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I'm gonna be a grandpa!

Hotel Transylvania 2

I'm gonna be a grandpa! And I'm gonna be a dad! 'Cause you're Daddy's girl, or boy Daddy's...

Hotel Transylvania 2 • 2015

I'm gonna be a grandpa! And I'm gonna be a dad! 'Cause you're Daddy's girl, or boy Daddy's girl, or boy I'm hungry again, honey. Can you get mesome ice cream with anchovies? No, no, no.You mustn't give in to your cravings. It's not good for the baby. You need to increase your spider intake,so he'll be able to climb ceilings properly. And eat lots of sheep bile. I love you, Dad, but we don't even knowif the kid's gonna be a vampire. I'd be thrilled if the baby's human-y,just like Johnny. "Human-y." With thousands of yearsof Dracula genes. Not gonna happen. As long as the baby's healthy. -Of course. A healthy little vampire.-Or human. Yes, a human who can fly as a bat. Here. Just have some monster ball soup. It's your mommy's recipe

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I'm gonna be a grandpa

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And I'm gonna be a dad

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'Cause you're Daddy's girl or boy

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Daddy's girl or boy

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I'm hungry again honey

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Can you get me some ice cream with anchovies

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No no no You mustn't give in to your cravings

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It's not good for the baby

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You need to increase your spider intake so he'll be able to climb ceilings properly

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And eat lots of sheep bile

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I love you Dad but we don't even know if the kid's gonna be a vampire

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I'd be thrilled if the baby's human y just like Johnny

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Human y With thousands of years of Dracula genes

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Not gonna happen

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As long as the baby's healthy

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Of course A healthy little vampire Or human

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Yes a human who can fly as a bat

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Here Just have some monster ball soup

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It's your mommy's recipe

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سأصبح جد ا

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وأنا سأصبح أبا

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لأنك محبوبة أو محبوب والدك

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محبوبة أو محبوب والدك

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أشعر مجددا بالجوع عزيزي

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هلا جلبت لي البوظة مع الأنشوفة

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لا يجب ألا تستسلمي لرغباتك هذا ليس جيدا للطفل

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يجب أن تأكلي العناكب ليتمكن من تسل ق السقف

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والكثير من عصارة مرارة الخراف

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أحبك أبي لكن لا نعرف أن الطفل سيكون مصاص دماء

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سيسر ني أن يكون بشريا مثل جوني

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بشري مع جينات دراكولا من آلاف السنين

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لن يحصل ذلك

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طالما أنه يتمتع بصحة جيدة

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طبعا مصاص دماء صغير بصحة جيدة أو بشري

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نعم بشري يطير كالخفافيش

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ها أنت تناولي حساء كريات الوحوش

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إنها وصفة والدتك

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Ще ставам дядо

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А аз ще ставам татко

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Защото ти си моето момиченце или момченце

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Моето момиченце или момченце

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Пак съм гладна скъпи

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Ще ми донесеш ли сладолед с аншоа

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Не не не Не се лакоми

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Не е добре за бебето

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Трябва да ядеш повече паяци за да може да се катери добре

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КАКВО ДА ОЧАКВАТЕ когато сте бременна с ВАМПИР

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И много овча жлъчка

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Обичам те татко но дори не знаем дали ще е вампирче

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Много бих се радвала ако е човек като Джони

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Човек С вампирски гени от хиляда години

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Няма да стане

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Стига бебето да е здраво

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Разбира се Здраво вампирче Или човек

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Да човек който лети като прилеп

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Заповядай супа с чудовищни топки

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По рецепта на майка ти е

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我要当姥爷了

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而我要当爹了

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因为你是爸爸的女儿或男孩

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爸爸的女儿或男孩

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亲爱的我又饿了

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能给我拿点小银鱼冰淇淋吗

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不行不行不能想吃什么就吃什么

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对孩子不好

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你得多吃点蜘蛛他才能好好地爬上天花板

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生个吸血鬼孕期大全

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要吃很多羊胆汁

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我爱你爸爸可孩子是不是个吸血鬼我们都还不知道呢

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如果孩子像乔纳森一样是个人类我会非常开心的

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人类他身怀上千年的德古拉基因

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绝对不可能

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只要宝宝健康就行

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当然一个健康的小吸血鬼或人类

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没错一个会像蝙蝠一样飞的人类

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来吃点怪物丸子汤

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这是你妈妈的做法

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Já budu děda

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A já budu táta

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Protože jsi taťkova holčička nebo chlapeček

