Kent Gregory: That flying stunt today was pure madness. If there wasn't a lady present, I'd tear you apart like Christmas goose. Topper Harley: Yeah? Well, keep it up, you'll be carrying your face
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Kent Gregory:
That flying stunt today was pure madness. If there wasn't a lady present, I'd tear you apart like Christmas goose.
Topper Harley:
Yeah? Well, keep it up, you'll be carrying your face home in a doggie bag.
Ramada Thompson:
What is this macho thing?
Topper Harley:
He started it.
Kent Gregory:
Did not.
Topper Harley:
Did too.
Kent Gregory:
Did not.
Ramada Thompson:
You're behaving like children.
Topper Harley:
He's bein' a jerk.
Kent Gregory:
Am not.
Topper Harley:
Are too.
Kent Gregory:
Am not.
Topper Harley:
Are too too too too too too too too too too too...
Kent Gregory:
Not not not not not not not not not...
Topper Harley:
Are too times ten.
Kent Gregory:
[Shoving Topper]
That's it...

Transcript:
- Kent, your nostrils are flaring.
- That flying stunt today was pure madness.
If a lady wasn't present,
I'd tear you apart like a Christmas goose.
Yeah? Keep it up, you'll be carrying
your face home in a doggy bag.
What is this macho thing?
- He started it.
- Did not.
- Did too.
- Did not.
- You're behaving like children.
- He's a jerk.
- Am not.
- Are too.
- Am not.
- Are too too too...
- Not not not...
...too too too...
Are too times ten.
- That's it.
- Stop it.
- Rumble!
- Don't push me.
Stop it! Can't you act
like civilised human beings?
- Hey, I'm sorry.
- I love you, pal.
Listen. Kent and I have to talk, so please...
Be my guest.
Let's celebrate, honey.
Hey, everybody. Drinks are on me.
- Free beer!
- I want a gin sling!

Clip duration: 74 seconds
Views: 38
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A parody of Top Gun (1986) in which a talented but unstable fighter pilot must overcome the ghosts of his father and save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers.


Actors

Kent Gregory - Cary Elwes
Topper Harley - Charlie Sheen
Ramada Thompson - Valeria Golino