Lou, why would he do this? Why? I mean make a list. He's an alcoholic, he's divorced, his...
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Nick:
Lou, why would he do this?
Adam:
Why? I mean make a list. He's an alcoholic, he's divorced, his wife ran off with that Jamaican guy.
Nick:
He's failed at every jived ass money hustle he's ever tried.
Adam:
He has a mountain of debt.
Nick:
He hates his mother.
Adam:
Hates himself, hates everybody.
Nick:
He has erectile dysfunction.
Adam:
He's got halitosis.
Nick:
He's got that right ball! One less ball, shriveled up
Adam:
Oh yeah!
Nick:
...like a... spoiled grape.
Adam:
I don't know. It's just like an accumulation of punishment.
Lou:
[Throws a pillow]
FUCK YOU GUYS!
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WHISPERING Lou Why would he do this
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Why I mean make a list
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He's an alcoholic he's divorced
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Wife ran off with that Jamaican guy
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He's failed at every jive ass money hustle he's ever tried
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ADAM He's in a mountain of debt
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NICK He hates his mother
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He hates himself He hates everybody
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He has erectile dysfunction
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He's got halitosis
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He's got that runt ball
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Huh
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He said one of his balls was shriveled up
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Oh yeah
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like a spoiled grape
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Wasn't it that quarterback on the Bears
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who had his ball crushed on the field Right
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Yeah Yeah
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Right right '82 Yeah yeah
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He came back from that though
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Strong as ever
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Fuck yeah
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But I don't know about Lou
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It's just like No
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SIGHS It's just like an accumulation of punishment
Clip duration: 51 seconds
Views: 174
Timestamp in movie: 00h 07m 26s
Uploaded: 26 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, sci-fi
Summary: A malfunctioning time machine at a ski resort takes a man back to 1986 with his two friends and nephew, where they must relive a fateful night and not change anything to make sure the nephew is born.
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00:19 Wow good for you
00:24 One little change has a ripple effect
00:06 If that guy doesn't lose his arm soon
00:13 Do I really got to be the asshole that says
00:08 Get out of my way stool
00:26 Do I know you
00:12 Lay down We got a stupid baby to make right now
00:27 Yeah just like Cincinnati
00:08 Great white buffalo
00:06 Hey look it's the douche bag from Karate Kid III
00:16 It's the fucking '80s guys
00:05 The taxidermist is stuffing my mother
00:07 Every young man's fantasy is to have a three way
00:12 If I wanted to kill myself I'd fucking kill myself
00:12 Maybe the universe will bring us together again
00:05 It's like that friend who's the asshole
00:15 By all counts we should be pretty fucked up right now but I
00:22 The carving you made 20 years ago
00:09 I don't remember her being that fucking beautiful
00:12 Whatever