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Every aerial photo and recon report indicate a defensive arsenal in the D

Lt. Commander Block:
Every aerial photo and recon report indicate a defensive arsenal in the D, and perhaps negative C, categories. There's also some anti-aircraft squadrons. They can send up an ack-ack umbrella high enough to make any attack ineffective. What do you think?
Admiral Benson:
I don't have a clue what you're talkin' about, Phil. Not a fucking clue. I have a shell fragment the size of a fist in my head. Pork Chop Hill, 1953. The only way I can make this goddamn toupee to stay on my head is by magnetizing the entire upper left quadrant of my skull, so you just go ahead and do what you do.

Transcript:
Aerial photos and recon reports
indicate a defensive arsenal
in the D, and perhaps -C, categories.
There's also some anti-aircraft squadrons.
They can send up an ack-ack umbrella
high enough to make any attack ineffective.
I don't have a clue
what you're talkin' about, Phil.
I have a shell the size of a fist in my head
Pork Chop Hill.
The only way I can make this toup stay on
is by magnetising the upper left
quadrant of my skull.
You just go ahead and do what you do.
Do you have any soup?
Of course, sir. I'll have the mess
bring something right up.
I love soup. I mean, I think I love soup.
Son-of-a-bitchin' shell. It's either
soup or duck. Which one do you shoot?
Duck, sir.
- Are you all right, sir?
- Of course I'm all right.
Why? What have you heard?
Nothing, sir.
Send some soup up for the admiral,
on the double.
Let's go over this Slippery Weevil
one more time.
I wanna familiarise myself with it as much
as I possibly can. So... give it to me, Ben.
Every word. Every detail.
Dot every comma.
Those are some long legs.

Clip duration: 111 seconds
Views: 9
Movie: Hot Shots!
Year: 1991
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A parody of Top Gun (1986) in which a talented but unstable fighter pilot must overcome the ghosts of his father and save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers.


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Actors

Lt. Commander Block - Kevin Dunn
Admiral Benson - Lloyd Bridges