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Taťkova holčička nebo chlapeček

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Už mám zase hlad zlato

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Přineseš mi trochu zmrzliny s ančovičkama

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Ne ne ne Nesmíš podlehnout svým chutím

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Nesvědčí to dítěti

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Musíš zvýšit příjem pavouků aby uměl pořádně lézt po stropech

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CO ČEKAT když čekáte UPÍRA

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A musíš jíst spoustu ovčí žluči

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Mám tě ráda tati ale ani nevíme jestli to bude upír

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Budu šťastná když to bude člověk jako Johnny

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Člověk S tisíciletými drákulovskými geny

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To se nestane

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Hlavně když bude zdravé

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Jistě Zdravý upírek Nebo člověk

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Ano člověk který bude létat jako netopýr

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Tumáš Dej si trochu polévky se šklebovými knedlíčky

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Je podle receptu tvé matky

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Jeg skal være bedstefar

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Og jeg skal være far

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For du er fars pige eller dreng

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Fars pige eller dreng

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Jeg er sulten igen skat

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Gider du hente is med ansjoser

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Nej du må ikke give efter for din trang

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Det er ikke godt for babyen

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Spis flere edderkopper så han bliver god til at kravle på loftet

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HVAD DU KAN VENTE når du venter dig en VAMPYR

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Og spis masser af fåregalde

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Jeg elsker dig far men vi ved ikke engang om det bliver en vampyr

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Jeg ville være glad hvis babyen blev menneske ligesom Johnny

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Menneske Med tusinder af år af Dracula gener

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Det sker ikke

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Så længe babyen er sund og rask

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Selvfølgelig En rask lille vampyr Eller menneske

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Ja et menneske der kan flyve som en flagermus

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Her Spis noget suppe med monsterboller

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Det er din mors opskrift

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Ik word opa

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En ik word papa

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want jij bent papa's meisje of jongen

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papa's meisje of jongen

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Ik heb alweer honger schat Kun je wat ansjovis ijs halen

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Geef niet toe aan je eetbuien Dat is niet goed voor de baby

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Eet meer spinnen zodat hij over het plafond kan lopen

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En eet veel schapengal

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Maar wordt dit kind wel een vampier

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Mensachtig zoals Johnny is ook goed

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Na duizenden jaren Dracula genen Dat gaat niet gebeuren

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Als de baby maar gezond is Natuurlijk Een gezond vampiertje

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Of mens Ja die kan vliegen als een vleermuis

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Hier wat monsterballensoep Het recept van je moeder

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Minusta tulee isoisä

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Ja minusta tulee isä

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Koska olet isin tyttö tai poika

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Isin tyttö tai poika

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Kulta minulla on taas nälkä

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Toisitko minulle jäätelöä anjovisten kera

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Ei Et saa antaa periksi mielihaluille

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Se ei ole hyväksi vauvan kehitykselle

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Syö enemmän hämähäkkejä jotta lapsi osaa kiivetä katossa

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MITÄ ODOTTAA kun odotat VAMPYYRIVAUVAA

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Ja syö paljon lampaan sappea

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Pidän sinusta isä mutta emme edes tiedä tuleeko lapsesta vampyyri

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Olisi hienoa jos siitä tulisi ihmismäinen kuten Johnny

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Ihmismäinen Tuhansien vuosien Dracula geeniperimällä

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Niin ei käy

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Pääasia että lapsi on terve

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Aivan Terve pikku vampyyri Tai ihminen

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Aivan Ihminen joka lentää kuin lepakko

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Ota vähän hirviölihapullia

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Se on äitisi resepti

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Je vais être grand père

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Et je vais être papa

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Car tu es ma fille Ou mon garçon

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Ma fille ou mon garçon

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J'ai encore faim

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Tu m'apportes de la glace aux anchois

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Tu ne dois pas craquer C'est mauvais pour le bébé

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Mange plus d'araignées pour qu'il s'accroche aux plafonds

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Et du vomi de brebis

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Papa chéri on ignore si ce sera un vampire

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Je serais ravie qu'il soit humanesque comme Johnny

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Humanesque Avec les gènes millénaires des Dracula

