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A parody of Top Gun (1986) in which a talented but unstable fighter pilot must overcome the ghosts of his father and save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers.

Director: Jim Abrahams
Writer: Jim Abrahams, Pat Proft
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy
Year: 1991
MetaScore: 61/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $69,467,617
Released: 31 Jul 1991
Awards: 1 win

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Kent GregoryTopper HarleyRamada ThompsonDrill Sergeant #1Jim 'Wash Out' PfaffenbachLt. Commander BlockReporterPete 'Dead Meat' ThompsonDoctorNurseAdmiral BensonKowalskiMrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' ThompsonJim "Wash Out" PfaffenbachAir ControllerOfficer
Drinks are on me - Hot Shots! 00:08 Drinks are on me What does that mean - Hot Shots! 00:11 What does that mean When I saw you dig your heels into his sides - Hot Shots! 00:13 When I saw you dig your heels into his sides Your nostrils are flaring - Hot Shots! 00:12 Your nostrils are flaring I don't care how many missions you've flown - Hot Shots! 00:18 I don't care how many missions you've flown Alpha Velveeta Knuckle Underwear - Hot Shots! 00:13 Alpha Velveeta Knuckle Underwear Hey Topper Harley - Hot Shots! 00:19 Hey Topper Harley Wendy I can fly - Hot Shots! 00:04 Wendy I can fly What could go wrong - Hot Shots! 00:05 What could go wrong Nurse check his penis isn't longer than mine - Hot Shots! 00:05 Nurse check his penis isn't longer than mine The chafing dish is not yours - Hot Shots! 00:16 The chafing dish is not yours I love a good funeral - Hot Shots! 00:04 I love a good funeral You're quite a guy - Hot Shots! 00:06 You're quite a guy Now I am called Tu ka Chinchilla - Hot Shots! 00:16 Now I am called Tu ka Chinchilla Be careful out there - Hot Shots! 00:26 Be careful out there Something's changed - Hot Shots! 00:10 Something's changed Your ego's writing checks your body can't cash - Hot Shots! 00:05 Your ego's writing checks your body can't cash Uh we're landing - Hot Shots! 00:08 Uh we're landing We've waited a long time to hear this - Hot Shots! 00:47 We've waited a long time to hear this This is California - Hot Shots! 00:36 This is California You have the whitest white part of the eyes I've ever seen - Hot Shots! 00:15 You have the whitest white part of the eyes I've ever seen We didn't have dinner the other night - Hot Shots! 00:20 We didn't have dinner the other night Every aerial photo and recon report indicate a defensive arsenal in the D - Hot Shots! 00:37 Every aerial photo and recon report indicate a defensive... Interesting perfume It's Vicks I have a cold - Hot Shots! 00:07 Interesting perfume It's Vicks I have a cold There was a meltdown at the plant - Hot Shots! 00:24 There was a meltdown at the plant I'm talking to you as a psychiatrist - Hot Shots! 00:20 I'm talking to you as a psychiatrist Looks like enemy aircraft at 12 o'clock - Hot Shots! 00:15 Looks like enemy aircraft at 12 o'clock Thompson wasn't that good a pilot - Hot Shots! 00:24 Thompson wasn't that good a pilot I've been putting a little away for the past ten years - Hot Shots! 00:37 I've been putting a little away for the past ten years My flight status has been withdrawn - Hot Shots! 00:31 My flight status has been withdrawn I slipped on a crab - Hot Shots! 00:14 I slipped on a crab You were discharged from the service 18 months ago for willful insubordination - Hot Shots! 00:25 You were discharged from the service 18 months ago for... I like to stay in shape - Hot Shots! 00:10 I like to stay in shape You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots - Hot Shots! 00:16 You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots I guess you've been with a man before - Hot Shots! 00:15 I guess you've been with a man before A dozen more of them - Hot Shots! 00:11 A dozen more of them Thirtysomething's been cancelled - Hot Shots! 00:11 Thirtysomething's been cancelled Yankee Doodle Floppy Disk - Hot Shots! 00:20 Yankee Doodle Floppy Disk My eyes are ceramic - Hot Shots! 00:12 My eyes are ceramic That flying stunt today was pure madness - Hot Shots! 00:38 That flying stunt today was pure madness It's either soup or duck - Hot Shots! 00:40 It's either soup or duck I've fallen for you like a blind roofer - Hot Shots! 00:19 I've fallen for you like a blind roofer Admiral Benson - Hot Shots! 00:12 Admiral Benson The heads of all the five families - Hot Shots! 00:46 The heads of all the five families Can you save him - Hot Shots! 00:12 Can you save him Those are some long legs - Hot Shots! 00:12 Those are some long legs What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls - Hot Shots! 00:08 What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls And German parts - Hot Shots! 00:11 And German parts The only problem is I have a nosy landlady - Hot Shots! 00:35 The only problem is I have a nosy landlady I could never find time for love - Hot Shots! 00:17 I could never find time for love My cap blew off - Hot Shots! 00:14 My cap blew off Then you get into that whole inbred thing - Hot Shots! 00:21 Then you get into that whole inbred thing Come to think of it - Hot Shots! 00:35 Come to think of it My ear canals are very sensitive - Hot Shots! 01:05 My ear canals are very sensitive

Cast

Topper Harley - Charlie Sheen
Kent Gregory - Cary Elwes
Ramada Thompson - Valeria Golino
Admiral Benson - Lloyd Bridges
Lt. Commander Block - Kevin Dunn
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