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"Hotel Transylvania" quotes

Hotel Transylvania poster
Welcome to Hotel Transylvania, Dracula's lavish five-stake resort, where monsters and their families can live it up and no humans are allowed. One special weekend, Dracula has invited all his best friends to celebrate his beloved daughter Mavis's 118th birthday. For Dracula catering to all of these legendary monsters is no problem but the party really starts when one ordinary guy stumbles into the hotel and changes everything!

Director: Genndy Tartakovsky
Writer: Peter Baynham, Robert Smigel, Todd Durham
Production: N/A
Genre: animation, comedy, family, fantasy
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 47/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $148,313,048
Released: 28 Sep 2012
Awards: 2 wins & 15 nominations

107 video clips

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This is how we're represented Unbelievable - Hotel Transylvania 00:05 This is how we're represented Unbelievable Are these monsters going to kill me - Hotel Transylvania 00:07 Are these monsters going to kill me Like I'm Dracula Bleh bleh bleh - Hotel Transylvania 00:10 Like I'm Dracula Bleh bleh bleh One of your piranhas in the lake is very rude - Hotel Transylvania 00:06 One of your piranhas in the lake is very rude Can I just ask what exactly is this place - Hotel Transylvania 00:35 Can I just ask what exactly is this place Yeah well I was afraid your dad was gonna - Hotel Transylvania 00:14 Yeah well I was afraid your dad was gonna I can't understand you - Hotel Transylvania 00:08 I can't understand you Listen to me You are never to return here - Hotel Transylvania 00:19 Listen to me You are never to return here What Now there's no sheep in the road Let's go - Hotel Transylvania 00:09 What Now there's no sheep in the road Let's go Mavis Why are you still up The sun is out It could kill you my honeyguts - Hotel Transylvania 00:13 Mavis Why are you still up The sun is out It could kill you... Um who is that Who is what - Hotel Transylvania 00:15 Um who is that Who is what Why did that hurt me - Hotel Transylvania 00:04 Why did that hurt me English please - Hotel Transylvania 00:06 English please You're kidding me - Hotel Transylvania 00:07 You're kidding me How could you After I shared my pain with you - Hotel Transylvania 00:05 How could you After I shared my pain with you Is it true Are you a human - Hotel Transylvania 00:05 Is it true Are you a human Check it out I'm a Franken homie - Hotel Transylvania 00:04 Check it out I'm a Franken homie I know I lied - Hotel Transylvania 00:33 I know I lied Even more bestest specialest if someone closer to your age helped plan the party - Hotel Transylvania 00:18 Even more bestest specialest if someone closer to your age... Yeah it's a mess back there - Hotel Transylvania 00:05 Yeah it's a mess back there When you bump with the hump you land on your rump - Hotel Transylvania 00:06 When you bump with the hump you land on your rump Welcome to Hotel Transylvania - Hotel Transylvania 00:05 Welcome to Hotel Transylvania I didn't do that - Hotel Transylvania 00:03 I didn't do that And then the monsters ran away and were forced into hiding - Hotel Transylvania 00:28 And then the monsters ran away and were forced into hiding She was killed by your kind - Hotel Transylvania 00:05 She was killed by your kind What out there - Hotel Transylvania 00:07 What out there Hush little vampire don't say a word - Hotel Transylvania 00:18 Hush little vampire don't say a word This is all your fault - Hotel Transylvania 00:04 This is all your fault No one will ever harm her here - Hotel Transylvania 00:05 No one will ever harm her here But of course be smart - Hotel Transylvania 00:09 But of course be smart I was not the cause of that - Hotel Transylvania 00:04 I was not the cause of that Hey kids reel it in - Hotel Transylvania 00:06 Hey kids reel it in Your Zing will come my love - Hotel Transylvania 00:08 Your Zing will come my love What Now there's no sheep in the road Let's go - Hotel Transylvania 00:09 What Now there's no sheep in the road Let's go I do not say Bleh bleh bleh - Hotel Transylvania 00:05 I do not say Bleh bleh bleh Ha what what - Hotel Transylvania 00:03 Ha what what DRACULA Hey You don't need a mannequin - Hotel Transylvania 00:06 DRACULA Hey You don't need a mannequin Holy rabies Holy rabies - Hotel Transylvania 