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Impossible

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Tant qu'il est en bonne santé

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Oui un petit vampire en bonne santé

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Ou un humain

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Un humain qui vole comme une chauve souris

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Tiens de la soupe aux monstrouilles

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C'est la recette de ta maman

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Ich werde Opa sein

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Und ich werde ein Papa sein

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Du bist nämlich Papas Mädchen oder Junge

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Papas Mädchen oder Junge

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Ich habe schon wieder Hunger Schatz

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Holst du mir etwas Eiscreme mit Sardellen

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Nein nein Du darfst nicht deinen Gelüsten nachgeben

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Das ist nicht gut für das Baby

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Du musst den Spinnenverzehr erhöhen damit er deckengängig wird

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WAS LÄUFT WIE Im Bäuchlein schläft ein VAMPIR

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Und jede Menge Schafsgalle essen

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Ich liebe dich Papa aber wir wissen nicht mal ob es ein Vampir sein wird

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Ich würde mich sehr freuen wäre das Baby menschig wie Johnny

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Menschig Nach Jahrtausenden mit Dracula Genen

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Kommt nicht in Frage

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Das Baby muss nur gesund sein

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Natürlich Ein gesunder kleiner Vampir Oder Mensch

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Ja ein Mensch der wie eine Fledermaus fliegt

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Hier Nimm etwas Monsterkloßsuppe zu dir

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Nach dem Rezept deiner Mami

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Θα γίνω παππούς

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Κι εγώ θα γίνω μπαμπάς

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Είσαι του μπαμπά Το κοριτσάκι ή αγοράκι

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Του μπαμπά το κοριτσάκι ή αγοράκι

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Πεινάω πάλι αγάπη μου

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Θα μου φέρεις παγωτό με αντσούγιες

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Όχι όχι όχι

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Μην ικανοποιείς τις ορέξεις σου Δεν κάνει καλό στο μωρό

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ΤΙ ΝΑ ΠΕΡΙΜΕΝΕΙΣ ΟΤΑΝ ΕΙΣΑΙ ΕΓΚΥΟΣ ΜΕ ΒΑΜΠΙΡ

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Να αυξήσεις την κατανάλωση αραχνών για να ανεβαίνει σωστά στα ταβάνια

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Και να τρως πολλή χολή προβάτων

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Σ' αγαπώ μπαμπά αλλά δεν ξέρουμε αν το παιδί θα είναι βρικόλακας

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Θα ήθελα το παιδί να είναι άνθρωπος σαν τον Τζόνι

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Άνθρωπος Με χιλιάδων χρόνων γονίδια βρικόλακα

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Δεν γίνεται

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Αρκεί το μωρό να είναι υγιές

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Φυσικά Ένας υγιής μικρός βρικόλακας

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Ή άνθρωπος

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Ναι άνθρωπος που θα πετάει σαν νυχτερίδα

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Σου ετοίμασα σούπα με γιουστριγγλάκια

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Είναι η συνταγή της μαμάς σου

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אני אהיה סבא

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ואני אהיה אבא

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כי את הילדה של אבא או הילד שלו הילדה של אבא או הילד שלו

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אני רעבה שוב מותק אתה יכול ללכת להביא לי גלידת אנשובי

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לא לא לא אסור לך להיכנע לדחפים זה לא טוב לתינוק

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את צריכה להגדיל את צריכת העכבישים כדי שהוא יוכל לטפס על תקרות כראוי

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ואת צריכה לאכול מיצי מרה של כבשים

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אני אוהבת אותך אבא אבל אנחנו בכלל לא בטוחים שהילד יהיה ערפד

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אשמח אם התינוק יהיה אנושי בדיוק כמו ג'וני

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אנושי עם אלפי שנים של גנים של דרקולה זה לא יקרה

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העיקר שהתינוק יהיה בריא כמובן ערפד קטן ובריא

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או בן אדם כן בן אדם שיכול לעוף כמו עטלף

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הנה תאכלי מרק קניידלעך מפלצות זה המתכון של אימא שלך

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Nagyapa leszek

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Én meg apa leszek

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Mert te vagy apa kislánya vagy fia

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Apa kislánya vagy fia

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Megint megéheztem kedvesem

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Hozol nekem szardellás fagyit

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Nem nem nem Ne engedj a kísértésnek

