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"Hotel Transylvania" quotes

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Welcome to Hotel Transylvania, Dracula's lavish five-stake resort, where monsters and their families can live it up and no humans are allowed. One special weekend, Dracula has invited all his best friends to celebrate his beloved daughter Mavis's 118th birthday. For Dracula catering to all of these legendary monsters is no problem but the party really starts when one ordinary guy stumbles into the hotel and changes everything!

Director: Genndy Tartakovsky
Writer: Peter Baynham, Robert Smigel, Todd Durham
Production: N/A
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 47/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $148,313,048
Released: 28 Sep 2012
Awards: 2 wins & 15 nominations
You're kidding me. - Hotel Transylvania 00:10 You're kidding me. Yes, what do you want, a cookie? - Hotel Transylvania 00:06 Yes, what do you want, a cookie? -Vampire.
-Bite toes! - Hotel Transylvania 00:29 -Vampire. -Bite toes! This is awesome! - Hotel Transylvania 00:09 This is awesome! Please. l've never hurt anyone. - Hotel Transylvania 00:07 Please. l've never hurt anyone. Peek-a-boo! - Hotel Transylvania 00:28 Peek-a-boo! Nothing? - Hotel Transylvania 00:14 Nothing? Nice, but maybe a little more square footage. - Hotel Transylvania 00:08 Nice, but maybe a little more square footage. Lt worked. - Hotel Transylvania 00:23 Lt worked. Honey, l just didn't know where you were. - Hotel Transylvania 00:10 Honey, l just didn't know where you were. Holy rabies, you're on fire. - Hotel Transylvania 00:11 Holy rabies, you're on fire. Hey, kids, reel it in. - Hotel Transylvania 00:25 Hey, kids, reel it in. Hello? - Hotel Transylvania 00:07 Hello? G-61 . - Hotel Transylvania 00:29 G-61 . Excuse me, sir. - Hotel Transylvania 00:29 Excuse me, sir. Drac, l can't believe how calm
you are about her leaving. - Hotel Transylvania 00:10 Drac, l can't believe how calm you are about her leavin... But, of course, be smart. - Hotel Transylvania 00:21 But, of course, be smart. Yeah, perfecto. - Hotel Transylvania 00:05 Yeah, perfecto. -Where'd you go, grandpa?
-Don't freak out, gravity face. - Hotel Transylvania 00:10 -Where'd you go, grandpa? -Don't freak out, gravit... Well, tough.
'Cause l don't want to be with you. - Hotel Transylvania 00:31 Well, tough. 'Cause l don't want to be with you. This is the most incredible thing
l've ever seen. - Hotel Transylvania 00:26 This is the most incredible thing l've ever seen. They like us? - Hotel Transylvania 00:26 They like us? -Terrific party.
-You really outdid yourself, Drac. - Hotel Transylvania 00:07 -Terrific party. -You really outdid yourself, Drac. Quasi wins again! - Hotel Transylvania 00:07 Quasi wins again! Prepare to cry, Billy Backpack. - Hotel Transylvania 00:29 Prepare to cry, Billy Backpack. Pardon me. Sorry, excuse me. - Hotel Transylvania 00:05 Pardon me. Sorry, excuse me. Okay, foIks, we're going to make
a quick turnaround to refuel, - Hotel Transylvania 00:13 Okay, foIks, we're going to make a quick turnaround to ... Mavis? - Hotel Transylvania 00:08 Mavis? Martha, what have l done? - Hotel Transylvania 00:05 Martha, what have l done? Lt's all for you, buddy. - Hotel Transylvania 00:29 Lt's all for you, buddy. Ls it true? Are you a human? - Hotel Transylvania 00:15 Ls it true? Are you a human? L got you, buddy. - Hotel Transylvania 00:09 L got you, buddy. L didn't order a wake-up call. - Hotel Transylvania 00:12 L didn't order a wake-up call. L can't believe you stuck around, man.
You don't get it. - Hotel Transylvania 00:23 L can't believe you stuck around, man. You don't g... Kids, why'd you do that? - Hotel Transylvania 00:20 Kids, why'd you do that? Johnny's not a human.
