How are ya, sir? Hawaii? Goddamn it, Bill! I'm supposed to be in California. No, sir, this...
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Lt. Commander Block:
How are ya, sir?
Admiral Benson:
Hawaii? Goddamn it, Bill! I'm supposed to be in California.
Lt. Commander Block:
No, sir, this is California.
Admiral Benson:
Well, gotta run. Good luck.
Lt. Commander Block:
But, sir, this is your command.
Admiral Benson:
Oh, good. First before we get to the base, I need to use the men's room. I have a sensative bladder. Got part of it blown off at Guaducanal in 1942.
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.043
How are ya sir Hawaii
00:00:03.169 --> 00:00:07.464
Goddamn it Bill I should be in California No sir this is California
00:00:07.548 --> 00:00:11.551
Well gotta run Good luck But sir this is your command
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Sleepy Weasel has been planned for ten months The president hand picked you
00:00:16.474 --> 00:00:19.001
Damn right he did No stoppin' us now huh Ted
00:00:19.185 --> 00:00:24.773
I'll show you your offices and brief you You're a fine soldier Scott Lead the way
00:00:24.899 --> 00:00:26.942
Oh good God I gotta pee
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I had part of my bladder blown off at Guadalcanal
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 761
Timestamp in movie: 00h 10m 41s
Uploaded: 25 November, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A parody of Top Gun (1986) in which a talented but unstable fighter pilot must overcome the ghosts of his father and save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers.
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Anon
Wow I've been looking for this for along time
This happened to my son when he was 5 , said that to my visiting uncle in 2000 ,I have it recorded
Thank you
2 months ago
Actors
00:04 I love a good funeral
00:16 The chafing dish is not yours
00:47 We've waited a long time to hear this
00:05 What could go wrong
00:08 Uh we're landing
00:05 Your ego's writing checks your body can't cash
00:10 Something's changed
00:26 Be careful out there
00:16 Now I am called Tu ka Chinchilla
00:24 There was a meltdown at the plant
00:13 Alpha Velveeta Knuckle Underwear
00:12 Your nostrils are flaring
00:13 When I saw you dig your heels into his sides
00:11 What does that mean
00:08 Drinks are on me
00:07 Interesting perfume It's Vicks I have a cold
00:05 Nurse check his penis isn't longer than mine
00:04 Wendy I can fly
00:35 Come to think of it
00:14 My cap blew off