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Nem tesz jót a babának

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Fokoznod kell a pókbevitelt hogy rendesen tudjon plafonra mászni

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MI VÁRHATÓ ha VÁMPÍRT vársz

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És egyél sok birkaepét

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Szeretlek apa de még azt se tudjuk hogy a kölyök vámpír lesz e

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Örülnék ha a baba ember lenne pont mint Johnny

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Ember Ezeréves Drakula génekkel

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Ilyesmi nem történhet

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A lényeg hogy egészséges legyen

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Persze Egészséges kis vámpír Vagy ember

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Igen ember aki denevérként szárnyal

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Tessék Egyél egy kis szörnygombóclevest

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Anyád receptje

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Ég verð afi

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Og ég verð pabbi

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Því þú ert stúlkan hans pabba eða strákur

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Stúlkan hans pabba eða strákur

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Ég er aftur orðin svöng elskan

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Geturðu náð í ís með ansjósum handa mér

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Nei nei nei Þú mátt ekki gefa eftir löngunum þínum

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Það er ekki gott fyrir barnið

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Þú þarft að auka köngulóaneyslu þína svo hann geti klifrað í loftinu

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VIÐ HVERJU SKAL BÚAST þegar þú átt von á VAMPÍRU

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Og éta helling af kindagalli

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Ég elska þig pabbi en við vitum ekki hvort barnið verður vampíra

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Ég yrði yfir mig ánægð ef barnið yrði mannlegt eins og Johnny

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Mannlegt Með þúsunda ára Drakúla gen

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Það gerist ekki

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Svo lengi sem barnið er heilbrigt

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Auðvitað Heilbrigð lítil vampíra Eða maður

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Já maður sem getur flogið eins og leðurblaka

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Hérna Fáðu þér skrímslabollusúpu

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Þetta er uppskrift mömmu þinnar

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Aku akan menjadi seorang kakek

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Dan aku akan menjadi seorang ayah

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Karena kau putri Ayah atau putra

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Putri Ayah atau putra

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Aku lapar lagi sayang

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Bisa ambilkan es krim dengan ikan teri

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Tidak tidak

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Jangan menuruti idammu Itu tidak sehat untuk bayi

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APA YANG HARUS DIHARAPKAN bila mengandung VAMPIR

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Kau harus lebih banyak makan laba laba agar dia bisa memanjat atap dengan baik

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Dan makan banyak empedu domba

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Aku sayang Ayah tapi kita belum tahu apakah anak ini vampir

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Aku akan senang jika bayi ini manusia seperti Johnny

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Manusia Dengan gen Drakula ribuan tahun

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Tidak akan terjadi

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Asalkan bayinya sehat

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Tentu Vampir kecil yang sehat

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Atau manusia

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Ya manusia yang bisa terbang sebagai kelelawar

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Ini Makanlah sup bakso monster

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Ini resep ibumu

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Diventerò nonno

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E io diventerò padre

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Perché sei la bimba o il bimbo di papà

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La bimba o il bimbo di papà

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Ho di nuovo fame tesoro

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Mi porteresti del gelato con le acciughe

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No no no Non devi cedere alle voglie

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Non giova al bambino

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Devi mangiare più ragni perché possa arrampicarsi sul soffitto

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COSA ASPETTARSI quando aspetti un VAMPIRO

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E anche tanta bile di pecora

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Papà io ti voglio bene ma non sappiamo se il piccolo sarà un vampiro

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A me piacerebbe che fosse umano proprio come Johnny

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Umano Con migliaia di anni di geni Dracula

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Non succederà

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L'importante è che sia sano

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Certo Un piccolo vampiro sanissimo O umano

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Sì Un umano che vola come un pipistrello

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Tieni Mangia un po' di zuppa mostruosa

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È la ricetta della tua mamma

