Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat! Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened? Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's
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Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach:
I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
What happened?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach:
It's my eyes. I've got walleye-vision.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Isn't there something that can be done?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach:
Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multi-opti-pupil-optomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!

Transcript:
Wash Out!
Get into your flight suit.
We're ready to go up.
I got kicked out.
My flight status has been withdrawn.
I'm through, Dead Meat.
- What happened?
- It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.
- Can't something be done?
- A delicate corneal inversion procedure.
A multioptipupiloptomy.
But, to keep from damaging the eye sockets,
they've gotta go in through the rectum.
Ain't no man gonna take that route with me.
Is Topper around? I'd like to say goodbye.
He didn't come back last night. He's AWOL.
As soon as Block finds out, he's history.
But flying's his life.
He's the best pilot in the world.
We need him as much as he needs us.
I can't find my lucky gum. Do you have...
Wash Out?
Oh, my God. I missed my flight.
You're amazing.
Dead Meat!

Clip duration: 75 seconds
Views: 34
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A parody of Top Gun (1986) in which a talented but unstable fighter pilot must overcome the ghosts of his father and save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers.


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