Topper Harley: Mrs. Thompson, I know you must hate me right now but there's something I want you to have. I've been putting a little away for the past ten years. It's not much. 2500. I wish I could do
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Mrs. Thompson, I know you must hate me right now but there's...

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Topper Harley:
Mrs. Thompson, I know you must hate me right now but there's something I want you to have. I've been putting a little away for the past ten years. It's not much. 2500. I wish I could do more.
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Why, Topper. That's so sweet. Why, with the three million that I won on this Lucky Lotto ticket, I can take this 2500 and just blow it all on hats.

Transcript:
Mrs Thompson, I know you must hate me
but... there's something I want you to have.
I've been puttin' a little away
for the past ten years.
It's not much. 2500. I wish I could do more.
Why, Topper.
That's so sweet.
Why, with the three million
I won on this lucky Lotto ticket,
I can take this 2500
and just blow it all on hats.
Right, and halt!
Pete "Dead Meat" Thompson... is dead.
So is Mo Green,
Tataglia, Barzini,
the heads of all the five families.
It is at moments like these, my dear friends
that we must ask ourselves,
"How can this not be part
of some larger plan?"

Clip duration: 63 seconds
Views: 42
Uploaded: 13 December, 2020
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A parody of Top Gun (1986) in which a talented but unstable fighter pilot must overcome the ghosts of his father and save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers.


Actors

Topper Harley - Charlie Sheen