I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead...
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Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach:
I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
What happened?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach:
It's my eyes. I've got walleye-vision.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Isn't there something that can be done?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach:
Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multi-opti-pupil-optomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
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I got kicked out My flight status has been withdrawn
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I'm through Dead Meat
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What happened It's my eyes I've got walleye vision
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Can't something be done A delicate corneal inversion procedure
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A multioptipupiloptomy
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But to keep from damaging the eye sockets
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they've gotta go in through the rectum
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Ain't no man gonna take that route with me
Clip duration: 31 seconds
Views: 940
Timestamp in movie: 00h 38m 13s
Uploaded: 25 November, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A parody of Top Gun (1986) in which a talented but unstable fighter pilot must overcome the ghosts of his father and save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers.
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