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I was just being glib

I was just being glib.- You haven't said anything. Before, when I was talkingabout...

House • S01E03 • 2004

I was just being glib.- You haven't said anything. Before, when I was talkingabout Brandon's girlfriend thinking sex could kill you. I was just making a jokebecause I was uncomfortable. - I don't even remember what you said.- I'm uncomfortable about sex. - We don't have to talk about this.- Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human bodygoes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races,blood pressure skyrockets. Respirationbecomes rapid and shallow. The brain fires bursts of electricalimpulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spitout of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three timesyour body weight. It's violent, it's ugly, and it's messy. And if god hadn't made itunbelievably fun, the human race would'vedied out eons ago

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I was just being glib You haven't said anything

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Before when I was talking about Brandon's girlfriend

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thinking sex could kill you

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I was just making a joke because I was uncomfortable

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I don't even remember what you said I'm uncomfortable about sex

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We don't have to talk about this Sex could kill you

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Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex

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Pupils dilate arteries constrict

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core temperature rises heart races blood pressure skyrockets

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Respiration becomes rapid and shallow

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The brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere

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and secretions spit out of every gland

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and the muscles tense and spasm

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like you're lifting three times your body weight

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It's violent it's ugly and it's messy

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And if god hadn't made it unbelievably fun

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the human race would've died out eons ago

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كنت زلقة اللسان لم تقولي شيئا

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لا من قبل عندما كنت أتحدث عن تفكير حبيبة براندون بأن الجنس قد يقتل

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كنت أمزح فقط لأنني كنت غير مرتاحة

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لا أذكر حتى ما قلت فكرة الجنس لا تريحني

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حسنا لسنا مضطرين للتحدث عن هذا قد يقتلك الجنس

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أتعرف ما يمر به الجسد البشري عند ممارس الجنس

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تتسع بؤبؤ العين تتصلب الشرايين

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ترتفع درجة حرارة الجسم يرتفع ضغط الدم بجنون

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يصبح التنفس سريعا و سطحيا

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المخ يطلق نبضات كهربية من العدم إلى العدم

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تتطاير فضلات الجسم من كل الغدد

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و تتشنج العضلات و تتقلص كما لو كنت تحمل ما يعادل ثلاثة أمثال وزنك

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إنه عنيف و سئ و عابث

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و إن لم يكن الله جعله ممتعا بشكل لا يصدق كانت البشرية انقرضت منذ زمن بعيد

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Je faisais la maligne T'as rien dit

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Quand je parlais des exploits de la copine de Brandon

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Je voulais cacher ma gêne

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J'ai déjà oublié J'aborde difficilement le sexe

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On est pas obligés d'en parler Le sexe peut être mortel

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Tu sais ce que subit l'organisme

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Les pupilles se dilatent les artères rétrécissent

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la température augmente la tension monte en flèche

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la respiration s'accélère

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le cerveau envoie des décharges électriques

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et les glandes s'emballent

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Les muscles sont pris de spasmes insensés

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C'est violent et moche

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C'est chaotique

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Si Dieu n'avait pas rendu ça aussi bon

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la race humaine serait éteinte depuis des lustres

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Я просто пошутила

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Ты ничего не сказала

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Нет когда я говорила о том что подруга Брэндона считала что секс может убивать

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Я просто пошутила потому что чувствовала себя неловко

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А я даже забыл что ты говорила

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Я чувствую себя неловко говоря о сексе

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Ну нам не обязательно об этом говорить

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Секс может быть смертельным

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Ты знаешь что испытывает человеческое тело во время секса

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Зрачки расширяются артерии сужаются

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температура повышается сердцебиение ускоряется давление резко повышается

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дыхание становится ускоренным и поверхностным

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мозг выстреливает электрическими импульсами из ниоткуда в никуда

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а выделения вылетают из каждой железы

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и мышцы напрягаются и конвульсируют будто ты поднимаешь троекратный вес своего тела

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Это бурно отвратительно и грязно

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и если бы Бог не сделал бы это таким веселым занятием

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человеческая раса вымерла бы уже давным давно

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Estaba siendo elocuente No has dicho una sola palabra

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Cuando hablé de que la novia de Brandon pensaba que el sexo podía ser mortal

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sólo bromeaba porque me sentí incómoda

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Ni siquiera recuerdo lo que dijiste

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Me incomoda hablar de sexo

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No tenemos que hablar de esto El sexo podría ser mortal

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Sabes qué pasa con el cuerpo en el proceso

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Las pupilas se dilatan Las arterias se estrechan

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La temperatura central y la presión se elevan el corazón late más rápido

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La respiración se torna rápida y superficial

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El cerebro lanza explosiones de impulsos eléctricos sin rumbo

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Cada glándula arroja secreciones

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y los músculos se tensan y se contraen como si cargaras un toro

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Es violento es desagradable y es sucio

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Si Dios no lo hubiera hecho tan divertido

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la raza humana se habría extinguido hace millones de años

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Duration

56 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

00:21:26

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Season

1

Episode

3

Genres

Production

Carolco Pictures,Forge,Laurence Mark Productions,Beckner/Gorman Productions,Tele-Communications Inc.,RCS Video,Cutthroat Productions L.P.,Le Studio Canal+

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Movie Summary

An antisocial maverick doctor who specializes in diagnostic medicine does whatever it takes to solve puzzling cases that come his way using his crack team of doctors and his wits.