My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure...
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My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals
My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals
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My uncle told me that not playin' to win is like sleepin' with your sister
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Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouseful of goodies but it's illegal
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Jesus Topper Come on Then you get into that whole inbred thing
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Kids with no teeth who play the banjo
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eat apple sauce through a straw pork farm animals
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Movie Summary
A parody of Top Gun (1986) in which a talented but unstable fighter pilot must overcome the ghosts of his father and save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers.
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Topper Harley
