Lt. Commander Block: How are ya, sir? Admiral Benson: Hawaii? Goddamn it, Bill! I'm supposed to be in California. Lt. Commander Block: No, sir, this is California. Admiral Benson: Well, gotta run.
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Lt. Commander Block:
How are ya, sir?
Admiral Benson:
Hawaii? Goddamn it, Bill! I'm supposed to be in California.
Lt. Commander Block:
No, sir, this is California.
Admiral Benson:
Well, gotta run. Good luck.
Lt. Commander Block:
But, sir, this is your command.
Admiral Benson:
Oh, good. First before we get to the base, I need to use the men's room. I have a sensative bladder. Got part of it blown off at Guaducanal in 1942.

Transcript:
- It's been too long.
- And so it has. Yes, yes.
- How are ya, sir?
- Hawaii?
- Goddamn it, Bill, I should be in California.
- No, sir, this is California.
- Well, gotta run. Good luck.
- But, sir, this is your command.
Sleepy Weasel has been planned for
ten months. The president hand-picked you.
Damn right he did.
No stoppin' us now, huh, Ted?
- I'll show you your offices and brief you.
- You're a fine soldier, Scott. Lead the way.
Oh, good God. I gotta pee.
I had part of my bladder
blown off at Guadalcanal.
Watch your step.
There's a lot of obstructions here.
- I had a little dreidel!
- I made it out of clay!
- And when it's dry and ready...
- My dreidel I will play!
- Here's the story...
- Of a lovely lady!
- Who was bringing up...
- Three very lovely girls!

Clip duration: 49 seconds
Views: 45
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A parody of Top Gun (1986) in which a talented but unstable fighter pilot must overcome the ghosts of his father and save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers.


Actors

Lt. Commander Block - Kevin Dunn
Admiral Benson - Lloyd Bridges