He's my right arm's cousin. - Hotel Transylvania 00:25 Johnny's not a human. He's my right arm's cou... High five! Don't leave me hanging. - Hotel Transylvania 00:08 High five! Don't leave me hanging. Hey, thanks for saving me back there.
That guy's crazy! Trying to eat me. - Hotel Transylvania 00:13 Hey, thanks for saving me back there. That guy's crazy!... Hey! Take it easy! Watch it! - Hotel Transylvania 00:24 Hey! Take it easy! Watch it! Here he comes. Count Crock-ula. - Hotel Transylvania 00:25 Here he comes. Count Crock-ula. He got into a car. A '86 Fiat. - Hotel Transylvania 00:27 He got into a car. A '86 Fiat. Frank, if you hurt yourself... - Hotel Transylvania 00:10 Frank, if you hurt yourself... Fire! Fire! - Hotel Transylvania 00:07 Fire! Fire! Enough! Enough! Stop! - Hotel Transylvania 00:08 Enough! Enough! Stop! Drac, this'll protect you. - Hotel Transylvania 00:31 Drac, this'll protect you. Did you see that? - Hotel Transylvania 00:24 Did you see that? Dad, can you do me a favor? - Hotel Transylvania 00:32 Dad, can you do me a favor? Come on now, dude man! - Hotel Transylvania 00:06 Come on now, dude man! Can't believe l'm leaving, man.
That could have been so great! - Hotel Transylvania 00:27 Can't believe l'm leaving, man. That could have be... And it was no mystery who killed her. - Hotel Transylvania 00:30 And it was no mystery who killed her. A human! A human! - Hotel Transylvania 00:16 A human! A human! 24 up! - Hotel Transylvania 00:07 24 up! I didn't do that - Hotel Transylvania 00:03 I didn't do that Bingo Bingo - Hotel Transylvania 00:08 Bingo Bingo Here comes the party - Hotel Transylvania 00:05 Here comes the party That was trippy - Hotel Transylvania 00:05 That was trippy Geronimo - Hotel Transylvania 00:03 Geronimo I really liked Johnny cousin or no He told fun stories - Hotel Transylvania 00:06 I really liked Johnny cousin or no He told fun stories I'm trying to scare you - Hotel Transylvania 00:07 I'm trying to scare you It's amazing - Hotel Transylvania 00:04 It's amazing She was killed by your kind - Hotel Transylvania 00:05 She was killed by your kind Um who is that Who is what - Hotel Transylvania 00:04 Um who is that Who is what Evil villain you will never win - Hotel Transylvania 00:04 Evil villain you will never win You sure It'll be fun Okay - Hotel Transylvania 00:04 You sure It'll be fun Okay It's okay We all get stomach aches Mr Bigfoot - Hotel Transylvania 00:06 It's okay We all get stomach aches Mr Bigfoot Housekeeping - Hotel Transylvania 00:04 Housekeeping Oh man - Hotel Transylvania 00:03 Oh man Good morning Mavey Wavey - Hotel Transylvania 00:04 Good morning Mavey Wavey Holy rabies Holy rabies - Hotel Transylvania 00:05 Holy rabies Holy rabies DRACULA Hey You don't need a mannequin - Hotel Transylvania 00:06 DRACULA Hey You don't need a mannequin Ha what what - Hotel Transylvania 00:03 Ha what what I do not say Bleh bleh bleh - Hotel Transylvania 00:05 I do not say Bleh bleh bleh What Now there's no sheep in the road Let's go - Hotel Transylvania 00:09 What Now there's no sheep in the road Let's go Your Zing will come my love - Hotel Transylvania 00:08 Your Zing will come my love Hey kids reel it in - Hotel Transylvania 00:06 Hey kids reel it in I was not the cause of that - Hotel Transylvania 00:04 I was not the cause of that But of course be smart - Hotel Transylvania 00:09 But of course be smart No one will ever harm her here - Hotel Transylvania 00:05 No one will ever harm her here This is all your fault - Hotel Transylvania 00:04 This is all your fault

Cast

Dracula - Adam Sandler
Jonathan - Andy Samberg
Mavis - Selena Gomez
Frankenstein - Kevin James
Eunice - Fran Drescher