
I'm talking to you as a psychiatrist
I slipped on a crab - Hot Shots! 00:35
I slipped on a crab
I love a good funeral - Hot Shots! 00:11
I love a good funeral
I like to stay in shape - Hot Shots! 00:12
I like to stay in shape
I guess you've been with a man before - Hot Shots! 00:20
I guess you've been with a man before
I don't care how many missions you've flown - Hot Shots! 00:36
I don't care how many missions you've flown
You're quite a guy - Hot Shots! 00:11
You're quite a guy
Your nostrils are flaring - Hot Shots! 00:12
Your nostrils are flaring
Your ego's writing checks your body can't cash - Hot Shots! 00:16
Your ego's writing checks your body can't cash
You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots - Hot Shots! 00:20
You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots
I could never find time for love - Hot Shots! 00:25
I could never find time for love
Hey Topper Harley - Hot Shots! 00:42
Hey Topper Harley
Every aerial photo and recon report indicate a defensive arsenal in the D - Hot Shots! 01:51
Every aerial photo and recon report indicate a defensive...
Drinks are on me - Hot Shots! 00:10
Drinks are on me
Come to think of it - Hot Shots! 01:26
Come to think of it
Can you save him - Hot Shots! 00:16
Can you save him
Be careful out there - Hot Shots! 00:35
Be careful out there
And German parts - Hot Shots! 00:30
And German parts
Alpha Velveeta Knuckle Underwear - Hot Shots! 00:37
Alpha Velveeta Knuckle Underwear
Admiral Benson - Hot Shots! 00:14
Admiral Benson
A dozen more of them - Hot Shots! 00:28
A dozen more of them
You have the whitest white part of the eyes I've ever seen - Hot Shots! 00:19
You have the whitest white part of the eyes I've ever seen
You were discharged from the service 18 months ago for willful insubordination - Hot Shots! 01:01
You were discharged from the service 18 months ago for...
Yankee Doodle Floppy Disk - Hot Shots! 00:56
Yankee Doodle Floppy Disk
When I saw you dig your heels into his sides - Hot Shots! 00:47
When I saw you dig your heels into his sides
What does that mean - Hot Shots! 00:22
What does that mean
What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls - Hot Shots! 00:22
What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls
What could go wrong - Hot Shots! 00:15
What could go wrong
We've waited a long time to hear this - Hot Shots! 01:46
We've waited a long time to hear this
We didn't have dinner the other night - Hot Shots! 00:51
We didn't have dinner the other night
Uh we're landing - Hot Shots! 00:17
Uh we're landing
Those are some long legs - Hot Shots! 00:23
Those are some long legs
Thompson wasn't that good a pilot - Hot Shots! 00:52
Thompson wasn't that good a pilot
This is California - Hot Shots! 00:49
This is California
Thirtysomething's been cancelled - Hot Shots! 00:22
Thirtysomething's been cancelled
There was a meltdown at the plant - Hot Shots! 02:45
There was a meltdown at the plant
Then you get into that whole inbred thing - Hot Shots! 01:08
Then you get into that whole inbred thing
The only problem is I have a nosy landlady - Hot Shots! 00:50
The only problem is I have a nosy landlady
The heads of all the five families - Hot Shots! 01:28
The heads of all the five families
The chafing dish is not yours - Hot Shots! 00:20
The chafing dish is not yours
That flying stunt today was pure madness - Hot Shots! 01:14
That flying stunt today was pure madness
Something's changed - Hot Shots! 00:27
Something's changed
Now I am called Tu ka Chinchilla - Hot Shots! 00:21
Now I am called Tu ka Chinchilla
My flight status has been withdrawn - Hot Shots! 01:15
My flight status has been withdrawn
My eyes are ceramic - Hot Shots! 00:29
My eyes are ceramic
My ear canals are very sensitive - Hot Shots! 01:05
My ear canals are very sensitive
My cap blew off - Hot Shots! 01:14
My cap blew off
Looks like enemy aircraft at 12 o'clock - Hot Shots! 00:26
Looks like enemy aircraft at 12 o'clock

Cast

Topper Harley - Charlie Sheen
Kent Gregory - Cary Elwes
Ramada Thompson - Valeria Golino
Admiral Benson - Lloyd Bridges
Lt. Commander Block - Kevin Dunn
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach - Jon Cryer
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson - William O'Leary
Kowalski - Kristy Swanson
Wilson - Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
Buzz Harley - Bill Irwin
Mrs. 'Deat Meat' Thompson - Heidi Swedberg
'Red' Herring - Bruce A. Young
'Mailman' Farnham - Ryan Stiles
Owatonna, 'The Old One' - Rino Thunder
Rosener - Mark Arnott
Captain Margolis - Ryan Cutrona
Doctor - Don Lake
Air Controller - Kelly Connell
Ambulance Driver - Tony Simotes
Paramedic - Don Luce
Nurse - Judith Kahan
Communications Officer - Jeff Bright
Ring Announcer - Jimmy Lennon Jr.
Francine, the Secretary - Marie Thomas
Scooter - Ryan Fitzgerald
Jazz - Al Clegg
Lawrence Lipps - Pat Proft
Piano Player - Marc Shaiman
Drill Sergeant #1 - Cylk Cozart
Drill Sergeant #2 - Christopher J. Keene
Rabbi - Ed Herschlar
Amish Man - Jimmie Ray Weeks
Amish Woman - Annie O'Donnell
Eskimo - Mack Yamaguchi
Self - Charles Barkley
Self - Bill Laimbeer
Pope John Paul II - Eugene Greytak
Humphrey 'Bogie' Bogart - Tony Lorea
Saddam Hussein - Jerry Haleva
Elvis 'The King' Presley - Bob Lenz
Liberace - Willie Collins
Precocious Paper Boy - Robert Puro
Handsome Milkman - Richard Lasting
Boxer #1 - Elston Ridgle
Boxer #2 - Max Jones
Conspiratorial Crewman (as Chris Doyle) - Christopher Doyle
Parking Valet - Pablo Prietto
Parking Valet - John Bankson
Family in front of TV Store - Nancy Abrahams
Family in front of TV Store - Joseph Abrahams
Family in front of TV Store - Jamie Abrahams
Sleepy Weasel Squadron (as Carey Brayboy) - Cary Brayboy
Sleepy Weasel Squadron - Tony Moreno
Sleepy Weasel Squadron - Kevin Eads
Sleepy Weasel Squadron (as David Oliver) - Dave Oliver
Sleepy Weasel Squadron - Richard Emanuelle
Sleepy Weasel Squadron - Kip Pierce
Sleepy Weasel Squadron - Brent Freeman
Sleepy Weasel Squadron - Kenton 'Chip' Steger
Sleepy Weasel Squadron - Craig McIntosh
Sleepy Weasel Squadron - Sean Wright
Sleepy Weasel Squadron - Joe Allegro
Young Girl - Shana Ballard
Rabinowitz - Jack I. Bernstein
Bar Patron - Megan Dupont
Barracks Man in Underwear - Sean Kanan
School Boy - Brandon Loomis
Reporter - Steve Mora
Dartman - Steven Chester Prince
- Rebecca Ryiz
Dancing Cadet - Vincent Tumeo