00:05 Holy rabies Holy rabies Good morning Mavey Wavey - Hotel Transylvania 00:04 Good morning Mavey Wavey Oh man - Hotel Transylvania 00:03 Oh man Housekeeping - Hotel Transylvania 00:04 Housekeeping It's okay We all get stomach aches Mr Bigfoot - Hotel Transylvania 00:06 It's okay We all get stomach aches Mr Bigfoot You sure It'll be fun Okay - Hotel Transylvania 00:04 You sure It'll be fun Okay Evil villain you will never win - Hotel Transylvania 00:04 Evil villain you will never win Um who is that Who is what - Hotel Transylvania 00:04 Um who is that Who is what She was killed by your kind - Hotel Transylvania 00:05 She was killed by your kind It's amazing - Hotel Transylvania 00:04 It's amazing I'm trying to scare you - Hotel Transylvania 00:07 I'm trying to scare you I really liked Johnny cousin or no He told fun stories - Hotel Transylvania 00:06 I really liked Johnny cousin or no He told fun stories Geronimo - Hotel Transylvania 00:03 Geronimo That was trippy - Hotel Transylvania 00:05 That was trippy Here comes the party - Hotel Transylvania 00:05 Here comes the party Bingo Bingo - Hotel Transylvania 00:08 Bingo Bingo I didn't do that - Hotel Transylvania 00:03 I didn't do that 24 up! - Hotel Transylvania 00:07 24 up! A human! A human! - Hotel Transylvania 00:16 A human! A human! And it was no mystery who killed her. - Hotel Transylvania 00:30 And it was no mystery who killed her. Can't believe l'm leaving, man. That could have been so great! - Hotel Transylvania 00:27 Can't believe l'm leaving, man. That could have be... Come on now, dude man! - Hotel Transylvania 00:06 Come on now, dude man! Dad, can you do me a favor? - Hotel Transylvania 00:32 Dad, can you do me a favor? Did you see that? - Hotel Transylvania 00:24 Did you see that? Drac, this'll protect you. - Hotel Transylvania 00:31 Drac, this'll protect you. Enough! Enough! Stop! - Hotel Transylvania 00:08 Enough! Enough! Stop! Fire! Fire! - Hotel Transylvania 00:07 Fire! Fire! Frank, if you hurt yourself... - Hotel Transylvania 00:10 Frank, if you hurt yourself... He got into a car. A '86 Fiat. - Hotel Transylvania 00:27 He got into a car. A '86 Fiat. Here he comes. Count Crock-ula. - Hotel Transylvania 00:25 Here he comes. Count Crock-ula. Hey! Take it easy! Watch it! - Hotel Transylvania 00:24 Hey! Take it easy! Watch it! Hey, thanks for saving me back there. That guy's crazy! Trying to eat me. - Hotel Transylvania 00:13 Hey, thanks for saving me back there. That guy's crazy!... High five! Don't leave me hanging. - Hotel Transylvania 00:08 High five! Don't leave me hanging. Johnny's not a human. He's my right arm's cousin. - Hotel Transylvania 00:25 Johnny's not a human. He's my right arm's cou... Kids, why'd you do that? - Hotel Transylvania 00:20 Kids, why'd you do that? L can't believe you stuck around, man. You don't get it. - Hotel Transylvania 00:23 L can't believe you stuck around, man. You don't g... L didn't order a wake-up call. - Hotel Transylvania 00:12 L didn't order a wake-up call. L got you, buddy. - Hotel Transylvania 00:09 L got you, buddy. Ls it true? Are you a human? - Hotel Transylvania 00:15 Ls it true? Are you a human? Lt's all for you, buddy. - Hotel Transylvania 00:29 Lt's all for you, buddy. Martha, what have l done? - Hotel Transylvania 00:05 Martha, what have l done? Mavis? - Hotel Transylvania 00:08 Mavis? Okay, foIks, we're going to make a quick turnaround to refuel, - Hotel Transylvania 00:13 Okay, foIks, we're going to make a quick turnaround to ... Pardon me. Sorry, excuse me. - Hotel Transylvania 00:05 Pardon me. Sorry, excuse me. Prepare to cry, Billy Backpack. - Hotel Transylvania 00:29 Prepare to cry, Billy Backpack. Quasi wins again! - Hotel Transylvania 00:07 Quasi wins again! -Terrific party. -You really outdid yourself, Drac. - Hotel Transylvania 00:07 -Terrific party. -You really outdid yourself, Drac. They like us? - Hotel Transylvania 00:26 They like us? This is the most incredible thing l've ever seen. - Hotel Transylvania 00:26 This is the most incredible thing l've ever seen. Well, tough. 'Cause l don't want to be with you. - Hotel Transylvania 00:31 Well, tough. 'Cause l don't want to be with you. -Where'd you go, grandpa? -Don't freak out, gravity face. - Hotel Transylvania 00:10 -Where'd you go, grandpa? -Don't freak out, gravit... Yeah, perfecto. - Hotel Transylvania 00:05 Yeah, perfecto.
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Cast

