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Exam room 2

Exam room 2. House doesn't believe in pretense. Figures life's too shortand too painful....

House • S01E01 • 2004

Exam room 2. House doesn't believe in pretense. Figures life's too shortand too painful. So he just says what he thinks. Nothing interesting in the garbage. "I say what I think" is justnother way of saying "I'm an asshole". Well, if you wanted to be judgedfor your medical prowess only, maybe you shouldn't have broken intosomeone's home. Iwas16. Don't know about ticks,but her dog's definitely got fleas. I managed to make it to 17without a criminal record

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Exam room 2

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House doesn't believe in pretense

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Figures life's too short and too painful

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So he just says what he thinks

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Nothing interesting in the garbage

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I say what I think is just nother way of saying I'm an asshole

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Well if you wanted to be judged for your medical prowess only

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maybe you shouldn't have broken into someone's home

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Iwas16

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Don't know about ticks but her dog's definitely got fleas

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I managed to make it to 17 without a criminal record

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حجرة الفحص 2

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هاوس لا يؤمن بالنظاهر

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يرى أن الحياة قصيرة جدا و مؤلمة لذا فيقول ما بذهنه

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لا شئ مثير للاهتمام بالقمامة

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قول ما بالذهن هو أسلوب آخر لقول أنني أحمق

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إن أردت أن يحاسبك الناس على شجاعتك الطبية فحسب

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ربما ليس عليك اقتحام منزل أحدهم

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كان سني 16 عام

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لا أعرف شيئا عن الحشرات الماصة الدماء لكن كلبها مصاب بالبراغيث

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نجحت في الوصول لسن السابعة عشرة دون أية جرائم

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Salle d'examen 2

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House est anti blabla

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La vie est trop courte et douloureuse Il dit ce qu'il pense

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Rien dans les ordures

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Ça fait mieux de dire ça que Je suis un con

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Si tu ne voulais être jugé que sur tes prouesses médicales

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fallait éviter les effractions

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J'avais 16 ans

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Des tiques je sais pas mais son chien a des puces

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J'ai tenu jusqu'à 17 ans sans casier

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Untersuchungszimmer zwei

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House macht nie jemandem was vor Er findet das Leben zu kurz und zu bitter

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Also sagt er immer was er denkt

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Nichts Interessantes im Müll

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Ich sage was ich denke ist nur 'ne andere Art zu sagen Ich bin 'n Arschloch

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Wenn du nur nach deinem medizinischen Können beurteilt werden willst

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hättest du vielleicht nicht bei jemandem einbrechen sollen

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Ich war 16

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Zecken gibt's hier vielleicht keine aber ihr Hund hat eindeutig Flöhe

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Ich hab's bis 17 ohne Vorstrafen geschafft

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Втора стая

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Хаус не обича неискреността

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Смята че животът е твърде кратък и болезнен

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Така че казва това което мисли

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Нищо интересно в боклука

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Казвам това което мисля е просто друг начин да кажеш аз съм задник

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Ако искаше да бъдеш оценяван само за лекарските ти умения не е трябвало да се вмъкваш в чужда къща

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Бях на 16

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Не знам за кърлежи но кучето и определено има бълхи

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Аз успях да стигна до 17 без криминално провинение

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Consultorio 2

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A House no le gusta fingir

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Dice que la vida es breve y dolorosa así que dice lo que piensa

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No hay nada interesante en la basura

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Digo lo que pienso es sólo otra forma de decir soy un imbécil

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Si quisieras que te juzgaran sólo por tu destreza médica

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quizá no debiste meterte ilegalmente en una casa

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Tenía 16 años

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No sé si su perro tendrá garrapatas pero sí tiene pulgas

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Logré llegar a los 17 años sin antecedentes penales

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Duration

38 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

00:28:10

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Season

1

Episode

1

Genres

Production

Carolco Pictures,Forge,Laurence Mark Productions,Beckner/Gorman Productions,Tele-Communications Inc.,RCS Video,Cutthroat Productions L.P.,Le Studio Canal+

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Movie Summary

An antisocial maverick doctor who specializes in diagnostic medicine does whatever it takes to solve puzzling cases that come his way using his crack team of doctors and his wits.