"Hotel Transylvania" quotes
Welcome to Hotel Transylvania, Dracula's lavish five-stake resort, where monsters and their families can live it up and no humans are allowed. One special weekend, Dracula has invited all his best friends to celebrate his beloved daughter Mavis's 118th birthday. For Dracula catering to all of these legendary monsters is no problem but the party really starts when one ordinary guy stumbles into the hotel and changes everything!
Director: Genndy Tartakovsky
Writer: Peter Baynham, Robert Smigel, Todd Durham
Production: N/A
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 47/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $148,313,048
Released: 28 Sep 2012
Awards: 2 wins & 15 nominations
107 Clips
00:10 You're kidding me.
00:06 Yes, what do you want, a cookie?
00:29 -Vampire.
-Bite toes!
00:09 This is awesome!
00:07 Please. l've never hurt anyone.
00:28 Peek-a-boo!
00:14 Nothing?
00:08 Nice, but maybe a little more square footage.
00:23 Lt worked.
00:10 Honey, l just didn't know where you were.
00:11 Holy rabies, you're on fire.
00:25 Hey, kids, reel it in.
00:07 Hello?
00:29 G-61 .
00:29 Excuse me, sir.
00:10 Drac, l can't believe how calm
you are about her leavin...
00:21 But, of course, be smart.
00:05 Yeah, perfecto.
00:10 -Where'd you go, grandpa?
-Don't freak out, gravit...
00:31 Well, tough.
'Cause l don't want to be with you.
00:26 This is the most incredible thing
l've ever seen.
00:26 They like us?
00:07 -Terrific party.
-You really outdid yourself, Drac.
00:07 Quasi wins again!
00:29 Prepare to cry, Billy Backpack.
00:05 Pardon me. Sorry, excuse me.
00:13 Okay, foIks, we're going to make
a quick turnaround to ...
00:08 Mavis?
00:05 Martha, what have l done?
00:29 Lt's all for you, buddy.
00:15 Ls it true? Are you a human?
00:09 L got you, buddy.
00:12 L didn't order a wake-up call.
00:23 L can't believe you stuck around, man.
You don't g...
00:20 Kids, why'd you do that?
00:25 Johnny's not a human.
He's my right arm's cou...
00:08 High five! Don't leave me hanging.
00:13 Hey, thanks for saving me back there.
That guy's crazy!...
00:24 Hey! Take it easy! Watch it!
00:25 Here he comes. Count Crock-ula.
00:27 He got into a car. A '86 Fiat.
00:10 Frank, if you hurt yourself...
00:07 Fire! Fire!
00:08 Enough! Enough! Stop!
00:31 Drac, this'll protect you.
00:24 Did you see that?
00:32 Dad, can you do me a favor?
00:06 Come on now, dude man!
00:27 Can't believe l'm leaving, man.
That could have be...
00:30 And it was no mystery who killed her.
00:16 A human! A human!
00:07 24 up!
00:03 I didn't do that
00:08 Bingo Bingo
00:05 Here comes the party
00:05 That was trippy
00:03 Geronimo
00:06 I really liked Johnny cousin or no He told fun stories
00:07 I'm trying to scare you
00:04 It's amazing
00:05 She was killed by your kind
00:04 Um who is that Who is what
00:04 Evil villain you will never win
00:04 You sure It'll be fun Okay
00:06 It's okay We all get stomach aches Mr Bigfoot
00:04 Housekeeping
00:03 Oh man
00:04 Good morning Mavey Wavey
00:05 Holy rabies Holy rabies
00:06 DRACULA Hey You don't need a mannequin
00:03 Ha what what
00:05 I do not say Bleh bleh bleh
00:09 What Now there's no sheep in the road Let's go
00:08 Your Zing will come my love
00:06 Hey kids reel it in
00:04 I was not the cause of that
00:09 But of course be smart
00:05 No one will ever harm her here
00:04 This is all your fault
Cast
Dracula - Adam Sandler
Jonathan - Andy Samberg
Mavis - Selena Gomez
Frankenstein - Kevin James
Eunice - Fran Drescher