Admiral Benson: I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there? Lt. Commander Block: I don't see any crab, sir. Admiral Benson: Don't tell me. There were two crabs. They work in pairs. I went to
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Admiral Benson:
I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there?
Lt. Commander Block:
I don't see any crab, sir.
Admiral Benson:
Don't tell me. There were two crabs. They work in pairs. I went to Annapolis for chrissakes!

Transcript:
It's OK. I'm all right. No problem.
I slipped on the crab.
Who put that crab there?
- Crab? I didn't see any crab.
- There were two crabs. They work in pairs.
I went to Annapolis, for Christ's sake.
- From the Pentagon, sir. We just decoded it.
- Help me with this. My eyes are ceramic.
A bazooka round at Little Bighorn. Or was it
Okinawa? The one without the Indians.
It's final orders.
We strike tomorrow at 0600.
Excellent. Wake me up at, oh... 5.30.

Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 49
Uploaded: 13 December, 2020
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A parody of Top Gun (1986) in which a talented but unstable fighter pilot must overcome the ghosts of his father and save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers.


Actors

Admiral Benson - Lloyd Bridges
Lt. Commander Block - Kevin Dunn