Mary, have you come to watch me fly? There was a meltdown at the plant, so they gave me...
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Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
[Dead Meat and Mary kiss hello]
Mary, have you come to watch me fly?
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
There was a meltdown at the plant, so they gave me the afternoon off.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Aw, terrific!
[a black cat crosses their path]
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Oh, good news: we just closed escrow on our little dream house.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Wonderful! When do we move in?
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Tuesday. I've got the kids stripping asbestos off the pipes right now.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Aw, that's great.
[Dead Meat walks under a ladder]
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Things just couldn't be better for us! I'm so blessed.
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Oh, your life insurance forms came for you to sign.
[Mary opens her purse, and a mirror falls out and breaks]
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
My mirror!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
[Deadmeat shakes pen because it won't write]
Huh.
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
I'll get another pen.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
No need. I'll sign it when I get back.
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Well you know best.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Honey, you know that global warming problem? Well I've discovered how we can reverse it.
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Tell me!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
No, not now, Lovey Bumpers. There'll be plenty of time for that later. And my investigation into the assassination of JFK...
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
You found the evidence you were looking for?
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Yes, I have proof. It's right here in my pocket.
[Dead Meat climbs into the cockpit]
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
It's big, honey. Really big. It goes all the way to the White House.
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Do you want me to hold it for you?
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
No, it'll be safe right here. I'm in a jet. What could go wrong?
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Oh, Dead Meat. We just couldn't be any more perfectly happy.
[Dead Meat and Mary blow kisses at each other, catch the air kisses, and put them in their pockets]
Transcript
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Come to watch me fly No There was a meltdown at the plant
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They gave me afternoon off Terrific
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Oh Good news We just closed escrow on our little dream house
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Wonderful When do we move in Tuesday
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The kids are stripping the asbestos off the pipes now
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That's great Things couldn't be better for us
Clip duration: 24 seconds
Views: 427
Timestamp in movie: 00h 39m 29s
Uploaded: 25 November, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A parody of Top Gun (1986) in which a talented but unstable fighter pilot must overcome the ghosts of his father and save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers.
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