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내가 할아버지가 된다

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전 아빠가 돼요

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넌 아빠의 예쁜 딸 이거나 아들

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아빠의 딸 이거나 아들

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나 또 배고파

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멸치 아이스크림 좀 갖다 줄래

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안돼 안돼

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지나친 식탐은 아기한테 안 좋아

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뱀파이어 출산 대백과

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거미를 많이 먹어야

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애가 벽을 잘 탄대

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양 쓸개즙도 많이 먹어

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난 아빨 사랑하지만 얘가 뱀파이어란 보장은 없어요

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아기가 조니처럼 인간이어도 괜찮아요

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수천 년 된 드라큘라 유전자가 있는데

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어떻게 인간이 돼

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애만 건강하면 다 상관없어요

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건강한 뱀파이어가 태어날 거야

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인간이든지요

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그래 박쥐처럼 날 수 있는 인간

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몬스터 경단 수프 좀 먹거라

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엄마 요리법으로 만든 거야

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Hore Saya akan jadi datuk

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Dan saya akan jadi ayah

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Sebab awak anak perempuan atau lelaki Ayah

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Anak perempuan atau lelaki Ayah

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Saya lapar lagi sayang

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Boleh awak ambilkan ais krim dgn ikan bilis

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Tidak tidak tidak Jangan ikutkan perasaan mengidam awak

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Tak baik utk bayi

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Mesti makan lebih banyak labah labah supaya dia boleh panjat dinding

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APA PERLU DIJANGKA jika awak mengandung bayi PUNTIANAK

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Dan makan banyak hempedu biri biri

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Saya sayang Ayah tapi kita tak tahu jika bayi ini akan jadi puntianak

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Saya gembira jika bayi ini manusia macam Johnny

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Manusia Dengan gen Dracula yg beribu tahun

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Tak mungkin

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Selagi bayi ini sihat

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Dah tentu Anak puntianak yg sihat Atau manusia

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Ya manusia yg boleh terbang sebagai kelawar

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Nah Makan sedikit sup bebola raksasa

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Resipi mak awak

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Jeg skal bli bestefar

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Og jeg skal bli pappa

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For du er pappas jente eller gutt

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Pappas jente eller gutt

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Jeg er sulten igjen

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Kan jeg få iskrem med ansjos

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Nei

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Matsug må du motstå Ikke bra for babyen

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VAMPYR I VENTE

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Spis mer edderkopp så han klatrer bra

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Og masse sauegalle

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Elsker deg pappa Men vi vet ikke om ungen blir vampyr

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Flott om den blir menneske som Johnny

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Menneske Med tusen års draculagener i seg

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Ingen sjanse

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Bare den er sunn og frisk

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Selvsagt En sunn liten vampyr

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Eller menneske

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Et menneske som kan fly som en flaggermus

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Ta litt monsterbollesuppe

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Det er mammas oppskrift

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Będę dziadkiem

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A ja tatą

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Bo jesteś córeczką tatusia albo synkiem

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Córeczką tatusia albo synkiem

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Znów jestem głodna

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Przyniesiesz mi lody z sardelą

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Nie możesz poddać się zachciankom

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To złe dla dziecka

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Musisz jeść więcej pająków żeby śmigało po suficie

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W OCZEKIWANIU NA WAMPIRA

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I więcej żółci owczej

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Kocham cię tato ale nie wiemy czy dziecko będzie wampirem

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Ucieszę się jeśli będzie człowiekiem jak Johnny

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Człowiekiem Z genami mającymi tysiące lat

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Nie ma mowy

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Najważniejsze by było zdrowe

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Oczywiście Mały zdrowy wampirek Lub człowiek

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Tak człowiek który lata jak nietoperz

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Zjedz trochę zupy potworowej

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To przepis twojej mamy

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Eu vou ser vovô

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E eu vou ser papai

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Você é a garota do papai ou garoto

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a garota do papai ou garoto

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Tô com fome de novo amor

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Me traz sorvete com anchovas

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Nada disso

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Não ceda aos desejos Não é bom pro bebê

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ESPERANDO UM VAMPIRO

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Coma mais aranhas pra ele escalar bem os tetos

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E muita bílis de carneiro

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Te amo pai mas nem sabemos se o bebê será vampiro

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Eu adoraria se fosse humano como o Johnny

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Humano Com milhares de anos de genes Drácula

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Não vai rolar

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Basta que ele tenha saúde

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Claro Um vampirinho saudável

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Ou humano

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Sim um humano que voe como um morcego

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Tome sua sopa de almônstregas

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É a receita da sua mãe

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Я стану дедушкой

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А я стану папой

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Ты папин любимый сын или дочка

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Папин любимый сын или дочка

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Я снова проголодалась милый

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Принеси мне мороженого с селедкой

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Нет нет нет Нельзя потакать этим капризам

