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There was a meltdown at the plant

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
[Dead Meat and Mary kiss hello]
Mary, have you come to watch me fly?
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
There was a meltdown at the plant, so they gave me the afternoon off.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Aw, terrific!
[a black cat crosses their path]

Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Oh, good news: we just closed escrow on our little dream house.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Wonderful! When do we move in?
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Tuesday. I've got the kids stripping asbestos off the pipes right now.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Aw, that's great.
[Dead Meat walks under a ladder]

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Things just couldn't be better for us! I'm so blessed.
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Oh, your life insurance forms came for you to sign.
[Mary opens her purse, and a mirror falls out and breaks]

Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
My mirror!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
[Deadmeat shakes pen because it won't write]
Huh.
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
I'll get another pen.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
No need. I'll sign it when I get back.
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Well you know best.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Honey, you know that global warming problem? Well I've discovered how we can reverse it.
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Tell me!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
No, not now, Lovey Bumpers. There'll be plenty of time for that later. And my investigation into the assassination of JFK...
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
You found the evidence you were looking for?
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Yes, I have proof. It's right here in my pocket.
[Dead Meat climbs into the cockpit]

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
It's big, honey. Really big. It goes all the way to the White House.
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Do you want me to hold it for you?
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
No, it'll be safe right here. I'm in a jet. What could go wrong?
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Oh, Dead Meat. We just couldn't be any more perfectly happy.
[Dead Meat and Mary blow kisses at each other, catch the air kisses, and put them in their pockets]

Transcript:
Mary!
- Come to watch me fly?
- No. There was a meltdown at the plant.
- They gave me afternoon off.
- Terrific!
Oh! Good news. We just closed escrow
on our little dream house.
- Wonderful! When do we move in?
- Tuesday.
The kids are stripping
the asbestos off the pipes now.
That's great!
Things couldn't be better for us.
I'm so blessed.
Oh! Your life insurance forms
came for you to sign.
Oh, my mirror!
Huh!
- I'll get another pen.
- No need. I'll sign it when I get back.
Well, you know best.
Honey, you know that global-warming
problem? I know how we can reverse it.
- Tell me.
- No, not now, lovey-bumpers.
There'll be plenty of time for that later.
And my investigation into JFK's assassination?
You found the evidence you wanted?
Yes. It's right here in my pocket.
It's big, honey.
It goes all the way to the White House.
- Do you want me to hold it for you?
- Nah. It'll be safe right here.
I'm in a jet. What could go wrong?
Oh, Dead Meat. We just couldn't be
any more perfectly happy.
Where the hell is Topper?
Thanks for joinin' the party!
Hey, Topper!
You seen any of my lucky gum?
No.
Freedom Squadron, start your engines.
God, that's loud. My ear canals
are very sensitive. Stainless steel.
Took a bullet in Corregidor.
Passed straight through. Look at this.
Huh?
We have these to hold down the sound, sir.
Oh, good. Thanks.
Let's hope they do the trick.
Give me the mike, boy.
For the love of God, man, be careful!
Ever since Normandy, this is CorningWare.
Those of you who excel
during these aerial combat exercises
will go on to make up
the greatest fighting unit ever assembled.
- Topper, keep that nose up!
- He's never done that before.
Red team leader, break off.
Prepare to engage.
Roger that.
- Blue leader, prepare for action.
- Roger that.

Clip duration: 165 seconds
Views: 7
Movie: Hot Shots!
Year: 1991
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A parody of Top Gun (1986) in which a talented but unstable fighter pilot must overcome the ghosts of his father and save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers.


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