My father used to say that not playing to win is like...
My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.
Nobody likes playing
for a coach who throws the big game.
What's that supposed to mean?
My uncle told me that not playin' to win
is like sleepin' with your sister.
Sure, she's a great piece of tail
with a blouseful of goodies, but it's illegal.
- Jesus, Topper. Come on.
- Then you get into that whole inbred thing.
Kids with no teeth who play the banjo,
eat apple sauce through a straw,
pork farm animals.
Topper, that's enough.
I think you get my point, sir.
I just hope you're playin' straight with us.
Alpha Velveeta Knuckle Underwear,
you are cleared for takeoff.
Clip duration: 68 seconds
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A parody of Top Gun (1986) in which a talented but unstable fighter pilot must overcome the ghosts of his father and save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers.