Oh, Dead Meat. We just couldn't be any more perfectly happy.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:

[Dead Meat and Mary kiss hello]
Mary, have you come to watch me fly? Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
There was a meltdown at the plant, so they gave me the afternoon off. Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Aw, terrific! [a black cat crosses their path] Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Oh, good news: we just closed escrow on our little dream house. Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Wonderful! When do we move in? Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Tuesday. I've got the kids stripping asbestos off the pipes right now. Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Aw, that's great. [Dead Meat walks under a ladder] Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Things just couldn't be better for us! I'm so blessed. Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Oh, your life insurance forms came for you to sign. [Mary opens her purse, and a mirror falls out and breaks] Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
My mirror! Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
[Deadmeat shakes pen because it won't write]
Huh. Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
I'll get another pen. Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
No need. I'll sign it when I get back. Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Well you know best. Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Honey, you know that global warming problem? Well I've discovered how we can reverse it. Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Tell me! Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
No, not now, Lovey Bumpers. There'll be plenty of time for that later. And my investigation into the assassination of JFK... Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
You found the evidence you were looking for? Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Yes, I have proof. It's right here in my pocket. [Dead Meat climbs into the cockpit] Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
It's big, honey. Really big. It goes all the way to the White House. Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Do you want me to hold it for you? Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
No, it'll be safe right here. I'm in a jet. What could go wrong? Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Oh, Dead Meat. we just couldn't be any more perfectly happy. [Dead Meat and Mary blow kisses at each other, catch the air kisses, and put them in their pockets]