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Lt. Commander Block:
Every aerial photo and recon report indicate a defensive arsenal in the D, and perhaps negative C, categories. There's also some anti-aircraft squadrons. They can send up an ack-ack umbrella high enough to make any attack ineffective. What do you think?
Admiral Benson:
I don't have a clue what you're talkin' about, Phil. Not a fucking clue. I have a shell fragment the size of a fist in my head. Pork Chop Hill, 1953. The only way I can make this goddamn toupee to stay on my head is by magnetizing the entire upper left quadrant of my skull, so you just go ahead and do what you do.

Transcript:
Aerial photos and recon reports indicate a defensive arsenal in the D, and perhaps -C, categories. There's also some anti-aircraft squadrons. They can send up an ack-ack umbrella high enough to make any attack ineffective. I don't have a clue what you're talkin' about, Phil. I have a shell the size of a fist in my head Pork Chop Hill. The only way I can make this toup stay on is by magnetising the upper left quadrant of my skull. You just go ahead and do what you do. Do you have any soup? Of course, sir. I'll have the mess bring something right up. I love soup. I mean, I think I love soup. Son-of-a-bitchin' shell. It's either soup or duck. Which one do you shoot? Duck, sir. - Are you all right, sir? - Of course I'm all right. Why? What have you heard? Nothing, sir. Send some soup up for the admiral, on the double. Let's go over this Slippery Weevil one more time. I wanna familiarise myself with it as much as I possibly can. So... give it to me, Ben. Every word. Every detail. Dot every comma. Those are some long legs.

Clip duration: 111 seconds
Views: 132
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A parody of Top Gun (1986) in which a talented but unstable fighter pilot must overcome the ghosts of his father and save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers.


Actors

Lt. Commander Block - Kevin Dunn
Admiral Benson - Lloyd Bridges