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Это вредно для малыша

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Тебе надо есть побольше пауков чтобы он мог ходить по потолку

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ЧЕГО ОЖИДАТЬ когда ждешь вампиренка

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И еще надо есть побольше овечьей желчи

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Папа я тебя люблю но мы даже не знаем будет ли малыш вампиром

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Я буду рада если он будет человеком как Джонни

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Человеком При том что у тебя гены Дракулы с тысячелетней историей

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Этого не будет

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Главное чтобы он был здоров

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Конечно Маленький здоровый вампир Или человек

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Да человек который может летать как летучая мышь

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Вот Поешь супа с монстроклецками

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По рецепту твоей мамы

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Budem starý otec

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A ja budem otec

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Lebo si ockove dievčatko alebo chlapček

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Ockove dievčatko alebo chlapček

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Zlatko som zase hladná

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Priniesol by si mi zmrzlinu s ančovičkami

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Nie nie nie Musíš týmto chúťkam odolávať

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Neprospieva to dieťatku

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Musíš jesť viac pavúkov aby dobre liezlo po stenách

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S ČÍM POČÍTAŤ keď čakáte UPÍRA

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A tiež veľa ovčej žlče

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Ľúbim ťa oci ale zatiaľ nevieme či to bude upír

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Budem sa tešiť ak to bude človek ako Johnny

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Človek S tisícročnou líniou Draculových génov

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To určite

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Hlavne nech je dieťatko zdravé

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Samozrejme Zdravý upírik Alebo človek

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Áno človek ktorý dokáže lietať ako netopier

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Daj si radšej polievku so strašidelnými knedličkami

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Je to recept tvojej maminy

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Dedek bom

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In jaz bom očka

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Punčka očkova Ali fantek

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Punčka očkova Ali fantek

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Spet sem lačna ljubček Mi prineseš sladoled z vampi

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Ne ne Ne smeš podleči skušnjavi Ni dobro za otroka

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Več pajkov jejte da bo otrok bolje plezal po stropu

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Pa veliko ovčjega žolča

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Ne vemo ali bo otrok vampir

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Super bi bilo če bi bil človek kot Tonči

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Človek Z več tisoč let starimi Drakulovimi geni

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Nemogoče Pomembno je da je zdrav

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Seveda Zdrav mali vampirček

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Ali človek Ja človek ki leti kot netopir

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Juha s pošastnimi cmočki Po maminem receptu

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Voy a ser abuelo

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Y yo voy a ser papá

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Porque tú eres la niña de papá o el niño

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La niña de papá o el niño

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Tengo hambre otra vez

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Me traes helado con anchoas

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No no no

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No debes sucumbir a tus antojos No es bueno para el bebé

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Deberías comer más arañas para que trepe bien

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Y mucha bilis de oveja

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Te quiero pero no sabemos si el niño va a ser vampiro

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Me encantaría que fuera humanoide como Johnny

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Humanoide Con miles de años de genes de Drácula

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No va a suceder

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Mientras el bebé esté sano

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Claro Un vampirito sano

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O un humano

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Sí un humano que vuele como murciélago

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Toma Cómete sopa de bolas de monstruo

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Es la receta de tu mamá

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Jag ska bli morfar

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Och jag ska bli pappa

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För du är pappas tös eller pojk Pappas tös eller pojk

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Jag är hungrig igen Hämtar du glass med ansjovis

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Nej ge inte efter för suget Det är inte bra för barnet

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Du ska äta mycket spindlar så han lär sig klättra och fårgalla

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Jag älskar dig pappa men vi vet inte ens om det blir en vampyr

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Jag skulle bli jätteglad över en människa som Johnny

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Med tusen års Draculagener i blodet Knappast

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Bara barnet är friskt Ja en frisk liten vampyr

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Eller människa Som kan bli fladdermus och flyga

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Ta lite soppa med monsterklimp Det är mammas recept

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ข าจะได อ มหลานแล วเว ย

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จะได เป นพ อคนแล วเว ย

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เจ าล กสาวของป า หร อชาย

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ล กสาวของป า หร อชาย

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เค าห วอ กแล วต วเอง

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ไปต กไอศกร มใส ปลาเค มให ท ส

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ไม ได ไม ได

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ก นตามใจปากไม ได ไม ด ก บเด กในท อง

