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How're you doing?

How're you doing? Okay. Great. I'm doing good, too. I get to knock offan hour early today....

House • S01E03 • 2004

How're you doing? Okay. Great. I'm doing good, too. I get to knock offan hour early today. You know why? Because I kissed my boss' ass.Do you ever do that? I think she just said yes 'causeshe wants to reinforce that behavior. Wants me to kiss a lot of other people'sass, like she wants me to kiss yours. What would you want, a doctorwho holds your hand while you die or a doctor who ignores youwhile you get better? I guess it would particularly suckto have a doctor who ignores you while you die. I should go. You think it's gonnacome out on its own?

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How're you doing

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Okay

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Great I'm doing good too

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I get to knock off an hour early today You know why

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Because I kissed my boss' ass Do you ever do that

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I think she just said yes 'cause she wants to reinforce that behavior

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Wants me to kiss a lot of other people's ass like she wants me to kiss yours

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What would you want a doctor who holds your hand while you die

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or a doctor who ignores you while you get better

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I guess it would particularly suck to have a doctor

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who ignores you while you die

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I should go

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You think it's gonna come out on its own

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كيف حالك بخير

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عظيم أنا بخير أيضا

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سأخرج ساعة مبكرا اليوم أتعرف السبب

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لأنني تملقت رئيستي أتفعل هذا

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أظنها وافقت لأنها تريدني أن أكرر هذا السلوك

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تريدني أن أتملق الكثيرين كما تريدني أن أتملقك

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ماذا تريد طبيب يمسك يدك و أنت تموت

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أم طبيب يتجاهلك لكن يحسن من حالتك

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أظنه أمرا فظيعا أن يكون لديك طبيب يتجاهلك و أنت تموت

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سأرحل أتظنها ستختفي وحدها

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Ça va

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Oui Génial

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Moi aussi

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Je rentre une heure plus tôt

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Vous savez pourquoi

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J'ai fait de la lèche à ma patronne Ça vous arrive

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Elle a dit oui pour m'encourager

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à faire ça à tout le monde même à vous

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Vous préférez un médecin qui vous console quand vous crevez

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ou qui vous ignore quand vous guérissez

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Sans parler de celui qui vous ignore quand vous crevez

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J'y vais Ça va sortir tout seul

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Как дела

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Нормально

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Отлично У меня тоже все хорошо

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Я освобожусь на час раньше сегодня

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Хочешь знать почему

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Потому что я поцеловал задницу босса когда нибудь такое делал

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Я думаю она согласилась потому что она хочет закрепить такое поведение

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Хочет чтобы я целовал много других задниц например твою

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Кого бы ты предпочел врача который будет держать твою руку пока ты умираешь

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или доктор который игнорирует тебя пока тебе становится лучше

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Я думаю было бы не прикольно если бы у тебя был врач который игнорирует тебя пока ты умираешь

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Мне лучше идти

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Ты думаешь оно выйдет само

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Cómo estás Bien

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Qué bueno yo también estoy bien

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Hoy puedo irme una hora antes Sabes por qué

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Por ser un adulador con mi jefa Alguna vez lo hiciste

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Creo que accedió sólo para reforzar ese comportamiento

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Quiere que sea un adulador con otros como contigo

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Qué podrías querer Un médico que sostenga tu mano mientras mueres

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o uno que te ignora mientras mejoras

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Debe de ser espantoso tener un médico que te ignore mientras mueres

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Tengo que irme

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Crees que saldrá por sí solo

Available in 5 languages

Duration

38 seconds

Views

171

Timestamp in Movie

00:36:06

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Season

1

Episode

3

Genres

Production

Carolco Pictures,Forge,Laurence Mark Productions,Beckner/Gorman Productions,Tele-Communications Inc.,RCS Video,Cutthroat Productions L.P.,Le Studio Canal+

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Movie Summary

An antisocial maverick doctor who specializes in diagnostic medicine does whatever it takes to solve puzzling cases that come his way using his crack team of doctors and his wits.