Dracula - Adam Sandler
Jonathan - Andy Samberg
Mavis - Selena Gomez
Frankenstein - Kevin James
Eunice - Fran Drescher
Wayne - Steve Buscemi
Wanda - Molly Shannon
Griffin - David Spade
Murray - CeeLo Green
Quasimodo - Jon Lovitz
Suit of Armor - Brian George
Shrunken Heads (voice) - Luenell
Pilot (voice) - Brian Stack
Fly (voice) - Chris Parnell
Martha - Jackie Sandler
Winnie - Sadie Sandler
Fake Dracula / Marty (voice) - Robert Smigel
Skeleton Husband (voice) - Rob Riggle
Zombie / Hydra (voice) - Paul Brittain
Gremlin Man - Jonny Solomon
Shrunken Head / Hydra (voice) - Jim Wise
Guy in Crowd / Hydra (voice) - Craig Kellman
Hairy Monster / Hydra (voice) - Brian McCann
Foreman - James C.J. Williams
Additional Voices (voice) - Rose Abdoo
Additional Voices (voice) - Steve Alterman
Additional Voices (voice) - Kirk Baily
Additional Voices (voice) (as Dana L. Belben) - Dana Belben
Additional Voices (voice) - Meira Blinkoff
Additional Voices (voice) - Ranjani Brow
Additional Voices (voice) - Corey Burton
Additional Voices (voice) - William Calvert
Additional Voices (voice) - Cam Clarke
Additional Voices (voice) - Michael Corbett
Additional Voices (voice) - Allen Covert
Additional Voices (voice) - Rachel Crane
Additional Voices (voice) - Doug Dale
Additional Voices (voice) - Collin Dean
Additional Voices (voice) - Eddie Frierson
Additional Voices (voice) - Bridget Hoffman
Additional Voices (voice) - Wendy Hoffman
Additional Voices (voice) - Rif Hutton
Additional Voices (voice) - Tom Kenny
Additional Voices (voice) - Darrin Lackey
Additional Voices (voice) - Ashley Lambert
Additional Voices (voice) - Scott Menville
Additional Voices (voice) - Edie Mirman
Additional Voices (voice) - Jon Olson
Additional Voices (voice) - Jessica Pennington
Additional Voices (voice) - Alec Rosenthal
Additional Voices (voice) (as Judy Sandler) - Judith Sandler
Additional Voices (voice) - Sunny Sandler
Additional Voices (voice) - Katie Silverman
Additional Voices (voice) - Warren Sroka
Additional Voices (voice) - Melissa Sturm
Additional Voices (voice) - John Hans Tester
Additional Voices (voice) - Sarah Thyre
Additional Voices (voice) - Chris Titone
Additional Voices (voice) (as Dave Zyler) - David Zyler
Baby Wolves - Aria Noelle Curzon
Additional Voices (voice) - Maddie Taylor