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Hello, sick peopleand their loved ones. In the interest of saving time andavoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Dr. Gregory house.You can call me Greg. I'm one of three doctorsstaffing this clinic this morning. Short. Sweet. Grab a file. This ray of sunshineis Dr. Lisa cuddy. Dr. Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so, unfortunately, she's much too busyto deal with you. I am a board certified diagnostician, with a double specialtyof infectious disease and nephrology. I'm also the only doctorcurrently employed at this clinic who is forced to behere against his will. That is true, isn't it? But not to worry,because for most of you, this job could be doneby a monkey with a bottle of motrin. Speaking of which,if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this. This is Vicodin. It's mine.You can't have any. And, no, I do not havea pain-management problem. I have a pain problem. But who knows? Maybe I'm wrong.Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?
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Hello sick people and their loved ones
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In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later
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I'm Dr Gregory house You can call me Greg
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I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning
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Short Sweet Grab a file
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This ray of sunshine is Dr Lisa cuddy
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Dr Cuddy runs this whole hospital
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so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you
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I am a board certified diagnostician
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with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology
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I'm also the only doctor currently employed at this clinic
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who is forced to be here against his will
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That is true isn't it
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But not to worry because for most of you
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this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of motrin
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Speaking of which if you're particularly annoying
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you may see me reach for this
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This is Vicodin It's mine You can't have any
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And no I do not have a pain management problem
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I have a pain problem
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But who knows Maybe I'm wrong Maybe I'm too stoned to tell
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So who wants me
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Movie Summary
An antisocial maverick doctor who specializes in diagnostic medicine does whatever it takes to solve puzzling cases that come his way using his crack team of doctors and his wits.
