Admiral Benson: Thompson wasn't that good a pilot, anyway. He only had a small family. The kids are a pain in the ass. The wife's on the sauce. Hell, poor bastard's better off dead. What size shoes do
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Admiral Benson:
Thompson wasn't that good a pilot, anyway. He only had a small family. The kids are a pain in the ass. The wife's on the sauce. Hell, poor bastard's better off dead. What size shoes do you wear?
Lt. Commander Block:
A nine, sir.
Admiral Benson:
Good. It's settled then. We'll send Harley to the front.

Transcript:
I like your thinking, Colonel.
Besides, Thompson wasn't that good a pilot.
He only had a small family. The kids are
a pain in the ass. The wife's on the sauce.
Poor bastard's better off dead.
What size shoes do you wear?
- A nine, sir.
- Good.
It's settled. We'll send Harley to the front.
By the way. Thank you for having us
over to dinner the other night.
Cheryl and I loved the stroganoff.
- Sir, we didn't have dinner the other night.
- Really?
Well, where the hell was I?
And who's this Cheryl?
Ah, doesn't matter.
Run along, Sid.
Cheryl?
Kent?

Clip duration: 52 seconds
Views: 43
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A parody of Top Gun (1986) in which a talented but unstable fighter pilot must overcome the ghosts of his father and save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers.


Actors

Admiral Benson - Lloyd Bridges
Lt. Commander Block - Kevin Dunn