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"Hot Tub Time Machine" quotes

Hot Tub Time Machine poster
A malfunctioning time machine at a ski resort takes a man back to 1986 with his two friends and nephew, where they must relive a fateful night and not change anything to make sure the nephew is born.

Director: Steve Pink
Writer: Josh Heald, Sean Anders, John Morris
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, sci-fi
Year: 2010
MetaScore: 63/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $50,287,556
Released: 26 Mar 2010
Awards: 5 nominations

82 Clips

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Do you have Ritalin No - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:09 Do you have Ritalin No Hey you - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:13 Hey you Here's a question - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:16 Here's a question I'm caught right in the middle of a thing right now - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:16 I'm caught right in the middle of a thing right now You're the patron saint of the totally fucked - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:12 You're the patron saint of the totally fucked For your information I've had a lot of girlfriends - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:12 For your information I've had a lot of girlfriends Excuse me miss what color is Michael Jackson - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:06 Excuse me miss what color is Michael Jackson I can't believe I'm fucking Adam's sister - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:28 I can't believe I'm fucking Adam's sister Are you crying - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:12 Are you crying What the fuck is he doing here - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:14 What the fuck is he doing here I think I came I think I can't even tell you what it was like - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:23 I think I came I think I can't even tell you what it... I knew there was a reason I fucking hated you - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:11 I knew there was a reason I fucking hated you Lou Why would he do this - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:51 Lou Why would he do this Wow good for you - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:19 Wow good for you One little change has a ripple effect - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:24 One little change has a ripple effect If that guy doesn't lose his arm soon - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:06 If that guy doesn't lose his arm soon Do I really got to be the asshole that says - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:13 Do I really got to be the asshole that says Do I know you - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:26 Do I know you Get out of my way stool - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:08 Get out of my way stool Great white buffalo - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:08 Great white buffalo If I wanted to kill myself I'd fucking kill myself - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:12 If I wanted to kill myself I'd fucking kill myself The taxidermist is stuffing my mother - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:05 The taxidermist is stuffing my mother Hey look it's the douche bag from Karate Kid III - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:06 Hey look it's the douche bag from Karate Kid III It's the fucking '80s guys - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:16 It's the fucking '80s guys Lay down We got a stupid baby to make right now - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:12 Lay down We got a stupid baby to make right now Yeah just like Cincinnati - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:27 Yeah just like Cincinnati By all counts we should be pretty fucked up right now but I - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:15 By all counts we should be pretty fucked up right now but I The carving you made 20 years ago - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:22 The carving you made 20 years ago I don't remember her being that fucking beautiful - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:09 I don't remember her being that fucking beautiful Whatever - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:12 Whatever God I can't stop thinking about last night - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:21 God I can't stop thinking about last night The butterfly effect can suck my nuts - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:05 The butterfly effect can suck my nuts Every young man's fantasy is to have a three way - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:07 Every young man's fantasy is to have a three way Maybe the universe will bring us together again - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:12 Maybe the universe will bring us together again It's like that friend who's the asshole - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:05 It's like that friend who's the asshole It's called male bonding okay - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:09 It's called male bonding okay Do I really got to be the asshole that says - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:09 Do I really got to be the asshole that says Don't fucking lie to me Every one of you people have Ritalin - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:08 Don't fucking lie to me Every one of you people have... I have some Ativan but it's different - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:13 I have some Ativan but it's different Do you remember when I was 12 and he tried to bite me - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:08 Do you remember when I was 12 and he tried to bite me Oh my God Relax - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:08 Oh my God Relax I'm sorry Courtney - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:27 I'm sorry Courtney And you guys are paying for the whole thing - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:51 And you guys are paying for the whole thing How am I supposed to get a job - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:06 How am I supposed to get a job Let's go to the bar plan our empire - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:37 Let's go to the bar plan our empire Hi folks I'm Dr Jeff Lou's resting - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:29 Hi folks I'm Dr Jeff Lou's resting You don't think it's a little weird - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:06 You don't think it's a little weird This is the black diamond Shit - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:13 This is the black diamond Shit I feel 19 again - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:04 I feel 19 again Eddie Lives This shirt got me so much fucking pussy - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:08 Eddie Lives This shirt got me so much fucking pussy Wait How is this happening - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:20 Wait How is this happening I knew this trip was a bad idea - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:12 I knew this trip was a bad idea Guys This is scientifically possible - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:30 Guys This is scientifically possible I thought maybe I could pull the part from one of the other tubs - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:24 I thought maybe I could pull the part from one of the other... You know what's going on here don't you old man - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:10 You know what's going on here don't you old man One two three - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:15 One two three I didn't fuck that girl Okay - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:13 I didn't fuck that girl Okay And everybody knows what a big deal you're gonna be some day - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:13 And everybody knows what a big deal you're gonna be... Adam okay It's not you it's me - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:17 Adam okay It's not you it's me I don't like you taking liberties with my dick - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:06 I don't like you taking liberties with my dick You got to embrace the chaos You have to - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:09 You got to embrace the chaos You have to What's the matter dude Come on - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:21 What's the matter dude Come on I'm not really making any plans - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:13 I'm not really making any plans Come on Come on come on - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:30 Come on Come on come on Nobody fucks my mother in the past - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:06 Nobody fucks my mother in the past Aren't you coming to my room with me - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:14 Aren't you coming to my room with me Don't fuck around Lou Let's go - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:15 Don't fuck around Lou Let's go All right well if you're gonna stay I'm gonna stay - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:15 All right well if you're gonna stay I'm gonna stay This better be the last time my ass travels through time - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:06 This better be the last time my ass travels through time To past present and future - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:05 To past present and future You know that I've seen - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:37 You know that I've seen Maybe the universe will bring us together again - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:13 Maybe the universe will bring us together again All I'm saying is whatever your poison I wouldn't tub without it - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:16 All I'm saying is whatever your poison I wouldn't... That guy that guy has pummeled you again and again - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:19 That guy that guy has pummeled you again and again That No I - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:17 That No I Why don't you get out of the house this weekend huh - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:19 Why don't you get out of the house this weekend huh Motherfuck - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:07 Motherfuck Get him a body bag Blaine - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:05 Get him a body bag Blaine Ko di ak - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:08 Ko di ak It's not you It's me - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:04 It's not you It's me She broke up with you - Hot Tub Time Machine 00:15 She broke up with you

Cast

Adam - John Cusack
Jacob - Clark Duke
Nick - Craig Robinson
Lou - Rob Corddry
Blaine - Sebastian Stan
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