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President Thomas 'Tug' Benson:
Here's the target area. Gerou:
That's Minnesota, sir. President Thomas 'Tug' Benson:
Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it. Gerou:
Sir, the enemy is over there. President Thomas 'Tug' Benson:
Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?
Here's the target area. Gerou:
That's Minnesota, sir. President Thomas 'Tug' Benson:
Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it. Gerou:
Sir, the enemy is over there. President Thomas 'Tug' Benson:
Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?
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Here's the target area That's Minnesota sir
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Damn it man that's the genius of my plan
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Why go over there to fight We can do it right here at home
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Sir the enemy is over there Then we'll fly them over here
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Their families too We'll teach them to skate
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Do I have to think of everything But the hostages
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Movie Summary
"Rambo" parody in which Topper Harley leads a rescue team into Iraq to save Iraqi war prisoners and all of their previous rescue teams.

