Ramada Thompson: Lieutenant, please. I'm talking to you as a psychiatrist. I'm recommending that you be grounded. Topper Harley: You've got to be joking! Ramada Thompson: Look, if I were joking, I
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Ramada Thompson:
Lieutenant, please. I'm talking to you as a psychiatrist. I'm recommending that you be grounded.
Topper Harley:
You've got to be joking!
Ramada Thompson:
Look, if I were joking, I would've said "what do you do with an elephant with three balls?"
[Topper shrugs, since he has no idea what the answer is]

Ramada Thompson:
"You walk him and pitch to the rhino".
Topper Harley:
You are serious.

Transcript:
Lieutenant, please.
I'm talking to you as a psychiatrist.
I'm recommending that you be grounded.
- You've got to be joking.
- If I were joking, I'd have said...
"What do you do
with an elephant with three balls?"
"You walk him and pitch to the rhino."
- You are serious.
- It's the best thing for you, and the mission.
The best would be
if you'd stop tryin' to run my life.
I'm a pilot, and nobody's gonna
keep me out of the sky.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Twelve rounds of boxing
for the WBA WBC WPA RSVP
Heavyweight Championship of the World!
Introducing celebrities at ringside,
please welcome His Holiness,
the very popular pontiff,
Pope John Paul II!

Clip duration: 54 seconds
Views: 46
Uploaded: 13 December, 2020
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A parody of Top Gun (1986) in which a talented but unstable fighter pilot must overcome the ghosts of his father and save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers.


Actors

Ramada Thompson - Valeria Golino
Topper Harley - Charlie Sheen