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ค ม อค ณแม แวมไพร

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ก นแมงม มเยอะๆ ล กจะไต เพดานได คล อง

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ก นอ วกแกะ เท าย งหน บ

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ร กป านะ แต ย งไม ร ว าล กหน จะเป นแวมไพร ม ย

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แต คงเจ งถ าออกมาค นคนแบบจอห นน

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ค นคน ย นสายพ นธ แดร กค ล าอาย เป นพ นป

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ไม ม ทางเป นคน

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ขอแค แข งแรงครบสามส บสอง

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อย แล ว แข งแรงสมเป นแวมไพร

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หร อมน ษย

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ได เป นมน ษย ท บ นได เหม อนค างคาว

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น จ ะ ซดแกงจ ดล กช นป ศาจซะหน อย

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ส ตรของแม ล กเลยนะ

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Dede olacağım

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Ben de baba olacağım

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Çünkü sen babanın kızısın ya da oğlusun

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Babanın kızısın ya da oğlusun

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Yine acıktım tatlım

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Hamsili dondurma getirir misin

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Hayır hayır Aşermelerine yenilmemelisin

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Bebek için iyi değil

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Daha çok örümcek yemelisin ki tavana düzgün tırmanabilsin

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VAMPİR beklerken NE BEKLENİR

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Bol bol da koyun safrası yemelisin

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Seni seviyorum baba ama çocuğun vampir olacağından bile emin değiliz

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Bebek Johnny gibi insansal olursa çok sevinirim

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İnsansal Binlerce yıllık Drakula genleriyle

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Mümkün değil

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Yeter ki sağlıklı olsun

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Tabii Sağlıklı küçük bir vampir Ya da insan

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Evet yarasa gibi uçabilen bir insan

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Al Biraz canavar lapalı çorba iç

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Annenin tarifinden

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Я стану дідусем

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А я стану татом

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Бо ти татова дівчинка чи хлопчик

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Татова дівчинка чи хлопчик

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Я знову голодна котику

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Принесеш мені морозива з оселедцем

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Ні ні ні Не піддавайся харчовим забаганкам

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Це шкідливо для маляти

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Треба споживати більше павуків щоб дитина як слід лазила по стелях

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ЧОГО ЧЕКАТИ коли чекаєш ВАМПІРА

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І їсти якомога більше овечої жовчі

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Тату я тебе люблю але не факт що дитина буде вампіром

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Я була б рада якби малюк виявився людиною як Джонні

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Людиною З тисячолітніми генами Дракули

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Цього не буде

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Головне щоб малюк був здоровий

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Звичайно Здоровий вампірчик Або людина

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Так людина яка вміє літати як кажан

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Ось Скуштуй супчику з монстро фрикадельками

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За рецептом твоєї мами

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Mình được lên chức ông rồi

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Và con sẽ được làm bố

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Vì con là con gái hoặc con trai yêu của bố

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Con gái hoặc con trai yêu của bố

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Em lại đói rồi anh yêu

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Anh lấy cho em kem với cá cơm được không

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Không không không được

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Con không được nhượng bộ cơn thèm ăn Không tốt cho đứa bé đâu

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TÂM SỰ BÀ BẦU KHI MANG BẦU MA CÀ RỒNG

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Con phải ăn thêm nhện vào để nó biết cách leo trần nhà cho chuẩn

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Và ăn nhiều mật cừu nữa

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Con yêu bố nhưng bọn con không chắc đứa bé sẽ là ma cà rồng đâu

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Con sẽ rất vui nếu bé giống người như Johnny vậy

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Giống n g ư ờ i Với gen di truyền hàng nghìn năm của Dracula

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Đừng mơ nhé

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Miễn bé khỏe mạnh là được

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Tất nhiên rồi Một nhóc ma cà rồng khỏe mạnh

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Hoặc người

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Đúng một con người biết bay như dơi

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Đây Con ăn một ít súp bóng quái vật đi

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Công thức của mẹ con đấy

Available in 30 languages

Duration

60 seconds

Views

120

Timestamp in Movie

00:07:57

Uploaded

Feb 22, 2026

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

Columbia Pictures,Sony Pictures Animation,MRC,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Dracula and his friends try to bring out the monster in his half human, half vampire grandson in order to keep Mavis from leaving the hotel.